🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[wes]

Both have autism.
Both regularly take pictures of themselves.
Both have no filter.
Both have their personal info exposed, albeit in different ways.
Both play the "I have autism, please love and pity me card" when caught.

Most of the people covered on the site have autism, no filter, have their personal info exposed, and play the autism card if held accountable. These things form the classic lolcow model at this point, and no literal autism card will get you out of making a fool of yourself over and over again.

If it walks like a cow, talks like a cow, begs for attention like a cow.....it's probably certified beef.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Maybe somebody educated in the matter can tell whether this is a symptom of the 'tism, but I notice she's got this weird "splitting" thing going on -- that is, either you are on your white horse defending her, or you literally want to see her blood splattered all over Perth. This kind of explains how she whipsawed wildly back and forth between begging Autphag to re-add her on Skype, and being convinced that he was literally going to come up there and murder her any second. It just seems that there's no middle ground in her mind -- you're best friends and soulmates, or you're gleefully anticipating that a lazy codeine junkie is going to decapitate her.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

There's some weird divide in this thread, but I can clear some things up about this cows whereabouts.

Perth is in the region of Fife, near the city of Dundee. Dundee has a lot of gaming and nerd conventions due to its association with being the hometown of developer DMA Design. They might ring a bell, because they're better known now as Rockstar.

Because of this association there's a really popular university for games design in Dundee, meaning the city is crawling with autists left and right thinking they're the next Notch. Dundee is therefore Scotland's mecca for retards.

So when folk ask how can she continue to be this retarded, just think, she's probably surrounded by a group of them

 

[Double Dee]

Maybe somebody educated in the matter can tell whether this is a symptom of the 'tism, but I notice she's got this weird "splitting" thing going on -- that is, either you are on your white horse defending her, or you literally want to see her blood splattered all over Perth.

It's also called 'black and white' thinking; IIRC, some autistics DO deal with it, so Lagoomba is a likely candidate.

 

[awoo]

It's also called 'black and white' thinking; IIRC, some autistics DO deal with it, so Lagoomba is a likely candidate.

It's also a common symptom of BPD and people who have trouble with relationships in general. They fear abandonment so much that they actually hurt good relationships they have with others. They are also extremely sensitive to criticism.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Something occured to me: For all his faults, @Michael J Hirtes had better opsec than @LagoonaBlue when it comes to alogging on Chris.

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews:

My username was featured in one of the HorseNews articles, but here goes nothing.

For once these bronies helped us in archiving lulz:
https://archive.is/Tb668

This imagery spawned an article in HorseNews:
https://archive.fo/haagK


Harriet's responses?
https://archive.fo/EOhCu
https://archive.fo/1lJ0I

Totally not a lolcow.

 

[BE 911]

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol

Link - Archive

 

[BILLY MAYS]

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol
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Link - Archive

Kindly refer to this post for the aforementioned boobies:

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https://archive.is/WItaI

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol
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Link - Archive

*Stupidly posts a pic of her wearing Fluttershy panties and gets featured on a parody news site*
*Bitches about the attention she's getting from said photo*
*Does the same thing again despite knowing what happened the last time*

Damn, woman, you're the living definition of insanity.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

There's some weird divide in this thread, but I can clear some things up about this cows whereabouts.

Perth is in the region of Fife, near the city of Dundee. Dundee has a lot of gaming and nerd conventions due to its association with being the hometown of developer DMA Design. They might ring a bell, because they're better known now as Rockstar.

Because of this association there's a really popular university for games design in Dundee, meaning the city is crawling with autists left and right thinking they're the next Notch. Dundee is therefore Scotland's mecca for exceptional individuals.

So when folk ask how can she continue to be this exceptional, just think, she's probably surrounded by a group of them

I should think Edinburgh is a more likely lolcow farm, seeing as it's already Scotland's mecca for poncy braying English shitheads, and lolcows grow in that kind of culture like mould on a damp flannel

 

[Done]

Something occured to me: For all his faults, @Michael J Hirtes had better opsec than @LagoonaBlue when it comes to alogging on Chris.

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews:


For once these bronies helped us in archiving lulz:
https://archive.is/Tb668
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This imagery spawned an article in HorseNews:
https://archive.fo/haagK
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Harriet's responses?
https://archive.fo/EOhCu
https://archive.fo/1lJ0I
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Totally not a lolcow.

How the fuck didn't that post of hers get the :powerlevel:s it deserved? Matter of fact, that entire thread she made is the ultimate proof that the Proving Grounds sub is necessary.

 

[SpaceAce]

that is, either you are on your white horse defending her, or you literally want to see her blood splattered all over Perth. ...

It's also called 'black and white' thinking; IIRC, some autistics DO deal with it, so Lagoomba is a likely candidate.

I think a lot of it has to do with her favourite form of manipulation as well; No one will take down your kiwi farms thread if you just say "my mom will get mad at me" but you may be able to convince someone if you say your parents will kick you out.
Why laugh off that some fat troon doxed you when you can cry to null and get a free pass on being an absolute bumbling autist all over the farms and get sympathy ratings or a new round of rightous anger from newer users whenever you bring it up?
Turning papercuts into amputations is a specialty of hers it seems and she knows how to play those cards.

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol
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Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but why is a news site for a kids show asking for panty shots and allowing this mentally ill attention whore to submit unrelated pics of her breasts?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Because any and all bronies are deviants that must be gassed.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but why is a news site for a kids show asking for panty shots and allowing this mentally ill attention whore to submit unrelated pics of her breasts?

The autists at horse-news mainly came from 4chan's /mlp/ which is a hive of degenerate horsefuckers.

 

[CWCissey]

I think you're all missing the right takeaway from this.

Goons has posted nudes on Tumblr.

Definitely not a lolcow guise!

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I think you're all missing the right takeaway from this.

Goons has posted nudes on Tumblr.

Definitely not a lolcow guise!

At least the upcoming Tumblr purge will clear out all of that.

 

[CWCissey]

At least the upcoming Tumblr purge will clear out all of that.

WTF now I love Tumblr!

 

[Big Nasty]

I predict that this Christmas, some lonely Kiwi Farmer will glue a red yarn wig to a Fleshlight and talk dirty to himself in the worst Scottish accent imaginable as he unleashes hell.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I predict that this Christmas, some lonely Kiwi Farmer will glue a red yarn wig to a Fleshlight and talk dirty to himself in the worst Scottish accent imaginable as he unleashes hell.

@yawning sneasel

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

Something occured to me: For all his faults, @Michael J Hirtes had better opsec than @LagoonaBlue when it comes to alogging on Chris.

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews:


For once these bronies helped us in archiving lulz:
https://archive.is/Tb668
Wyświetl załącznik 615293

This imagery spawned an article in HorseNews:
https://archive.fo/haagK
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Harriet's responses?
https://archive.fo/EOhCu
https://archive.fo/1lJ0I
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Totally not a lolcow.

>"accidentally" posted a picture of her underwear on Twitter.
>keeps bringing it up and asks if she can post her breasts too because she's a attention whore