NO MORE DAILY VLOGS | VLOGMAS DAY 13 12-13-18

[BerriesArnold]

In this video, Amber has expressed a minute semblance of rare self-reflection. If you were a first-time watcher, I imagine you'd have sympathy listening to her plight...but come on now, we all know better here. Tomorrow after she "goes to the doctor" she'll pick up a family sized meal at Burger King and rejoice to claim that what the doctor told her that she has, was water bloating or gas.

And way to throw all of your housemates under the bus, AL. No one should have to tell you to take care of yourself. It's not their goddamn job. Happy birthday, Becky. I hope you enjoyed the guilt shaming.

 

[Xenomorph]

Im sure Becky loved hearing how she enables AL; didn't she have an ex who was a druggie?

AL knows exactly how to manipulate and fuck with someone.

And sure Im sure Rickie would LOVE to be your babysitter after all he doesnt have anything better to do with his free time after WORKING.

 

[Masta]

I like to watch lolcows to laugh at them not to feel fucking sad.
She exhausted all of her content so it was just going to be the same shit.
Damn she had to blame becksters for her downward spiral, does she not realize that Becky is mentally stunted? She will do anything you ask her like a child, she dresses like a child, and thinks of the past when she was a child.
I sense the fear in her that something is truly wrong. If she was eating ‘healthy’ like in her past videos, she would have lost some weight but no her face is bloated from a binge. This is all her, so what is next?

 

[marjoram]

Not suspicious at all that Big Al pulls this crap right before the Dr. visit. Next time she vlogs it'll be from a hospital bed. I pity any doctor or nurse that has to get within 10 feet of her....not so much for the smell as for the constant whining and denial.

Also--I love the "Happy birthday Thumby, here's a big ol guilt trip for ya". She wishes irl people cared more about her health, but of course, anytime the Thumb tries to tell her NO she freaks out on her...

What a manipulative asshole

 

[ADHD]

No one should be fooled. Amber has not had any epiphany. This sort of video is a normal part of Amber's cycle.

I see these beautiful girls online and they talk so down on themselves and they say how they think they're ugly and how they think they're fat and stuff

I wonder how Becky feels about Amber spending all day online oogling beautiful girls. Also, wtf:

 

[Harkonnendometriosis]

I might need a new cow. This shit is just morbid.

 

[pecansandies]

I pity any doctor or nurse that has to get within 10 feet of her....not so much for the smell as for the constant whining and denial.

our Gorl refusing to let them give her an IV drip until she looks up how many weight watchers points it is

 

[497]

Convenient of her to take a break from vlogmas right before her appointment w the doctor

srsly.. what a bitch having people wondering whats wrong with her leg only to say "i have to take a break kbye". she said people are messaging her worried about her. She just doesn't want to tell haters they were right all along. But she'll give a shoutout to Karlee Steel that pranked her into eating the bag of hot cheetos.

It's probably just for attention and she'll be back tomorrow

 

[NQ 952]

I knew Amber was abusive, but I didn't know how incredibly abusive she actually is. This was an eye opening vlog. Becky and the gays will be much better off when she finally dies.

 

[peppy]

Amberlynn put a towel on her head to make it look like she showered....... even though the dirt was still there all over her neck and face in EXACTLY the same places. hahahahahahha gorl, you're such a lah!

 

[Whale Lake]

Day 13 without a shower. It is without doubt that we can now say that the air freshners and the scented candles are to mask the dirty smells that comes from her.

She is such a despicable human... nothing is ever her fault. It's like the fat girl from My Big Fat Fabulous Life: they are obese whales, but it's not their fault! It's the society's, their past relationships', their parents', the modelling industry's, the skinny girls in the movies'. Never theirs.

I would say that the break-up is coming soon too, but what then? Amber knows she can't live alone - after all, the only reason she managed to do so when Destiny broke up with her was because she and Dana were still there to carry her around, and there was Sharla too. Now she has no one - and I doubt she has found a new gorlfriend she can abuse into carrying her around for food. Her brother probably doesn't want her around either.

 

[Dutch Courage]

In this video, Amber has expressed a minute semblance of rare self-reflection. If you were a first-time watcher, I imagine you'd have sympathy listening to her plight...but come on now, we all know better here. Tomorrow after she "goes to the doctor" she'll pick up a family sized meal at Burger King and rejoice to claim that what the doctor told her that she has, was water bloating or gas.

And way to throw all of your housemates under the bus, AL. No one should have to tell you to take care of yourself. It's not their goddamn job. Happy birthday, Becky. I hope you enjoyed the guilt shaming.

This really was a moment of legit self-reflection, or at least what passes for one with our gorl. Let's consider what she has admitted to. She admitted to reverse body dysmorphia, she admitted to wanting to avoid going out because she looks so awful, she acknowledged her physical pain, she admitted being afraid of the doctor, she vindicated her haydurs by admitting that they were right all along, she admitted to a "serious talk" with Becky, she admitted to being in tears, she admitted her dreams will not come true, and she admitted she is housebound.

She did cast blame too, but it was a little more muted this time than usual.

Somewhere in that foggy head of hers, she is aware that everything is only getting worse and no YouTube money can save her. Normally, when such disturbing notions enter her head, she eats them into oblivion. She must have made this video before eating (since she is too fat/in pain to even join her friends eating out -her raison d'être after all- and they haven't yet returned with her takeout), so the disturbing thoughts are not yet muted by cholesterol, sodium, and fat.

She'll feel much better once the takeout arrives, and all of this will be forgotten.

Until she gets to the doctor's office (which may not be real, and might not happen) If there is a doctor, he'll put some disturbing thoughts in her head again all right...

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Serious question to all people saying this, but, how come you’re all saying Becky and Al will finally break up? Becky has absolutely no self esteem and has the mental acuity of a 12 year old. I just don’t see it.

 

[Derpaherp]

From comments... Anyone know if it's legit?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Thanks for summing up this video. Her vlogs can get very boring and mono-tonus really fast.
Also, Al taking responsibility for anything she’s done to herself would be a miracle...Sure, she helps pay rent, but that’s about the only help she gives. Even on her own girlfriend’s birthday, she made the celebration about herself.

You're welcome, I'll take one for the team when I can do it without sacraficing 10 minutes or more of my life. Literally the only surprising thing in this video is her turning down going out to eat, that was a whole point up on the ten scale right off the jump, but it's only because she's in too much pain from her leg that's about to fall off not because she's moderating intake. I'm holding off on planning her parade over this life choice until she goes thirty days straight continuing this trend. I can't really muster up much sympathy for Becky, gorl chose this side trip to the bowels of hell for herself because she was done being employed as a contributing member of society, I guess?

Do you guys think Amberlynn still reads KF?

An addict never quits without treatment usually...

Serious question to all people saying this...Becky has absolutely no self esteem and has the mental acuity of a 12 year old. I just don’t see it.

Becky needs a new dead relationship to mourn, all her old ones are getting to the point where it's like, yeah, that was sad, but it's the 2020's now so time to be a thirty year old grown woman. I don't see it either on the breakup front right now because the codependency is crippling for both of them at the moment.

 

[ricecake]

Serious question to all people saying this, but, how come you’re all saying Becky and Al will finally break up? Becky has absolutely no self esteem and has the mental acuity of a 12 year old. I just don’t see it.

Ya know, I think this time Amberlynn might be the one that dumps instead of being dumped. I don't think she is going to let her ego take another hit like it did when Destiny left her for Dana. Not that I think anything will change; she'll still live in the FagShack and insist she and Becky are still best friends, but she will be on the prowl for another slave girl.

 

[ADHD]

From comments... Anyone know if it's legit?

Assuming her goal weight is still 199, this puts her current weight at 556. The only way her MFP has her weighing 587 is if she changed her goal weight to 230.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I wonder if she decided to stop taking her medication cold-turkey again? Either that or the Bi-Polar train has pulled up to the station.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Well that was sure a vlogmas... Anyhow.

I'm actually quite shocked that she had at least a minor moment of clarity through her fat addled brain. YES Becky is an enabler, because Amber is too fat and unhealthy at this point to move more than 5 seconds on her own power. No partner that thought about your health and safety would take your near 600 pound ass out to eat at disgustingly unhealthy restaurants 3 times a day AND get you snacks, AND takeout sometimes all in the same day. In a sane world Becky would be charged with attempted murder.

But I think this might actually be some kind of turning point, for better or worse. Because when she's in too much pain and distress to go out to eat with everyone else... Well, eating fast food is one of the only things in life she actually cares about, so you know somethings bad.

Look from the moment I caught sight of ALR I really wanted a happy ending to the story. But we all know where this is going. I just want some kind of major consequence that gets in the way of the lifestyle that is going to kill her in.. maybe a few months now?.. weeks.. days?

 

[Twinkie]

She needs to either dump Becky immediately or give her the ultimatum to get their own place. Becky needs to get a job (even a shitty one, who cares) and Amberlynn needs to make a conscious decision that weight loss is her full-time job. She has to stop thinking about her youtube, other youtubers, social media, etc. She can still uplaod clickbait garbage and get plenty of coin with zero effort, so youtube would be a very lucrative HOBBY for her. But weight loss needs to be her godamn job. That's the only way she's going to save her life.