"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Only Phil could convince himself that his 3 or 4 sessions shooting at dirt hills with a (surely regretting it now) buddy showing him what to do, with the cheapest pistol possible so if he 'tards up and wrecks it it's not a great loss, qualifies him to instruct ANTIFA members in how to handle firearms. :story:
 
5 Jan 2019. While Christine has her dream of Dimension Merge, Phil fantasizes about civil war:
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Oh wow, everyone's going to think Phil is really tough and edgy now he has a patch with 'firearms instructor' written on it!

You may as well pin the patch on a pig for all the good it does. It's obvious from first glance that Phil is a re.tard, and all this military larping is a vain attempt to cover it up and make people take him seriously. It's working about as well as you'd suspect.
 
Obviously this is all just a fantasy, but how does Phil think this civil war is supposed to go? The most powerful government in the world is one side, with its vast military and resources. What's the other side? Phil thinks it's Antifa, but how would that work? It's not like there's an interconnected nationwide network with widespread popular support. It mostly seems to consist of fat speds like Phil. There's no organisation, no equipment other than tacticool merch and no leader. There isn't even a real goal - what's the plan once Trump is deposed?

In reality, if Phil's "civil war" happened, a handful of soldiers could take out every Antifag in Portland in minutes, while Phil bounces and squeaks in terror, sitting at home, watching it on YouTube and trying to delete all evidence that he was ever part of Antifa.
 
There's a very important reason why AntiFa never carries out direct action bullshit in areas with high concentrations of CCW holders and/or places where LEOs haven't been told to go easy on rioters.

By all means, Phil. Begin the revolution.
 
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Does this moron think he'd continue to get his tard bucks if the government collapsed? He'd be on the streets having all his shit stolen and then left dead in a ditch.
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But people won't steal in a commie revolution! Everyone will come together to support each other, and important disableds like Phil will be lavished with money and care because the first thing people think of when there's no government is giving all their money and property to the fat re.tard next door. It's amazing how many spoilt middle-class kids think this, though.

No rule of law = scumbags ruling your life. And the kind of scumbags that would kick in Phil's flat door and take it over for a crack den aren't going to give him a monthly stipend and pay his bills, no matter how many times he snorts that he's prime minister. They'll kick his ass and kick him out because he's a powerless sped.

But yeah, all hail the glorious civil war.
 
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But people won't steal in a commie revolution! Everyone will come together to support each other, and important disableds like Phil will be lavished with money and care because the first thing people think of when there's no government is giving all their money and property to the fat re.tard next door. It's amazing how many spoilt middle-class kids think this, though.

No rule of law = scumbags ruling your life. And the kind of scumbags that would kick in Phil's flat door and take it over for a crack den aren't going to give him a monthly stipend and pay his bills, no matter how many times he snorts that he's prime minister. They'll kick his ass and kick him out because he's a powerless sped.

But yeah, all hail the glorious civil war.
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These are the kind of people who sperg about white privilege while taking no time whatsoever to look at other countries that have had a civil war. Are they spectacularly ignorant, or do they just think that as middle-class white Americans they won't fall prey to the bestial urges of other nations?
 
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No rule of law = scumbags ruling your life. And the kind of scumbags that would kick in Phil's flat door and take it over for a crack den aren't going to give him a monthly stipend and pay his bills, no matter how many times he snorts that he's prime minister. They'll kick his ass and kick him out because he's a powerless sped.

But yeah, all hail the glorious civil war.
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You're almost making this revolution thing sound good.
 
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6 Jan 2019
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The site on that gun some retard took a pic of is on backwards. Yes it's a blade site but that makes me think two things one it's a cheap chink toy (probably) or it's a shit build parts kit by an idiot and if you can't figure how a triangle works you in no way can build a fire control group (guts) of a gun.

Also we know it's not phils anyway he's poor as fuck and dumb so no AK for fatty buck teeth.

Stated before for an analchest he's mad he doesn't get my tax dollar's isn't that ironic.
 
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The site on that gun some exceptional individual took a pic of is on backwards. Yes it's a blade site but that makes me think two things one it's a cheap chink toy (probably) or it's a shit build parts kit by an idiot and if you can't figure how a triangle works you in no way can build a fire control group (guts) of a gun.

Also we know it's not phils anyway he's poor as fuck and dumb so no AK for fatty buck teeth.

Stated before for an analchest he's mad he doesn't get my tax dollar's isn't that ironic.
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It's the same airsoft AK hes had forever.
 
Uh oh Kaya Jones better watch out a rétard is going to bounce and squeak impotently, then shit himself and do nothing before claiming victory.
 
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