🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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DAMN YOU, TJ!

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Cowlick powiedział(a):
1] Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name by warning me pointing-out others errors will lead to having it done to me... When it already has several times.
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There's that word salad again. I can almost understand what you're trying to say, unfortunately I don't speak retard so I just need to go with my gut on certain things.

You start off fine with, "Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name". Although I would have, from a stylistic POV put in a period after the first word and capitalized "you". But that's just nitpicking. The rest of it though... not that easy to get around.

This is what I mean by word salad, "by warning me pointing-out others errors will lead to having it done to me... When it already has several times." As I said. I can almost figure out what you're trying to say here but it's just not coming together. I think you're trying to say something like, " when you point out errors and yet make some yourself especially when somebody has already used the term correctly." This is of course interpretation because let's face it, you and English aren't on the best of terms. It might be different and you might be very eloquent when speaking but only run into this problem when you write. With practice, and maybe a lot of reading which includes paying attention to the words used you might succeed.
 
Xarpho powiedział(a):
Is it too late to ask about the ridiculous things he did to get kicked out of Literotica? I read the thread there, but...why?
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He refused to accept criticism, he would edit others' work, he wrote like a 12-year-old discovering that tingly feeling in his penis for the first time, he would constantly backtalk to mods, he'd give bad reviews to authors who offered even the slightest bit of help, and he created 156 sock accounts over 10 years. In short, he acted on there like he does here, except on Literotica he also contributed to the community (in a manner of speaking), adding an extra layer of smug.
 
flossman powiedział(a):
He refused to accept criticism, he would edit others' work, he wrote like a 12-year-old discovering that tingly feeling in his penis for the first time, he would constantly backtalk to mods, he'd give bad reviews to authors who offered even the slightest bit of help, and he created 156 sock accounts over 10 years. In short, he acted on there like he does here, except on Literotica he also contributed to the community (in a manner of speaking), adding an extra layer of smug.
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Definitely the work of a genius.
 
flossman powiedział(a):
He refused to accept criticism, he would edit others' work, he wrote like a 12-year-old discovering that tingly feeling in his penis for the first time, he would constantly backtalk to mods, he'd give bad reviews to authors who offered even the slightest bit of help, and he created 156 sock accounts over 10 years. In short, he acted on there like he does here, except on Literotica he also contributed to the community (in a manner of speaking), adding an extra layer of smug.
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I wonder if he actually is getting off on trying to see how much of an asshole he can be to people before getting banned, then doing it all over again. Making almost 16 accounts per year - or 1.3 accounts per month - has to imply that.

Well, either that, or we simply apply the "doing the same thing over and over and over, etc. and expecting different results" definition of insanity.
 
Nah, he does it as either ban evasion or to prop up his other accounts. He will likely never be banned from here as we seem to love having him around so much. And his rather *ahem* distinctive style of communicating doesn't allow for effective socking. It takes a level of artistry and intelligence that only the most mediocre of anons can aspire to. Our TJ, showing no such evidence of these qualities, is harmless and quite amusing for our purposes here. USI is, after all, one of the biggest attributes of the members of the lolherd.
 
Dravite powiedział(a):
Hey, TJ, I know you're probably not going to read this (and even if you do, you're probably going to blow it off, because we've got 100 pages of proof that you're impervious to reason), but here I go anyway.
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Well, I read most of it the first time through... Also, you have no proof whatsoever I am impervious to reason (I've never either claimed nor proven to be), whereas I have several pages of proof that some of you ask questions, which you soon follow claiming I never answered them when I have.

Dravite powiedział(a):
The more you say that you're so much smarter than the rest of the Kiwi Farms, the more that we're going to seek out proof of that. and the more we're going to doubt that until you somehow do, because telling everyone how you're so much more brilliant than everyone proves that you're not.
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Once again, the irony is there: You asked me to prove it, which I had already done before the request for proof was eve made, The request was then made for proof, which in itself was proof that at least one of you (making the request) had missed when it was given prior to the request. Therefore, I decided to be a nice guy, as so many of you have suggested I be (claiming falsely that it might see this thread get removed, if not at least ended). I did so by explaining where, when, & how I had provided the proof that it was requested I provide. However, I continue to see more requests, proving none of you have read the multiple places where I have provided the proof &/or explained the prior places where I provided the proof...

Long story short, not only is it not true that me repeatedly saying how much smarter I am proves that I'm not,... But your repeated requests for proof that has already been provided (made as an individual or a group) is in itself additional proof that I am.

Dravite powiedział(a):
Let's say I start telling everyone I'm a rocket scientist. I spend my days talking about how what I'm working on is going to send something to the moon, and how awesome I am because of all the wonderful things I know. But in reality, I'm not a rocket scientist. And if I keep doing this, someone's going to ask me about what I'm doing or how much I know. When that happens, they're going to find that I can barely squeak out Newton's three laws, let alone all the equations and know-how you need to get something into space. At some point, I'll come upon the unassailable fact that saying I'm a rocket scientist, over and over again, to everyone who will listen, does not make me one. (Just how your assertions of how much smarter you are than everyone else here does not make it so. Hint, hint.)
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This, I must admit (I give you all credit when you earn it) is true. However, let me present you with a hypothetical: Let us say that when the weather gets warmer again, I decide to visit a local zoo. At the entrance, they are quite likely to ask me for the admission charge, & comparatively unlikely to grab me & attempt to throw me in a cage. They would react this way b/c it is obvious to the employee there that I am a human being. The person knows this fact without me ever stating it to them. Likewise, whether I post here that I am smarter than many of you 500 more times (with or without proof) or never write it again, it does not make it any less true.

Dravite powiedział(a):
But a real rocket scientist doesn't feel the need to tell everyone how smart they are, because they have proof of that beyond just their words... And then if that doesn't satisfy someone, a real rocket scientist can tell you exactly what they do every day in a way that someone who isn't one can not. Besides, at the end of the day, everyone else who matters to them knows they're rocket scientists, tomorrow they'll get back to their work, and they'll carry on doing rocket scientist things despite what one random idiot might claim about them.
I never claimed to be a rocket scientist, or even employed "5 days a week" at all. Regardless of that, let's hypothetically say all of you are employed or in school, & I am neither. (Though the amount of time we each spend on Wiki alone seems to point against that.) In the long run, none of you are anyone I'm aware I know offline, let alone someone "who matters to" me. So why does it matter to me so much what you think about me?! It really doesn't, & never did... As long as you kept those opinions (whenever you formed them for whatever reason) to yourself. As many of you (& I) have mentioned, I would never have found this site at all had someone (at least one person) posted on it their thoughts/opini

In support of this, you'll also note that quacks, fraudsters, etc. are very quick to wave around their diploma mill PhDs and their pay-to-play credentials everywhere they go, while the people who have them and have done work in their fields

With that in mind, TJ, you've got your work cut out for you, because you're claiming that you're smarter than anyone else on the forum. I haven't been here long, but I've read posts by people who are very knowledgeable in a wide variety of fields. By your claims, you are better than any of them, so it's no surprise that people are expecting to see you exercise your genius in something - engineering, abnormal psychology, medieval literature, writing/artistic talent, programming, logical reasoning - anything besides making a total fool of yourself and sticking your fingers in your ears when someone points out how dumb you sound, because you've proven you're better at that than anyone else here.

If you want to change that perception, best get cracking. Until then, I'm going to think you're an idiot.
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