🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

& this was even after reading TJ's mind-numbing posts & while being violently ill. I have to admit I'm a little proud.
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EDIT: I think that number's pretty generous, though. I probably just got lucky or something.

EDIT x2 COMBO: TJ has made me very self-conscious about my use of ampersands. In my defense, I got in the habit of using them due to character limits (Twitter, text messages, etc.).

TJ, did we scare you off again with our dumb spergyness?!?!?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Don't worry. Everytime I start thinking that, he comes back. He's like fucking Beetlejuice, we just have to say his name a few times.
 
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Don't worry. Everytime I start thinking that, he comes back. He's like fucking Beetlejuice, we just have to say his name a few times.

I honestly think there are more than one of him. Hilarious, I hadn't been to CWCki in ages and then I see old Tim Church is still shitting up the internet.

How many months did it take before he finally gave up?
They had to ban him 3 separate times. The last time several members of the forum vowed to leave forever if he wasn't permabanned.
 
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I'd rather not talk about it, right now, but I mostly brought it up because TJ needs to be brought down a few pegs by people smarter than him, which may just be everyone else in this thread.

TJ is in that class of people who's actually too stupid to recognize when he's been outsmarted.
 
TJ, go back to Prison, I think they like you a lot there:
http://forums.wrestlezone.com/member.php?u=95935


I'd rather not talk about it, right now, but I mostly brought it up because TJ needs to be brought down a few pegs by people smarter than him, which may just be everyone else in this thread.

I don't think you need to justify yourself, regardless of what people say being in Mensa is a laudable achievement. Out of curiosity, did you take their entrance test or just submit records from an accredited IQ test?

Back on topic, I thoroughly believe that being a member of Mensa is something TJ would kill for, yet is forever out of his reach.

TJ is in that class of people who's actually too stupid to recognize when he's been outsmarted.

One of the very first marks of wisdom is knowing that you actually know very little, and that there will always be somebody smarter than you. TJ seems pretty assured of his supremacy, but he forgets that only the fool is certain, whereas the wise man is forever questioning his convictions.
 
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I don't think you need to justify yourself, regardless of what people say being in Mensa is a laudable achievement. Out of curiosity, did you take their entrance test or just submit records from an accredited IQ test?

Back on topic, I thoroughly believe that being a member of Mensa is something TJ would kill for, yet is forever out of his reach.

I took their entrance exam. When it's all said and done, he might kill for it, but it's $70 a year to get minimal benefits, really.
 
I took their entrance exam. When it's all said and done, he might kill for it, but it's $70 a year to get minimal benefits, really.
Fark MENSA is what I say. Yeah, I got suckered into taking the test and getting my lapel pin and membership card. I looked forward to meeting some cute and nerdy librarian types but it was nothing but fat male nerds talking about Magic: The Gathering, Monty Python or Star Trek. I went to two meetings and when it came time to renew my membership I told them to fark off.

And it's weird but I'm getting a different result from that IQ test. They just gave me a number, not the nice little .JPG. Results are about the same as I would have expected.
 
One of the very first marks of wisdom is knowing that you actually know very little, and that there will always be somebody smarter than you. TJ seems pretty assured of his supremacy, but he forgets that only the fool is certain, whereas the wise man is forever questioning his convictions.

That is rather profound. And yes, I am the only one who has any certainty about him. :roll:... (That was awful)*sigh*
 
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1] Don't recall having any friends at PWE, same as I don't have any here. (Also, similar to how so many are claiming I am misusing words & things, causing them to not understand me, when the opposite is true.) Lastly, it is not called a "ban" when you leave by choice (as I did there & at Wrestlezone's so-called "Prison").

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One of the very first marks of wisdom is knowing that you actually know very little, and that there will always be somebody smarter than you.

Not saying I am, or could even ID this person, but there is certainly a smartest person somewhere (even if they only hold that position for a second before being surpassed). As I already wrote, I am not even claiming to be in the top 1000 smartest in the world, but I am THE smartest posting in this thread.

TJ seems pretty assured of his supremacy, but he forgets that only the fool is certain, whereas the wise man is forever questioning his convictions.

I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Too bad someone created this place, & you all wrote in this thread. The question will never be asked which one(s) of you are as smart as me (none), or which one of the people posting in the thread is the smartest (the one it's named after).
 
1] Don't recall having any friends at PWE, same as I don't have any here. (Also, similar to how so many are claiming I am misusing words & things, causing them to not understand me, when the opposite is true.) Lastly, it is not called a "ban" when you leave by choice (as I did there & at Wrestlezone's so-called "Prison").

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Not saying I am, or could even ID this person, but there is certainly a smartest person somewhere (even if they only hold that position for a second before being surpassed). As I already wrote, I am not even claiming to be in the top 1000 smartest in the world, but I am THE smartest posting in this thread.



I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Too bad someone created this place, & you all wrote in this thread. The question will never be asked which one(s) of you are as smart as me (none), or which one of the people posting in the thread is the smartest (the one it's named after).

Smoke weed in chat, mix some drugs. You go fast as a motherfucker. Good luck, man.
 
1] Don't recall having any friends at PWE, same as I don't have any here. (Also, similar to how so many are claiming I am misusing words & things, causing them to not understand me, when the opposite is true.) Lastly, it is not called a "ban" when you leave by choice (as I did there & at Wrestlezone's so-called "Prison").

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Not saying I am, or could even ID this person, but there is certainly a smartest person somewhere (even if they only hold that position for a second before being surpassed). As I already wrote, I am not even claiming to be in the top 1000 smartest in the world, but I am THE smartest posting in this thread.



I didn't forget, as (again) that is never the case... Attributed in some places to Mark Twain: "Better to be silent & thought a fool than to speak & remove all doubt."

Too bad someone created this place, & you all wrote in this thread. The question will never be asked which one(s) of you are as smart as me (none), or which one of the people posting in the thread is the smartest (the one it's named after).

I bet that I can surpass you, actually. If you accept my challenge, my call to a battle of wits and smarts, I'll even let you decide upon the rules. Let's do it. What should we do?
 
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