🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Cowlick]

1] Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name by warning me pointing-out others errors will lead to having it done to me... When it already has several times.

2] Ruin/Hip, I never speak this way to restaurant staff, my below-school-age niece & nephew, or anyone of any age with an intelligence level that makes it appear unnecessary. However, while I admit I am only guessing most of you are older than that, you have proven yourselves to be far less intelligent than... Well, the child my cousin is expecting early next year.

3] Sikotik, first of all, that is a fact, so no need to "assume". Secondly, I had to laugh when reading your post, wherein you referred to the group you are clearly a member of as being admittedly "too dumb to... even learn not to it." If you are going to state my obviously-superior intelligence is just a hypothetical assumption, be careful not to prove it within the post, especially while still discussing the situation you are claiming to only "assume".

 

[Locksnap]

1] Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name by warning me pointing-out others errors will lead to having it done to me... When it already has several times.

2] Ruin/Hip, I never speak this way to restaurant staff, my below-school-age niece & nephew, or anyone of any age with an intelligence level that makes it appear unnecessary. However, while I admit I am only guessing most of you are older than that, you have proven yourselves to be far less intelligent than... Well, the child my cousin is expecting early next year.

3] Sikotik, first of all, that is a fact, so no need to "assume". Secondly, I had to laugh when reading your post, wherein you referred to the group you are clearly a member of as being admittedly "too dumb to... even learn not to it." If you are going to state my obviously-superior intelligence is just a hypothetical assumption, be careful not to prove it within the post, especially while still discussing the situation you are claiming to only "assume".

Nice to see you again. : )

 

[CatParty]

1] Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name by warning me pointing-out others errors will lead to having it done to me... When it already has several times.

2] Ruin/Hip, I never speak this way to restaurant staff, my below-school-age niece & nephew, or anyone of any age with an intelligence level that makes it appear unnecessary. However, while I admit I am only guessing most of you are older than that, you have proven yourselves to be far less intelligent than... Well, the child my cousin is expecting early next year.

3] Sikotik, first of all, that is a fact, so no need to "assume". Secondly, I had to laugh when reading your post, wherein you referred to the group you are clearly a member of as being admittedly "too dumb to... even learn not to it." If you are going to state my obviously-superior intelligence is just a hypothetical assumption, be careful not to prove it within the post, especially while still discussing the situation you are claiming to only "assume".

Just make a video proving your superior intelligence and the thread will go away

 

[Toasty]

Why do you come here? I am beginning to think this is actually fun for you. Obviously it is for us. Is this the only human interaction you get outside of family and medical professionals? Is negative attention all you are used to? I'm giving myself the sads for you.

 

[ON 190]

1] Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name by warning me pointing-out others errors will lead to having it done to me... When it already has several times.

2] Ruin/Hip, I never speak this way to restaurant staff, my below-school-age niece & nephew, or anyone of any age with an intelligence level that makes it appear unnecessary. However, while I admit I am only guessing most of you are older than that, you have proven yourselves to be far less intelligent than... Well, the child my cousin is expecting early next year.

3] Sikotik, first of all, that is a fact, so no need to "assume". Secondly, I had to laugh when reading your post, wherein you referred to the group you are clearly a member of as being admittedly "too dumb to... even learn not to it." If you are going to state my obviously-superior intelligence is just a hypothetical assumption, be careful not to prove it within the post, especially while still discussing the situation you are claiming to only "assume".

You have a habit of taking our posts and abridging them to turn them into vague insults. Why is that?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

@Cowlick

It's hypothetical because you have yet to prove ANYTHING other than the fact that you're stupid enough to keep coming here and reacting by using elementary school level insults just like a lolcow would.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Why is that?

He wants to be tsun tsun but he's really dere dere for us.

 

[DespicableFool]

1] Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name by warning me pointing-out others errors will lead to having it done to me... When it already has several times.]

I chose the name for a reason, you know. Granted, the original purpose was supposed to be ironic, but now that I am in college it is becoming easier to see my innate flaws. It is a truly enlightening experience. I am proud of the name, and feel that it has more meaning than you will understand. I've gotten to the point where it's not even an insult anymore either, since I will admit that I am a bit inexperienced in the ways of life. However, considering my youth, I guess this is to be expected.

Anyway, we will continue to correct you too. Allow me to translate what I was implying "Surrender now, or the Games shall continue, to your detriment as usual." You can handle that kind of language, right?

2] Ruin/Hip, I never speak this way to restaurant staff, my below-school-age niece & nephew, or anyone of any age with an intelligence level that makes it appear unnecessary. However, while I admit I am only guessing most of you are older than that, you have proven yourselves to be far less intelligent than... Well, the child my cousin is expecting early next year.

3] Sikotik, first of all, that is a fact, so no need to "assume". Secondly, I had to laugh when reading your post, wherein you referred to the group you are clearly a member of as being admittedly "too dumb to... even learn not to it." If you are going to state my obviously-superior intelligence is just a hypothetical assumption, be careful not to prove it within the post, especially while still discussing the situation you are claiming to only "assume".]

Then you shouldn't be talking to us like this either. We've said it so many times already, your methods of determining intellect are awful. You need to prove to us that you are worthy of speaking to us like this, by proving yourself as our mental superior. Either do so or leave forever. Or, better yet, why not start at the bottom and prove to us how we're stupid. Get us to run through mental hoops for everyone to see? I gave you suggestions on how to do so- what are you afraid of?

By the way, congratulations on the niece/nephew-to-be.

Technically, at worst, he proved how he's, ahem, 'stupid.' He hasn't proven your intelligence at all. And really, grammatical correctness is nice, but everyone has their typos. I don't know about anyone else, but I am willing to forgive the occasional, minor misspelling or the missing conjunction here or there. You should be as well, considering we're showing you the decency of allowing you to stay here in the first place. And, yet again, your 'obviously-superior intelligence' is not obvious. Seriously; I've been reading your posts, and the best I can see is an average individual who doesn't take the time to proofread. Harsh, but true.

Not sure how I did this to my post, but I think I'll leave it like this. You can read my message, and it serves as a learning experience. If any forum rules need me to change it, I'll try to.

 

[Silver]

Define "dumb"/"unintelligent".

 

[DespicableFool]

You have a habit of taking our posts and abridging them to turn them into vague insults. Why is that?

That's the best he can do, I guess. Probably a mild person on the other side of the screen.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If you are going to state my obviously-superior intelligence is just a hypothetical assumption, be careful not to prove it within the post, especially while still discussing the situation you are claiming to only "assume".

If you were anything close to as smart as you say you are, you wouldn't have come here in the first place.

Of course, the only reason you do come here is for the attention. You can't cite any sources for how awesome you are, because there are none beyond the knowledge you've gotten your ass booted off of a zillion fake accounts on some other site.

Think about it, if there are ANY brain cells in your head. This thread is the sole source of our content about you. If you stop posting, we run out of content. We run out of content, we stop talking about you. We stop talking about you, this thread vanishes.

But that also means losing the attention. And you cannot comprehend life without us at this point, since you come back again and again and again like this one raccoon my neighbors made the mistake of feeding some old bread to and couldn't get it to leave them alone until they managed to trap it and gave it to animal control.

 

[ON 190]

until they managed to trap it and gave it to animal control.

Would animal control accept Lord Churchington III?

 

[RP 520]

On today's episode of tl;dr TJ Church edition:

1] Fool

2] you have proven yourselves to be far less intelligent

3] my obviously-superior intelligence

 

[DespicableFool]

On today's episode of tl;dr TJ Church edition:

I'm famous now, baby.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Would animal control accept Lord Churchington III?

That would be a crime against humanity.

On part of animal control.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

TJ noticed me!

Other than that this was a very short and disappointing sermon.

 

[DespicableFool]

TJ noticed me!

Other than that this was a very short and disappointing sermon.

Wait, you mean he doesn't have the manhood to stick around for a little longer than that?? How dull...

 

[Saney]

Would animal control accept Lord Churchington III?

I bet they'd put him through a giant rat maze and have him compete with a rat in an identical but scaled down maze to see which one's smarter.

Spoiler

It's the rat.

 

[Bucharest]

1] Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name...

Oh my god! That's too precious! Did you guys not catch this?!

Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name

Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name!

Our big-headed son of a bitch's now rolling into his sermons like a fuckin' Disney villain!

WAIT! WAIT! OH GOD IT'S TOO PRECIOUS!!

Fool, you prove yourself deserving of the name!

 

[ON 190]

TJ noticed me!

Take it from a guy who seems to get bashed by Señor Church on a nightly basis... it's a mark of shame we will carry to the grave. Sikotik, whether you wish so or not, we are brothers forevermore in our pain.

Let us say ten Hail Churches and create 20 sockpuppet accounts to absolve us of our sins against His Holiness.