🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Hawker Hurricane]

TJ Church is like the person this song talks about, except the person in the song is intended to be a hyperbolic Straw Man representation of that kind of person, and TJ is just sort of 1:1 with that hyperbole.

 

[ON 190]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VLljOExtW6ETJ Church is like the person this song talks about, except the person in the song is intended to be a hyperbolic Straw Man representation of that kind of person, and TJ is just sort of 1:1 with that hyperbole.

He's too cultured to listen to TMBG.

 

[January Cyst]

(separately o&/or simultaneously)

TJ, you don't know how much I love you right now.

 

[ThatGuy]

Wow 106 posts. Nice sperging.

 

[Cowlick]

He's too cultured to listen to TMBG.

I've listened to them for years, & for several years (before they went all childrens' music), I was a fan. (Love the essay Sarah Vowell wrote about them, especially since I also read her books.)

Something I enjoy almost as much as reading that you guys continue to search for things about/by me, & repost them (only way you can claim to make intelligent posts, all the while mocking the stupidity of mine... "

He's too cultured to listen to TMBG.

I've listened to them for years, & for several years (before they went all childrens' music), I was a fan. (Love the essay Sarah Vowell wrote about them, especially since I also read her books.)

Something I enjoy almost as much as reading that you guys continue to search for things about/by me, & repost them (only way you can claim to make intelligent posts, all the while mocking the supposed stupidity of mine...

I'll do you one better. I'll translate his text walls into what the rest of the world sees when he writes something... This followed by something appearing very stupid, but simultaneously dumber than any post I make, but smarter than most of the members here post in this topic.)

Lastly, KOM, I know what they say happens when people assume things... But everyone already has one; I sit on mine while I type, whereas most of you express yourselves on this thread via yours.

 

[Total Dingus]

I like this guy better when he's just writing complicated stories about effing his stepmom or whatever.

 

[Pikonic]

I've listened to them for years, & for several years (before they went all childrens' music), I was a fan. (Love the essay Sarah Vowell wrote about them, especially since I also read her books.)

Something I enjoy almost as much as reading that you guys continue to search for things about/by me, & repost them (only way you can claim to make intelligent posts, all the while mocking the stupidity of mine... "


I've listened to them for years, & for several years (before they went all childrens' music), I was a fan. (Love the essay Sarah Vowell wrote about them, especially since I also read her books.)

Something I enjoy almost as much as reading that you guys continue to search for things about/by me, & repost them (only way you can claim to make intelligent posts, all the while mocking the supposed stupidity of mine...

Why did you write that twice?

 

[Cowlick]

Why did you write that twice?

Not me, but the site, as stupid as those who were here, writing about me, before I was ever here or knew any of them.

 

[ThatGuy]

Holy mtfgbjbbq cow, he's back! All that sperging worked!

Welcome back cowlicker!

 

[Locksnap]

Not me, but the site, as stupid as those who were here, writing about me, before I was ever here or knew any of them.

Before you came in there were two people in the thread; one of whom obviously did know you, and one who didn't but wasn't writing about you.

 

[Pikonic]

Not me, but the site, as stupid as those who were here, writing about me, before I was ever here or knew any of them.

Ok, on the bottom left side of your post you should see a blue "Edit" button, you should be able to delete the second part.

 

[ThatGuy]

Not me, but the site, as stupid as those who were here, writing about me, before I was ever here or knew any of them.

Uh yea, the site's the stupid one.

Right.

 

[Cowlick]

Ok, on the bottom left side of your post you should see a blue "Edit" button, you should be able to delete the second part.

I mentioned typos long ago, & someone posted that certain members lose/are denied that ability... Alsop, the early posts make it clear none of them actually knew me.

Uh yea, the site's the stupid one.

Right.

There is no stupid one, but a stupid... (# of site members minus maybe a half-dozen).

 

[ON 190]

I mentioned typos long ago, & someone posted that certain members lose/are denied that ability... Alsop, the early posts make it clear none of them actually knew me.

Irony, thy name is Church.

 

[The Knife]

Ok, on the bottom left side of your post you should see a blue "Edit" button, you should be able to delete the second part.

He wouldn't dream of robbing us of a single golden syllable of his deathless prose.

 

[Null]

I mentioned typos long ago, & someone posted that certain members lose/are denied that ability... Alsop, the early posts make it clear none of them actually knew me.

I got but one question for you tonight, Tim.

ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE?

 

[CatParty]

Not me, but the site, as stupid as those who were here, writing about me, before I was ever here or knew any of them.

@Cowlick you are the stupidest writer here

 

[Le Bateleur]

Oh TJ!
You came and you posted inanely,
And we need you today
Oh TJ!

 

[Arkangel]

Not me, but the site, as stupid as those who were here, writing about me, before I was ever here or knew any of them.

Do you purposefully write your sentences to confuse people and appear more intelligent than you actually are?

 

[Pikonic]

someone posted that certain members lose/are denied that ability

I see, thanks for clarifying.