Kiwi Farms inspired tarot cards

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Spoiler: Intro

While I was looking through this thread two posts piqued my interest:

Just to add to this thread. First, a serious artist did a portrait of our precious AL, seen here:
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Garbage and completely delusional and only adding to her ego thinking she's such a dainty princess. At least they got her fat mitt right.

Anyway, edit by our favorite @C3PBRO:
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Droopy bag eyes, dark knuckles, wispy barren eyebrows, terrible trashy faded hair (whatever it's called), obese frown lines and the most accurate part, a wider fat ass face.

Then my own contribution I added shortly after:

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I don't like commenting on my own work so... you can just see for yourself. There you go!

I love it! It looks like a tarot card. She can be the Twelve of Bowls.
or the Queen of Moderation

So I thought that it could be either a fantastic or retarded idea, (you choose), if we could design a line of tarot cards based on our beloved afternoon entertainment, lolcows. Of course this would be for fun and as a way get those creative juices flowing. (If you'd like some cards be inspired by members that'd be cool too!)

Thus I ask you fellow kiwis, are you fascinated enough to participate in this idea that stole from hotcheetospuffs popped in my head?

Use these links to help you out the cards:
https://daily-tarot-girl.com/tarot-card-meanings/list-of-tarot-card-meanings/
https://astrologybay.com/tarot-card-meanings-list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider-Waite_tarot_deck

The Major Arcana

Spoiler

0. The Fool

• Chris-Chan suggested by @Y2K Baby

1. The Magician

• Terry A. Davis suggested by @Y2K Baby

2. The High Priestess

• Jennifer A. Jay suggested by @Y2K Baby

3. The Empress

• Nora Reed suggested by @Y2K Baby
• Amberlynn suggested by @Stock Image Photographer

4. The Emperor

• Darksydephil suggested by @Haunter
• Jordan Peterson suggested by @PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue

5. The Hierophant
6. The Lovers

• Shoeonhead and Armored Skeptic suggested by @Beta Faggot
• Allison and Jake Rapp suggested by @Stock Image Photographer

7. The Chariot

• Cowlick suggested by Y2K Baby

8. Strength

• Anthony Cancelliere suggested by @Beta Faggot

9. The Hermit

• Clawshrimpy suggested by @Beta Faggot

10. Wheel of Fortune

• Yanderedev suggested by @Beta Faggot

11. Justice
12. The Hanged Man

• Julie Terryberry suggested by @Y2K Baby

13. Death

• Sargon suggested by @PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue

14. Temperance

• Vordrak suggested by @Stock Image Photographer

15. The Devil

• Null(?) suggested by @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole
• Onision suggested by @PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue

16. The Tower

• A-Log suggested by @Y2K Baby
• Maddox suggested by @PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue

17. The Star
18. The Moon

• Null(?) suggested by @An Ghost

19. The Sun
20. Judgment
21. The World

• Brad Watson suggested by @Y2K Baby

 

[dunbrine47]

So an autistic version of Persona? Go on.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I have no art skills and am fairly concerned about the potential autism connected to this project, but I have to admit, I've seen wayyyyy stupider themes for a Tarot deck. The only problem will be choosing among the ten thousand contenders for the Fool.

 

[Haunter]

Hmm... would we be coordinating to make an actual deck, or just post what we feel like?

 

[Lunete]

I'm interested but my art skills are really rusty.

 

[Y2K Baby]

So an autistic version of Persona? Go on.

That's called SMT.

 

[aFairlyOddFaggot]

i know jack shit about tarot cards, but sounds interesting.

 

[8777BB5]

i know jack shit about tarot cards, but sounds interesting.

They were my first introduction to naked ladies

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

I would assume for now that we could focus on:
1. Which cows will be presented in The Major Arcana
2. Select the kiwis that would like to draw them out

We can start with whichever part of the entire deck you'd like, but I chose MaAr (Major Arcana) as it's the most well known.

Hmm... would we be coordinating to make an actual deck, or just post what we feel like?

Basically we go in parts to make it an easier process of elimination of cow/cards, make bit more organized and to see how well this random thing goes. Although I wouldn't mind if members posted what they'd like, having a list to follow could help the thread be consistent.

I'm interested but my art skills are really rusty.

That's alright, friend. This is a fun, dumb project, there's no need for professionalism.

i know jack shit about tarot cards, but sounds interesting.

I can edit these links in the OP. They describe tarot in simpler terms.
https://astrologybay.com/tarot-card-meanings-list
https://daily-tarot-girl.com/tarot-card-meanings/list-of-tarot-card-meanings/

 

[Haunter]

I would assume for now that we could focus on:
1. Which cows will be presented in The Major Arcana
2. Select the kiwis that would like to draw them out

K I've already started with Darksydephil as the Emperor based on the Rider-Waite deck. Sorry if that was jumping the gun a bit :/

 

[Kirito]

I can draw one. Just tell me what to do.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

K I've already started with Darksydephil as the Emperor based on the Rider-Waite deck. Sorry if that was jumping the gun a bit :/

No harm, no fowl. I'll add the list to the OP now with your idea already on it.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I would assume for now that we could focus on:
1. Which cows will be presented in The Major Arcana
2. Select the kiwis that would like to draw them out

We can start with whichever part of the entire deck you'd like, but I chose MaAr (Major Arcana) as it's the most well known.

Basically we go in parts to make it an easier process of elimination of cow/cards, make bit more organized and to see how well this random thing goes. Although I wouldn't mind if members posted what they'd like, having a list to follow could help the thread be consistent.


That's alright, friend. This is a fun, dumb project, there's no need for professionalism.

I can edit these links in the OP. They describe tarot in simpler terms.
https://astrologybay.com/tarot-card-meanings-list
https://daily-tarot-girl.com/tarot-card-meanings/list-of-tarot-card-meanings/

Julie Terryberry as the Hanged Man.
Chris Chan as the Fool.
A-Log as the Tower.
Terry Davis as the Magician.
Brad Watson as the World.
Jennifer A. Jay as the High Priestess.
Cowlick as the Chariot(?)

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Julie Terryberry as the Hanged Man.
Chris Chan as the Fool.
A-Log as the Tower.
Terry Davis as the Magician.
Brad Watson as the World.
Jennifer A. Jay as the High Priestess.
Cowlick as the Chariot(?)

Null as the Devil lol

 

[Y2K Baby]

Null as the Devil lol

I thought that as well but all cows seems better tbf.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

I thought that as well but all cows seems better tbf.

Come on, this even looks like Null.

 

[IV 445]

Smh nobody invited @Gengar that’s like her favorite thing

 

[Beta Faggot]

I could draw one, although I don't have a good computer/digital art skills, so it'd be an analog drawing

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

another art event on kiwis? hold my beer im in

 

[An Ghost]

Smdh nobody thought of Joshua Conner Moon as the Moon.

Waite’s interpretation of typical depictions:

It illuminates our animal nature...
the message is 'Peace, be still; and it may be that there shall come a calm upon the animal nature, while the abyss beneath shall cease from giving up a form.'

Animal nature, like rats and cows and kiwis and furries
Settling the manifestation of autism in its users while observing the wild autism of others.
And also usually depicted with dogs