"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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- 6 Lip 2015
I love Phils outlokk that any day now the US government is going to collapse and he'll have to fight to protect Portland, of all places, from evil forces.
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- 25 Paź 2014
So first of all, what in the autistic fuck is SHFT? Some to anagram Phil came up with? Also Phil, I find it hilarious that you believe Antifa is an actual military and that you're going to be "drafted". Once again, you have not a fucking clue as to what is coming out of your cheese stuffed mouth. Also, for someone who believes he is extremely well versed in history, I'm pretty dissapointed that you think that at 33 years old, you can still be drafted. If you weren't such a sped Phil, you would know two things,
1. Since antifa is not a branch of the US armed forces, they cannot draft you.
2. " The Selective Service Act of 1948, enacted in June of that year, created a new and separate system, the basis for the modern system. All men 18 years and older had to register with Selective Service. All men between the agesof 19 to 26 were eligible to be drafted for a service requirement of 21 months." -Wikipedia - Selective Service System.
Does Phil even realize that he's not in Washington, but Oregon?? Or does the dumbass truely believe that Oregon is located in Washington, because if so, Phil is going to be in for one hell of a hike. Also, I hope Phil knows that he has to cross a state line to get into Washington. But who am I kidding, we all know that once Phil takes a step outside, and walks to the front of his complex, he's going to turn around and waddle home, claiming that either the facists, or the farms were lying in wait to kick his fatass. And no Phil, the only person that's going to be in for a rough ride in 2019 is going to be you, just like it's been since the day your mother kicked you out of her house.
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- 20 Kwi 2013
The Shit Hits the Fan. Basically the societal collapse that people like him pray for whether it's caused by the Rapture, Alien Invasion, Civil War or Natural Disaster.
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- 10 Kwi 2013
Phil manages to look completely male, yet unmanly at the same time. He's got that dumb soft look that people who have never done a single hard day's worth of work in their life have.
I do wonder, in a true anarchy rules situation who would sell out who first? Jon is a life long grifter who'd sell Phil up the river if it meant a half jug of bottom shelf vodka, but Phil is a supreme coward that would turn in anyone if it meant he could get a nice uniform out of it. Or if somebody threatened him with torture if he didn't squeal.
- Dołączono
- 15 Sty 2014
I guess he forgot he’s supposed to be marrying Xochi. Or with Antifa enabling his power fantasies, he figured he should keep quiet about his claims of DID. Along similar lines, he’s been silent lately about his claims to be disabled by fibromyalgia.
Jon is not very bright, but he’s smarter than Phil. I think he’d probably threaten to spill the dirt he has on Phil if Phil looked like he was about to turn him in. Phil in turn is scared of Jon.
Jon, on the other hand, would absolutely attempt to sell Phil out. If the apartment was no longer in the picture, he’d have no reason not to. Probably attempt to seduce the militia with his hot teenage bod.
- Dołączono
- 18 Cze 2015
Phil went LARP-ing in the woods, complete with all his fash defense gear. I guess because he and his RP partner wanted to play dress up and pretend they were hunting the alt-right in the woods?
I mean, how does that conversation even go?
"Hey, you wanna go hiking?"
"Yeah! I'm going to TOTALLY wear all my anarchy gear and strap all my weapons on so that I'm carrying 20 extra pounds for absolutely no reason at all other than to cosplay. I'm going to look bad ass and scare all the fash!"
Of note,
He also struck a pose on a log
I mean, how does that conversation even go?
"Hey, you wanna go hiking?"
"Yeah! I'm going to TOTALLY wear all my anarchy gear and strap all my weapons on so that I'm carrying 20 extra pounds for absolutely no reason at all other than to cosplay. I'm going to look bad ass and scare all the fash!"
Of note,
- Phil fails at captioning and makes it comically illegible.
- No evidence of his firearm he claims to have.
- Might not even be Phil. Wouldn't put it past him to just find some random picture of someone LARP'ing and claim it.
He also struck a pose on a log
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- Dołączono
- 11 Cze 2014
I think it's him. If you zoom in on the face on the bottom pic you can see his derpy tard eyes. He and his fellow antifa comrades (the rejects that the actual members of antifa humor, but don't actually want to associate with.) Went for a walk in the woods, and LARPed training exercises.Phil went to the woods and had someone take a picture of him raging against the oppressive capitalist system of the trees.
Of note,
- Phil fails at captioning and makes it comically illegible.
- No evidence of his firearm he claims to have.
- Might not even be Phil. Wouldn't put it past him to just find some random picture of someone LARP'ing and claim it.
He also struck a pose on a log
- Dołączono
- 15 Sty 2014
Yeah, that’s him alright. Who else would be dumb enough to train for urban warfare in the woods?
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- 1 Cze 2015
Ah some classic cringe inducing military cosplay to remind us all why we all love Phil so much.
- Dołączono
- 25 Gru 2015
How old are these 'antifa comrades' Phil is tarding about with? Is he hanging around with teenagers and college-age kids again? Their twitter posts sure sound like it.
- Dołączono
- 11 Cze 2014
Another case of Phil following in Chris's footsteps.
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- 23 Cze 2015
I'm sure the squirrels were very intimidated.
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- 30 Maj 2018
Phil does have an advantage over me in a SHTF scenario. I am not used to wearing boots for weeks on end without showering, not used to sleeping under bridges, etc.
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- 15 Sty 2014
They might well be manchildren like himself.
- Dołączono
- 6 Lip 2015
What's the average range of a can of pepper spray? Or an airsoft gun? I know Phils weak, greasy babyflesh thinks a plastic BB is on par with an actual bullet but when push comes to shove that 'body armor' couldn't stop him from getting a gutful of birdshot.
- Dołączono
- 24 Mar 2013
Pepper spray? About 20 feet. Some of those big cans of bear repellent go a might bit further.
And that isn't even body armor. It looks like Isaboy is wearing a cheap Blackhawk or Rothco "tactical" vest, then a jacket, then ANOTHER cheap-o vest over the jacket. Like some kind of Autistic tac-vest Inception. They're the kind of cheap-as-fuck, made in Honduras/Guatemala/Vietnam garbage that some middle school airsofter or trailer park redneck on welfare would buy because their allowance/welfare check isn't enough to afford quality kit.
This is the kind of junk I'm talking about/Phil is wearing:
https://www.militaryclothing.com/Ro...n0u6OMTzsDTpG85xoCreMQAvD_BwE&ad=288033527678
https://www.rtstactical.com//blackh...XRXXmllAk6uQZO2MG6WEBMSLtII3qPWBoCSgoQAvD_BwE
And where's your gun, Isaboy? You've been hinting and insinuating that you've finally got a gun ever since your little poseur pal took you to shoot at dirt piles that first time, so why not show it off while you're in the woods? Why not take it with you since you're "training"?
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- 18 Cze 2015
Phil got up super early today.
He was worried that because the government is shutdown, he wouldn't get his tugboat. Which is odd, considering Phil's main focus these days is shutting down the government.
If I could ask Phil one thing, it would be what his solution to this dichotomy is and how he plans to live if his LARP squad succeeds in shutting down the government.
He was worried that because the government is shutdown, he wouldn't get his tugboat. Which is odd, considering Phil's main focus these days is shutting down the government.
If I could ask Phil one thing, it would be what his solution to this dichotomy is and how he plans to live if his LARP squad succeeds in shutting down the government.
- Dołączono
- 15 Sty 2014
Wait, what, this fat fuck thinks he can singlehandedly start a civil war? He can’t even take control of his own bowels.Phil got up super early today.
He was worried that because the government is shutdown, he wouldn't get his tugboat. Which is odd, considering Phil's main focus these days is shutting down the government.
If I could ask Phil one thing, it would be what his solution to this dichotomy is and how he plans to live if his LARP squad succeeds in shutting down the government.
- Dołączono
- 10 Kwi 2013
His bowels, like Slingblade, control him.