🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[DespicableFool]

Up to 125 pages and DJ Church is still dropping the bass and/or beat.

And he hasn't come around to say anything either. Maybe we hurt his feelings.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

And he hasn't come around to say anything either. Maybe we hurt his feelings.

While he has given surprise early sermons before, it's a little early for Church.

 

[DespicableFool]

While he has given surprise early sermons before, it's a little early for Church.

I await every word. Real talk: Should I use my abrasive self, or should I be more Socratic about this?

 

[ON 190]

I await every word. Real talk: Should I use my abrasive self, or should I be more Socratic about this?

Challenge him to the rap battle we've been talking about. I really want to drop some phat beats for the Kiwi Krew.

 

[DespicableFool]

I will prepare. Generally speaking, what beats will we be working to?

 

[ON 190]

I will prepare. Generally speaking, what beats will we be working to?

The phattest, my friend. The very phattest.

 

[Konstantinos]

It seems our hero, the pious and venerable Churchathustra, is now going to have to face the dreaded Kaitou1412 Mainyu in an intellectual battle!

These truly are trying times for our hero. It brings to mind a passage from the Tathas, the holy books of Churchastrianism:

"He who opposes Evil by his thought &/or word,
&/Or by the work of his own two hands,
He who instructs people to their good,
Makes a worthy offering of faith to Thy Purpose."

 

[ON 190]

It seems our hero, the pious and venerable Churchathustra, is now going to have to face the dreaded Kaitou1412 Mainyu in an intellectual battle!

These truly are trying times for our hero. It brings to mind a passage from the Tathas, the holy books of Churchastrianism:

"He who opposes Evil by his thought &/or word,
&/Or by the work of his own two hands,
He who instructs people to their good,
Makes a worthy offering of faith to Thy Purpose."

May we say 10 Hail Churches and write awful erotica in His honor, to help Him through the trying times. In fact...

May this song bring you strength in this age of strife.

 

[DespicableFool]

I am still working on the rap on my end, but I came across a problem. The wifi my college provides doesn't me allow to read his work for myself. Can someone message me about some of his work, preferably the more memorable? I promise this will be worth it in the end.

 

[exball]

May we say 10 Hail Churches and write awful erotica in His honor, to help Him through the trying times. In fact...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WFUAG_1775UMay this song bring you strength in this age of strife.

Keeping it street.

 

[ON 190]

Keeping it street.

Fountains of Wayne is quite street, my friend. Any band that writes a pop song in iambic heptameter is okay by me.

(And that I got to play onstage with, an accomplishment I doubt The Church can match)

 

[DespicableFool]

...Um, when does he usually get here again?

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

1B] Also, let's make these things work both ways: If people want proof my intelligence is greater than theirs, I'd like to see any of you prove it is not. Also, since it appears you are now asking for me to apologize for lying, I would like an apology for the same thing from each of you, one for each lie you have told (starting with the claim some of you have made of having intelligence not simply equal to mine, but superior to mine).

When one makes extraordinary claims, one must provide extraordinary proof. It's not up to us to prove you a dumbass (though you've conveniently demonstrated it time and time again); it's up to to you to provide proof that you're smarter than we are.

Until then, you're so much sound and fury, signifying nothing.

(That's Shakespeare, whose entire works I'm sure you've read, being so smart and all.)

Granted you may be smarter than one of us (not likely), you may be smarter than two of us (less likely), but you are not smarter than all of us together. It's just simple statistics, you great braying ass.

 

[DespicableFool]

Hey. TJ. Hey. HEY; HEY, TJ!! I've got my rap for our rap battle ready! I can let you go first, but that offer will be gone quickly. I will give you one hour, and no longer, before I start this thing. Get ready, if you're man enough, that is.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

I bet TJ backed off when Kaitou1412 made his presence known. Good thing too, because TJ's ego is so goddamn annoying

 

[DespicableFool]

It seems our hero, the pious and venerable Churchathustra, is now going to have to face the dreaded Kaitou1412 Mainyu in an intellectual battle!

These truly are trying times for our hero. It brings to mind a passage from the Tathas, the holy books of Churchastrianism:

"He who opposes Evil by his thought &/or word,
&/Or by the work of his own two hands,
He who instructs people to their good,
Makes a worthy offering of faith to Thy Purpose."

Have I mentioned how legit that actually looks?

I bet TJ backed off when Kaitou1412 made his presence known. Good thing too, because his ego is so goddamn annoying

It is. Still, I would have liked to stomp him myself. I seriously got ready for the rap battle that flossman suggested, and can actually start that if he ever showed up. At this point, the worst blow he can deal is to completely ignore me and not actually come back to the thread. However, therein lies the problem. He can't stay away, because if he did, we'll just keep posting lies and/or DISHONEST rumors about him, AND call him a coward to boot. Plus, the blow he would inflict would by not giving in to me here would still not be worth it, because I will get over it immediately, and recognize his silence for what it really is: Nothing but lily-livered cowardice. It's a simplistic way to think I pushed him into a corner, because I know I really didn't, but you do have to admit he has a bit of a dilemma here.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

He was here as of two hours ago. He replied to some posts on his profile wall.

 

[DespicableFool]

He was here as of two hours ago. He replied to some posts on his profile wall.

Wow, really? I'll take a look.

 

[Captain Pronin]

I can't do that if you block mr from the site. Also, here is the rest of that post you supposedly (not actually) quoted...


1] There will be an apology for lying the second I intentionally lie & notice I myself have done so. However, largely because many of you started attacking me before I ever joined (let alone posted) here, & also largely because you seem to be claiming that use of ampersands & other things that prove nothing about intelligence levels are such proof (&/or other way to attack me that are in fact untrue), I have been relatively careful to lessen (if not entirely avoid) that.

1B] Also, let's make these things work both ways: If people want proof my intelligence is greater than theirs, I'd like to see any of you prove it is not. Also, since it appears you are now asking for me to apologize for lying, I would like an apology for the same thing from each of you, one for each lie you have told (starting with the claim some of you have made of having intelligence not simply equal to mine, but superior to mine).

2] I felt "the need to act in a false name" because I figured that such dishonest action would cause me to be accepted faster & easier by the vast majority of members here. Why? Members here who had little-if-any idea who I was were unfairly forming very strong negative opinions about me. Therefore, I felt it only right to defend myself (as anyone would against any attack), but to do so pretending to be someone who knew "TJChurch" rather than being "TJChurch" himself, the person I actually am. Frankly, both are false statements, but if anything, mine was a lesser offense, as I was making statements about someone I actually know (& knew at the time).

autisimspeaks.org

 

[Optimus Prime]

He would deny that your proof is real.

What if we claimed to be things we're not? Would this work in reverse and maybe get him to demand proof that we aren't smarter than him?