💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Dredd]

What is Bob doing this Christmas?

The usual.

I do like that he is taking a Twitter account called Fake Showbiz News seriously.

 

[Ironic Impact]

I don't know why, but it always creeps me out whenever progressives day stuff like "we've got so much work left to do." Especially coming from Bob.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It honestly annoys me when anyone uses Idiocracy as a reference point for their politics. That movie is overrated garbage about how smart people should fuck more.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It honestly annoys me when anyone uses Idiocracy as a reference point for their politics. That movie is overrated garbage about how smart people should fuck more.

While I disagree with your interpretation, I will say that people tend to forget the point of the movie is that we the average joes need to do more to actually better ourselves and society and not allow modern conveniences dull us to the point we are a bunch of knuckle-dragging savages. I do find it funny however that a liberal would make references to that movie as it is somewhat well known that Mike Judge tends to have Right-Leaning views from his style of comedy.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I do find it funny however that a liberal would make references to that movie as it is somewhat well known that Mike Judge tends to have Right-Leaning views from his style of comedy.

Plus they keep forgetting that the bumbling obese police officers who refer to everybody as an "individual of indeterminate gender" is an obvious slam on modern liberals.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

While I disagree with your interpretation, I will say that people tend to forget the point of the movie is that we the average joes need to do more to actually better ourselves and society and not allow modern conveniences dull us to the point we are a bunch of knuckle-dragging savages.

In other words, don't be like Bob.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Bob recognizes that Donald Trump revealing Santa isn’t real to a 7 year old is uncouth. I bet he wouldn’t mind if someone he likes did it.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob recognizes that Donald Trump revealing Santa isn’t real to a 7 year old is uncouth. I bet he wouldn’t mind if someone he likes did it.

He would probably praise it as someone giving a kid a "Dose of reality" or "Helping him mature and learn how the real world is" as if someone is elevating that child's intelect in some sort of way.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

What is Bob doing this Christmas?
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The usual.

I do like that he is taking a Twitter account called Fake Showbiz News seriously.

Imagine how you spend Christmas, not with family, but with twitter. Getting upset over imaginary Nazis, Russia collusion, and liberal Jew Bari Weiss.

Edit: Ashley Lynch is a fucking moron. Hating Bari Weiss because she supports Israel and now Nazis?? Make up your dumb mind.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Imagine how you spend Christmas, not with family, but with twitter. Getting upset over imaginary Nazis, Russia collusion, and liberal Jew Bari Weiss.

Edit: Ashley Lynch is a fucking moron. Hating Bari Weiss because she supports Israel and now Nazis?? Make up your dumb mind.

Easy: They can't. Somehow, if you support the state of Israel and their operations against terrorists that would ultimately slaughter them all, you are a Nazi. I still can't wrap my head up around the fact that for these people if you support Israel, you are a Nazi.

Someone should tell them that Hitler viewed Islam as something positive and actually liked muslims.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Imagine how you spend Christmas, not with family, but with twitter. Getting upset over imaginary Nazis, Russia collusion, and liberal Jew Bari Weiss.

Edit: Ashley Lynch is a fucking moron. Hating Bari Weiss because she supports Israel and now Nazis?? Make up your dumb mind.

He's probably in his basement right now. I imagine Chris brought down Bob's presents and left them by the door.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

He did go to a parade with his brother. I didn't know he also has #RehireJamesGunn in his Twitter name too.
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I'm trying to imagine a time when Bob looked more ridiculous. He looks like what you'd get if the Unabomber, Henry Kissinger, and a homeless hobo had a kid together.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Imagine how you spend Christmas, not with family, but with twitter.

He spent it with family, it's just he ignored them and spent all of his time angrily tweeting like he did at that wedding.

Speaking of which, here's the rest of his Christmas Tweets.

Bob retweeted a 40+ twitter thread about Night in the Woods. I'm not screencaping the whole thing. I mostly wanted to mention it because a: I doubt he's played the game and b: people seem to think Twitter is a place for long form discussion when it isn't.
Here's a link to it.
https://twitter.com/ifeelthewind/status/1077617742151335936


#TheResistance

Someone pointed it out to him.

Not Bob per say. He did re-tweet this but the replies are what makes it funny.

Bob: Ban Dead or Alive Xtreme 3!
Also Bob:

It wouldn't be Christmas without Trump sperging.

They desaturated the photo ...scary?

Pot, meet Kettle.

Japan is not part of the superior future.

I believe it.

If he does get a house boat, I'd give him 5 minutes before he's running back to his brothers "basement apartment".

 

[TheImportantFart]

Not Bob per say. He did re-tweet this but the replies are what makes it funny.

I’m actually surprised Bob retweeted this considering Shaun told Bob to knock it off with his eugenicist rhetoric which lead to tankie Twitter dogpiling him for a little while. It’s good to know that all you need to do for him to bury hatchet is reinforce one of his unpopular opinions about a film.

 

[LaughingJoke]

He spent it with family, it's just he ignored them and spent all of his time angrily tweeting like he did at that wedding.

Speaking of which, here's the rest of his Christmas Tweets.

Bob retweeted a 40+ twitter thread about Night in the Woods. I'm not screencaping the whole thing. I mostly wanted to mention it because a: I doubt he's played the game and b: people seem to think Twitter is a place for long form discussion when it isn't.
Here's a link to it.
https://twitter.com/ifeelthewind/status/1077617742151335936


#TheResistance
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Someone pointed it out to him.
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Not Bob per say. He did re-tweet this but the replies are what makes it funny.
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Bob: Ban Dead or Alive Xtreme 3!
Also Bob:
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It wouldn't be Christmas without Trump sperging.
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They desaturated the photo ...scary?
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Pot, meet Kettle.
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Japan is not part of the superior future.
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I believe it.
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If he does get a house boat, I'd give him 5 minutes before he's running back to his brothers "basement apartment".


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Ok someone needs to tell Bob this

In a flooded basement doesn't equal houseboat.

Also his brother looks like a normal guy on Christmas at a parade Bob looks like someone who if they left a package behind by mistake or was with a child cops would be called.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He did go to a parade with his brother. I didn't know he also has #RehireJamesGunn in his Twitter name too.
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I guess this means that Bob-bro is just as progressiveregressive as Bob himself, and I'll bet both of their parents were/are as well.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Does this mean Bob is no longer a weeb?

No bad tactics...

I didn't mention this before, but I love his house boat tweet. I can picture him now, sitting on the rear deck in yellowed underpants drinking juice from a tin cup, Princes Peach dakimakura beside him while the little folding camping chair he sits on preys for death. His face contorted into a permanent scowl as he curses the simpletons on the mainland for ignoring him, the personification of the superior future. Then he gets up to empty the chemical toilet...

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I didn't mention this before, but I love his house boat tweet. I can picture him now, sitting on the rear deck in yellowed underpants drinking juice from a tin cup, Princes Peach dakimakura beside him while the little folding camping chair he sits on preys for death. His face contorted into a permanent scowl as he curses the simpletons on the mainland for ignoring him, the personification of the superior future. Then he gets up to empty the chemical toilet...

Nah, he wouldn't be able to do that and we know it. Manning a boat would take way too much knowledge to fit into his head and way too much effort to do. Unless he has the money to hire a crew of superior and like minded POC to man his boat, he will most likely park his boat in his brother's backyard and keep being a bitter sperg in the basement, where he belongs.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

shnippen-shnappen

Man, Todd is such an annoying cunt. "Oh how do I benefit from a creator who isn’t the Indian VEVO winning over Indian VEVO? God, it’s so annoying people want him to win and say as such! And I dunno if he is a Nazi, or just says edgy jokes, buuut... O-oh, don’t give me that look it’s just a joke lol!"
I’m not surprised Bob retweets this shit - Todd seems like somewhat of a brotherly soul to him. Plus, he is brown, and that means supporting him means Bob can’t be racist.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Does this mean Bob is no longer a weeb?
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No bad tactics...
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I didn't mention this before, but I love his house boat tweet. I can picture him now, sitting on the rear deck in yellowed underpants drinking juice from a tin cup, Princes Peach dakimakura beside him while the little folding camping chair he sits on preys for death. His face contorted into a permanent scowl as he curses the simpletons on the mainland for ignoring him, the personification of the superior future. Then he gets up to empty the chemical toilet...

Japanese Whaling? Well now we know why he didn't get the houseboat and move to International waters well played Japan.