🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

He didn't even answer the question I posed. I guess he does get off to flaunting his alleged superiority to those he deems inferior.
That Khan shoop from last week is ever so appropriate.
 
Oh my god! That's too precious! Did you guys not catch this?!





Our big-headed son of a bitch's now rolling into his sermons like a fuckin' Disney villain!

WAIT! WAIT! OH GOD IT'S TOO PRECIOUS!!

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:biggrin: Wow. I mean, I get the joke, but... Okay, I almost get the joke. I don't recognize the picture. I'll have to look into that.
 
Not sure about this, but I believe it's pointless to call it "trying" once it is done successfully.

On the other hand, we are talking about one of you trying to make sense of them, which may cause headaches the way it seems to when I attempt the same thing with some of yours. (I often start to wonder if, as someone previously suggested, you aren't actually joking about something &/or failing to make sense, hoping I'll make attempts to understand them when the individual poster knew while typing it such an attempt would be fruitless.)

Finally, I must respond specifically to Post 2204... Phil Ken Sebben asks me to prove my claim of intelligence superiority. He says my words sound like "word salad" to the rest of you, & claims that "unlike" me, "most of" you "are literate". He ends this same post calling me "Churchie", & claiming my words prove what he claims is the fact that I'm "an idiot"...

... I skipped over the middle, as I am saving the best for last: He states I should realize that quoting Mark Twain doesn't making me "any less of a fool" (implying the laughable idea I am one). However, he uses Twain's real name, misspelling the surname, which was correctly spelled by Loke on the directly-previous page.
As an expert on writing and literature, what's your opinion on the question of the authorship of the works generally attributed to Shakespeare? Are you a Stratfordian or an anti-Stratfordian?
 
He didn't even answer the question I posed. I guess he does get off to flaunting his alleged superiority to those he deems inferior.
That Khan shoop from last week is ever so appropriate.

I don't recall you posing a question...

Unless, of course, you are referring to your request I post something to prove my superior intelligence. In response to that,..

It seems to be a popular request/statement here that I post something to prove that the level of my intelligence is superior to the level of any/all of yours. The fact is that I have posted proof of this statement in this very thread... Several times, as a matter of fact. The fact that you all have read my posts & not seen the proof (many of you claim to have done both of these things) is in itself proof of my superior intelligence level. Were an outsider to come here & read all of our posts in this thread alone (no PMs, "Conversations", or other posts at all), it would be obvious to them as well which single individual member has the superior intelligence.

Let me finish this time by saying that many of you have also commented the thread lengthening will increase its standing in results of/on search engines. Let me turn that around to all of you, & point out another clearly-true fact: The more each of you (& in response I) post here, the more obvious it will become to any readers how high my level of intelligence is in comparison to any/all of yours, & (therefore) how low each/all of yours is/are to mine. If any of you believe yourselves to have higher levels of intelligence than you have shown, prove it by getting rid of this constantly-continuing proof of your (individual & cumulative) stupidity.
 
Were an outsider to come here & read all of our posts in this thread alone (no PMs, "Conversations", or other posts at all), it would be obvious to them as well which single individual member has the superior intelligence.

How about that! You said something that was actually true!

If any of you believe yourselves to have higher levels of intelligence than you have shown, prove it by getting rid of this constantly-continuing proof of your (individual & cumulative) stupidity.

Nice try. Only a 5 year old would fall for it, but nice try none the less.
 
Hey, TJ, I know you're probably not going to read this (and even if you do, you're probably going to blow it off, because we've got 100 pages of proof that you're impervious to reason), but here I go anyway.

The more you say that you're so much smarter than the rest of the Kiwi Farms, the more that we're going to seek out proof of that. and the more we're going to doubt that until you somehow do, because telling everyone how you're so much more brilliant than everyone proves that you're not.

Let's say I start telling everyone I'm a rocket scientist. I spend my days talking about how what I'm working on is going to send something to the moon, and how awesome I am because of all the wonderful things I know. But in reality, I'm not a rocket scientist. And if I keep doing this, someone's going to ask me about what I'm doing or how much I know. When that happens, they're going to find that I can barely squeak out Newton's three laws, let alone all the equations and know-how you need to get something into space. At some point, I'll come upon the unassailable fact that saying I'm a rocket scientist, over and over again, to everyone who will listen, does not make me one. (Just how your assertions of how much smarter you are than everyone else here does not make it so. Hint, hint.)

But a real rocket scientist doesn't feel the need to tell everyone how smart they are, because they have proof of that beyond just their words. They have jobs with NASA, they have published articles of the things they've discovered, graduate degrees in physics and engineering... And then if that doesn't satisfy someone, a real rocket scientist can tell you exactly what they do every day in a way that someone who isn't one can not. Besides, at the end of the day, everyone else who matters to them knows they're rocket scientists, tomorrow they'll get back to their work, and they'll carry on doing rocket scientist things despite what one random idiot might claim about them.

In support of this, you'll also note that quacks, fraudsters, etc. are very quick to wave around their diploma mill PhDs and their pay-to-play credentials everywhere they go, while the people who have them and have done work in their fields

With that in mind, TJ, you've got your work cut out for you, because you're claiming that you're smarter than anyone else on the forum. I haven't been here long, but I've read posts by people who are very knowledgeable in a wide variety of fields. By your claims, you are better than any of them, so it's no surprise that people are expecting to see you exercise your genius in something - engineering, abnormal psychology, medieval literature, writing/artistic talent, programming, logical reasoning - anything besides making a total fool of yourself and sticking your fingers in your ears when someone points out how dumb you sound, because you've proven you're better at that than anyone else here.

If you want to change that perception, best get cracking. Until then, I'm going to think you're an idiot.
 
I don't recall you posing a question...

Unless, of course, you are referring to your request I post something to prove my superior intelligence. In response to that,..

It seems to be a popular request/statement here that I post something to prove that the level of my intelligence is superior to the level of any/all of yours. The fact is that I have posted proof of this statement in this very thread... Several times, as a matter of fact. The fact that you all have read my posts & not seen the proof (many of you claim to have done both of these things) is in itself proof of my superior intelligence level. Were an outsider to come here & read all of our posts in this thread alone (no PMs, "Conversations", or other posts at all), it would be obvious to them as well which single individual member has the superior intelligence.

Let me finish this time by saying that many of you have also commented the thread lengthening will increase its standing in results of/on search engines. Let me turn that around to all of you, & point out another clearly-true fact: The more each of you (& in response I) post here, the more obvious it will become to any readers how high my level of intelligence is in comparison to any/all of yours, & (therefore) how low each/all of yours is/are to mine. If any of you believe yourselves to have higher levels of intelligence than you have shown, prove it by getting rid of this constantly-continuing proof of your (individual & cumulative) stupidity.

I don't think we quite get it. Could you post a video and elaborate for us? We're mostly visual and audial learners.
 
I don't recall you posing a question...

Unless, of course, you are referring to your request I post something to prove my superior intelligence. In response to that,..

It seems to be a popular request/statement here that I post something to prove that the level of my intelligence is superior to the level of any/all of yours. The fact is that I have posted proof of this statement in this very thread... Several times, as a matter of fact. The fact that you all have read my posts & not seen the proof (many of you claim to have done both of these things) is in itself proof of my superior intelligence level. Were an outsider to come here & read all of our posts in this thread alone (no PMs, "Conversations", or other posts at all), it would be obvious to them as well which single individual member has the superior intelligence.

Let me finish this time by saying that many of you have also commented the thread lengthening will increase its standing in results of/on search engines. Let me turn that around to all of you, & point out another clearly-true fact: The more each of you (& in response I) post here, the more obvious it will become to any readers how high my level of intelligence is in comparison to any/all of yours, & (therefore) how low each/all of yours is/are to mine. If any of you believe yourselves to have higher levels of intelligence than you have shown, prove it by getting rid of this constantly-continuing proof of your (individual & cumulative) stupidity.
You know TeeJay, if you keep evading people requests to prove your intelligence they might start to suspect that you're not as smart as you like to say you are.
 
TJ, you still haven't answered my previous question: Do you talk to people in real life with the same needless verbosity that you type on the internet?
 
It seems to be a popular request/statement here that I post something to prove that the level of my intelligence is superior to the level of any/all of yours. The fact is that I have posted proof of this statement in this very thread... Several times, as a matter of fact.

Can you quote said proof for the uneducated plebeians? Obviously it's going overlooked, and if you could outline in specific detail how this previously posted proof does indeed prove your superiority then perhaps people will acquiesce to your monumental intelligence.
 
TJ, if you were at a store and saw a hat you liked, could you buy it and wear it out, or do you have to go to a special store because of your weird head shape?
 
The fact that you all have read my posts & not seen the proof (many of you claim to have done both of these things) is in itself proof of my superior intelligence level. Were an outsider to come here & read all of our posts in this thread alone (no PMs, "Conversations", or other posts at all), it would be obvious to them as well which single individual member has the superior intelligence.

Let me finish this time by saying that many of you have also commented the thread lengthening will increase its standing in results of/on search engines. Let me turn that around to all of you, & point out another clearly-true fact: The more each of you (& in response I) post here, the more obvious it will become to any readers how high my level of intelligence is in comparison to any/all of yours, & (therefore) how low each/all of yours is/are to mine. If any of you believe yourselves to have higher levels of intelligence than you have shown, prove it by getting rid of this constantly-continuing proof of your (individual & cumulative) stupidity.

This bit is the most delusional post of yours yet.

But after rereading all 120 pages, I get it.
You're superior and accomplished because you said so. We're all dumb mean poopyheads because you said so.

I'm not really Col. Tigh. I'm actually Brother Cavil. It's true because I just said so.
 
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