Livestream 11-23-14 Cottage Livestream

[Rammspieler]

PICKUP ZONE BEGINS

 

[Payday]

I wanna pretend this is like a wrestling thing and now Tyce is on his way.

 

[Randam Hajile]

That cheering crowd is going to be in the background of all of Pickup Zone. It's glorious.

Edit: maybe not. What a shame

 

[The Nameless One]

I think Eli just fucked up and played the Tyce Theme on accident

Or Pickup Zone's theme song is "Marine Trained Teen" looped for 10 minutes.

 

[DN 420]

"Eli take my hand I'm not gay."

 

[Gothicserpent]

This is the face of an angry wolf.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Eli trying to teach how to get the pussy game stronk.

I'm not too sure about girls up in New England, but girls where I live definitely don't particularly care for long-haired men.

 

[Boots]

"Hey bab Whats Good Your Eyes There Pretty SO im Gonna Ask You Out haha"
Truly he is a poet. Who would of thought getting babes would be so easy.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

"Hey bab Whats Good Your Eyes There Pretty SO im Gonna Ask You Out haha"
Truly he is a poet. Who would of thought getting babes would be so easy.

Truly Eli is the reincarnation of Giacomo Casanova.

 

[BillRiley]

Hey Ladies! He's SINGLE!

 

[ZombieGaryOak]

I knew he was going to spray himself in the face with that axe spray as soon as he started messing with it.

 

[Rogowski]

What we learned so far

• Jace is Wolfkin.
• Wolves are genetically immune to homosexuality.
• Airhorns give Jace SENSORY OVERLOAD.
• Jace fails at the pussy game.

"I also found it very informative that wolves don't believe in rimjobs.

 

[The Nameless One]

"She knows how to board, but... she looks like she puts out."

 

[Slarty]

"Hey im not gay and neither are you lets make it happen"
fucking gold.

 

[DeckardBane]

0:15^

 

[DN 420]

no fakes. only actual hot baes.

 

[The Nameless One]

I wonder how Jace would feel if he knew Eli was using Tyce's theme as the break music.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh man, brilliant pickup line:
I Got Weed I Got Pizza I Got Condoms And I Got Fast and Furious on Repeat Your Place Or Mine?

Yeah Eli, go pack all that stuff up and bring it to her place

EDIT: whoever messaged him on OKCupid about the airhorn, my hat is off to you. Dyin' here XD

 

[Marionette]

"Jace fuckin'... Furried it up" - Eli

 

[DN 420]

god bless jaffa420

also: jace questions his sexuality.