🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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@Cowlick
You know you love us deep down inside because any other forum would have banned your ass by now. You should know that from personal experience.

As for the rest of the posters here, they're all some of the nicest and smartest people I've met online. I don't need to see IQ test results to know it. If you didn't come in here acting like a jackass from the start, even lying about who you are and engaged us like an intelligent rational being you'd see it for yourself.
 
sikotik powiedział(a):
@Cowlick
You know you love us deep down inside because any other forum would have banned your ass by now. You should know that from personal experience.

As for the rest of the posters here, they're all some of the nicest and smartest people I've met online. I don't need to see IQ test results to know it. If you didn't come in here acting like a jackass from the start, even lying about who you are and engaged us like an intelligent rational being you'd see it for yourself.
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This post single handedly wins the thread.
 
I really wish I had a time machine for the sole purpose of finding out how long TJ keeps doing this.
 
Phil Ken Sebben powiedział(a):
As a wise man once said, "put up or shut up". You are constantly claiming to be the smartest person on this thread but have yet to prove it.
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But you cannot prove a thing which already exists & cannot be proven because it is real; If a thing exists, the proof for it is not necessary because it's exists & tangebility have become that proof; & if proof is not needed then that thing must be true & proven by it's lack of proof which does exist because it's existaence is proof.

Cowlick is the smartest person on the forum; Because logic.

Checkmate, Kiwis.
 
Taily Puff powiedział(a):
But you cannot prove a thing which already exists & cannot be proven because it is real; If a thing exists, the proof for it is not necessary because it's exists & tangebility have become that proof; & if proof is not needed then that thing must be true & proven by it's lack of proof which does exist because it's existaence is proof.

Cowlick is the smartest person on the forum; Because logic.

Checkmate, Kiwis.
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Is it bad that this makes more sense than a genuine Church sermon?
 
Taily Puff powiedział(a):
I wanted to keep going and delve deeper into deconstructing his circular logic, but I was starting to get a real, actual headache from typing that.
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Lucky for you and the state of your head, no such proof is necessary - TJChurch is axiomatic. Within the system he defines, he cannot be derived by principles of deduction.
 
buster_kitten powiedział(a):
Lucky for you and the state of your head, no such proof is necessary - TJChurch is axiomatic. Within the system he defines, he cannot be derived by principles of deduction.
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And now you truely understand why TJchurch is the one true religion!

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And then Cowlick said unto Abraham, Regardless, it appears whether they are a "Lolcow" or not, none of you think "TJChurch" is very clever, so if any of you were (which I already said I doubt), you'd see no reason to be devoting a Tumblr page or anything to them. -Cow 21:11
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klystron powiedział(a):
It's a shame so many people think the government is supposed to take care of us.
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Fuck you. Providing care for the handicapped in the absence of any other arrangement doesn't mean everyone is looking for the government to furnish their every need. It's a better use of funds than all those subsidies they give to people living in wasteful suburban tract housing.
 
Chuggernaut powiedział(a):
Fuck you. Providing care for the handicapped in the absence of any other arrangement doesn't mean everyone is looking for the government to furnish their every need. It's a better use of funds than all those subsidies they give to people living in wasteful suburban tract housing.
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Silly me looking for maturity and polite disagreement in the TJChurch thread. Won't happen again.
 
While I agree with you, @Chuggernaut , that was a little harsh, man. @klystron 's a pretty cool guy. Really, you're both cool guys. Let's just agree to disagree before this turns into. . .well, a "shiticane," yeah?

EDIT: @klystron : I live in a mental health recovery facility & unfortunately have to rely on taxpayer money to survive. Not because I'm lazy or refuse to work, but because of frequent psychotic breaks that kind of interfere with. . .everything. I actually do menial work at the aforementioned facility to pay some of my bills, & soon I'm going to be traveling to other hospitals to offer support to teenage girls who've spent a good portion of their lives in the mental health system. I also worked & went to school & paid rent & taxes before I went completely batshit.
TL;DR, life has a funny way of knocking you down & taking a baseball bat to your head sometimes. You never know when you're gonna need help getting back on your feet.

EDIT x2 COMBO: Point is that I can see how welfare, etc. can be a sore subject for some, a la @Chuggernaut . I have a bad habit of jumping down people's throats about that stuff, too.

. . .Man, @Null 's gonna be so disappointed in me. ANYWAY WOW TJ WHAT A DOUCHE AMIRITE

By the by, @Cowlick , since you love quotes so much: "Insanity is doing the same thing over & over & expecting different results." ---Albert Einstein
 
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What I find really amusing about this thread is the lack of a-log ratings on posts that would get them in any other thread. You must be really loved, @Cowlick.
 
I think I have this figured out. TJ thinks IQ is like a golf score, in which a lower number is better. By that standard, he's the smartest person in the thread.
 
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