🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Aw, man, that sounds really smart. I better say something so people don't think I'm an idiot, too.

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

There. Now everyone knows I'm smart.
 
Mr. Church still has not let some things go:
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Good news would be if someone fixed the mistakes due to the HUMAN errors.
Source. Wednesday, November 19, 2014, 11:58 PM

Feel free to write your erotica here on the CWCki forums.
 
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1] Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."
I'm stunned...I thought you were smart, TJ :jacewow:, and a gifted writer to boot! Reading comprehension is one of the most basic and essential aspects of being able to read and write effective literature. How could you know to quote someone like good old Sammy Clemens, and not realize your hypocrisy? Could it be that you're a collossal jackass?
 
Too bad someone created this place, & you all wrote in this thread. The question will never be asked which one(s) of you are as smart as me (none), or which one of the people posting in the thread is the smartest (the one it's named after).
But so did you. Hell you were one of the first few to post here.
EDIT- He was the 3rd person to post here. 6 post overall.

TJ, go back to Prison, I think they like you a lot there:
http://forums.wrestlezone.com/member.php?u=95935
How can I say this without being mean, Wrestlezone is a site looked down upon. They're mocked for being one of those sites that copy and paste Meltzer's scoops. They have a couple podcasts but for the most part they're like the MAD TV to the WO's SNL. /wrasslin snobbery

You also never addressed the fact that you're justification for homophobic remarks is utterly retarded.
 
But wait the thread was already WILDLY POPULAR before he showed up m i rite? So really, while you meanies should've been putting up missing persons posters for your lost braincells, you were posting here and removing all doubt on his behalf!

TJ &/or Cowlick mode off/deactivated/disengaged/stopped/cancelled/switched off
 
Not to mention I understand most of you just fine (outside of situations where what 1 of you posts gets a response with another one of you that is also against me admitting they didn't understand it), which is discernible proof I am not the less-intelligent of the two sides,...

I'm Optimus Fucking Prime, bitch. As in, the giant robot guy who turns into a truck and and talks about Freedom all the time. And you can't prove I'm not.

It's not that everyone who likes me MUST be silent. Rather, everyone who hates me or at the least thinks negatively of me (with or without justification or reason) writes it somewhere publicly, so it's easy to assume people with opposite opinions that you rarely-if-ever see exist, but simply choose not to need/use the publication.
Counterpoint 1: Where are these so called "positive" remarks about you?

Counterpoint 2: Did you ever think to consider that there are even more people who think you're an idiot (and that's putting it mildly) but don't post about you because they simply think you're also boring as hell?

Counterpoint 3: What do you make of this:

This sentence is false.

I'm just saying me, & maybe a few others... But I should've just said I was the only intelligent one. None of you have given me the sense you're smart enough to be offended, & now you'll all waste what few brain cells you may have trying to ID the others.
Tell me, do you know a man by the name of Forrest Gump?
 
"Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."
Holy Moses did he really just post this as some kind of stab at us. As though it applies to us.

In a place where he was being called a fool, could have just stayed quiet and let his thread die off, and yet came here to whine convolutedly every night?

The sheer amount of hypocracy and lack of self awareness in this post (and well, I suppose every post he's ever made) is just astounding.
 
1] Don't recall having any friends at PWE, same as I don't have any here. (Also, similar to how so many are claiming I am misusing words & things, causing them to not understand me, when the opposite is true.) Lastly, it is not called a "ban" when you leave by choice (as I did there & at Wrestlezone's so-called "Prison").

2]

Not saying I am, or could even ID this person, but there is certainly a smartest person somewhere (even if they only hold that position for a second before being surpassed). As I already wrote, I am not even claiming to be in the top 1000 smartest in the world, but I am THE smartest posting in this thread.



I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Too bad someone created this place, & you all wrote in this thread. The question will never be asked which one(s) of you are as smart as me (none), or which one of the people posting in the thread is the smartest (the one it's named after).


why are you avoiding taking a live iq test? are you hiding something? i mean surely a thread like this would be gone in a heartbeat if you had actual footage of you proving your intelligence
 
You know what's childish? Being so horny and inexperienced with women your only outlet is to write about it in the Internet. Of course since you never actually touched a real woman you have no clue what you are writing and just come off as creepy &/or sad.

Reminds me of Chris-chan.
 
1] Don't recall having any friends at PWE, same as I don't have any here. (Also, similar to how so many are claiming I am misusing words & things, causing them to not understand me, when the opposite is true.) Lastly, it is not called a "ban" when you leave by choice (as I did there & at Wrestlezone's so-called "Prison").

2]

Not saying I am, or could even ID this person, but there is certainly a smartest person somewhere (even if they only hold that position for a second before being surpassed). As I already wrote, I am not even claiming to be in the top 1000 smartest in the world, but I am THE smartest posting in this thread.



I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Too bad someone created this place, & you all wrote in this thread. The question will never be asked which one(s) of you are as smart as me (none), or which one of the people posting in the thread is the smartest (the one it's named after).

But Timothy - these questions ARE going to be asked! Now! By me!

My fellow Kiwis:

1) Which one(s) of you are as smart (&/or smarter) as TJ Church?
2) Who is the smartest person posting in this thread?

I'll give my answers, too!

1) Anyone who doesn't have the reputation of being a lolcow attached to their real name has demonstrated they are smarter than TJ.
2) Insufficient data. Did Mylar find this thread yet?
 
"I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Holy smokes. Did you, you of all people, really just say that? My god, you truly have no self awareness.
 
"I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Holy smokes. Did you, you of all people, really just say that? My god, you truly have no self awareness.

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As I already wrote, I am not even claiming to be in the top 1000 smartest in the world, but I am THE smartest posting in this thread.
As a wise man once said, "put up or shut up". You are constantly claiming to be the smartest person on this thread but have yet to prove it. All you offer are words that might sound really profound to yourself, but come off as word salad to the rest of us. Unlike yourself, most of us are literate. Hell, I'm pretty sure that most people on this thread would be able to write better erotica than you yet when offered the chance to show your superiority you avoid it. One wonders why this would be?

I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."
You do realize that simply quoting Sam Clements doesn't make you any less of a fool. We've got pages worth of material that show you are a lot more foolish than you think.

Too bad someone created this place, & you all wrote in this thread. The question will never be asked which one(s) of you are as smart as me (none), or which one of the people posting in the thread is the smartest (the one it's named after).
Yeah yeah yeah, you can repeat that as much as you want but it still won't make it true. Churchie, you're an idiot and your words speak for themselves. It's a shame you just can't see it.
 
You know what's childish? Being so horny and inexperienced with women your only outlet is to write about it in the Internet. Of course since you never actually touched a real woman you have no clue what you are writing and just come off as creepy &/or sad.

Reminds me of Chris-chan.
This is the sort of thing you have to look forward to, Mr. Church. People who are so incredibly smart that they fail to see what's intrinsically morally reprehensible about slinging first-world judgements against strangers on the internet just for being autistic or too bored to avoid over-justifying their lifestyle choices or furries or otherwise wrapped up in some vain expression of post-modernist angst to transcend the mundane nature of our inherently secular existence. Your best bet at this point would be to reopen your blog, take up vlogging or something else productive, and just wait it out for over a decade until whatever incarnation of a site moderator feels an uncharacteristic bout of reflection and hypocritically decries the results of the cyberbullying they've been simultaneously mocking and perpetrating for so long.

You probably ought not to keep ignoring so many things that are difficult &/or hard for you to internally rationalize against your own smug delusions of accomplishment before either the grooming or the diabetes overtakes you.
 
You probably ought not to keep ignoring so many things that are difficult &/or hard for you to internally rationalize against your own smug delusions of accomplishment before either the grooming or the diabetes overtakes you.

I want to add that like Chris-chan, I am worried what will happen to @Cowlick when his parents die. I don't think he will be able to take care of himself on his own. Do you have any help lined up, TJ?
 
Mr. Church, assuming Howard Gardner's model of multiple intelligences to be accurate (this is a decent summary if you're not familiar with the theory), which of the intelligences are dominant for you? I'm best with Linguistic and Musical, pretty good on Logical-Mathematical, average at best on the Personal Intelligences and Body-Kinesthetic Intelligence, and complete ass on the Spatial Intelligence, much to my husband's amusement (I can parallel park like a boss, though).

One of the things I really like about Gardner's model is that it moves the discussion of intelligence away from doing well on standardized tests and getting good grades in school to a broader view of different ways people function in the real world. I am great at standardized tests and graduated with high honors from a fancy university and got a full fellowship for grad school at an excellent though less fancy university; my brother went to the decent but not great state university and scraped through, but decades later he is deservedly more professionally successful than I, because he's more intelligent in the ways that count most IMO, particularly in Personal Intelligences.
 
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