🎨 Artcow Shaddai Prejean / Shädman / Shadman / Shädbase / Shad / TheShadling - Pedophile Web Artist. Edgelord. Alleged Heroin Addict. Drew Porn of His Mother. Charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon. Legally a "Menace to Society" in Switzerland. TAKE IT EZ BABE!!!

Satan literally tortures all sinners, so wouldn't it stand to reason he'd get a special kind of glee from torturing pedos?
No. Unless you're talking OG Roman Catholic vision of hell with the circles. Otherwise its just general misery and torment for all eternity. I think an eternity where no one cares about the edgy things he did when alive, would be even worse for him than any sort of poker stabbing. Because Shad is motivated by a desire for attention and ass kissing, I think he would hate that more.
 
No. Unless you're talking OG Roman Catholic vision of hell with the circles. Otherwise its just general misery and torment for all eternity. I think an eternity where no one cares about the edgy things he did when alive, would be even worse for him than any sort of poker stabbing. Because Shad is motivated by a desire for attention and ass kissing, I think he would hate that more.

Or how about an eternity with the same kind of anatomy he gives to his drawn characters?
 
No. Unless you're talking OG Roman Catholic vision of hell with the circles. Otherwise its just general misery and torment for all eternity. I think an eternity where no one cares about the edgy things he did when alive, would be even worse for him than any sort of poker stabbing. Because Shad is motivated by a desire for attention and ass kissing, I think he would hate that more.

Isn't there a version of the Christian faith where Satan and God are actually friends and Satan is a different character from Lucifer the Fallen?
 
And wasn't also Lucifer in the 9th circle of hell which was the frozen lake or something according to that?

You're thinking of Dante's Inferno, it's not really related to actual theology. Dante was a devout Catholic guy who basically wrote an interesting piece of fanfiction. Similar to Paradise Lost by John Milton, albeit that story is kind of told from Lucifer's point of view in some regards.

In main theological texts references to hell are just that it's a very dark, violent place where the gnashing of teeth on human flesh is heard and souls burn in a lake of fire.

"But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." - From Revelation 21:8

"And throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth." - From Matthew 13:50

And as far as Satan and God being buddies that's not in any current Christian theology I know of. The closest they came to interacting after the Garden of Eden and Lucifer's war on heaven was when God and Satan made a bet on Job to completely destroy his life to see if he'd still be loyal to God.
 
Satan never made any sense to me because why would someone who's like the king of all evil punish bad people? Wouldn't he celebrate them? Does he just get off on torturing people or is he in being a fallen angel still kind of moral?

Satan's entire reason for going to war with God (as I remember it) was to spite God for giving humanity free will over the angels, and since humans are God's personal baby, Satan will torture any and all of them regardless of morality just to spite God further. Since his only way on getting his hands on human souls is if they're immoral enough to go to Hell, he has an active interest in making sure as many people turn out as evil as possible however he can, with the added bonus of proving to God that humans will, when given free will and the ability to chose, will chose evil, and therefore himself, over God and morality every time.
 
:offtopic:incoming. @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid Technically the theologically correct version of Satan, is as a loser who failed in his attempt at a rebellion. Consequentially he has no power and is merely trying to take as many people down with him as possible, as a sort of last spite at God. He is not in charge of torturing anyone, and modern depictions of him doing so are mostly based around the same line of thought as a boogyman.
He hates everything and everybody and is really just having one long sperg out, trying to hit as much things with shit as possible before he gets wrangled into hell for good. Theological :autism: is over now.
 
oh ok, I'm just looking for a new cow to follow I just wanted to know if he was a big spreg or something. does he do something more spergy than that?
You can just read the previous pages if you want a better understanding of why.

Also guys we are getting real off topic here talking about satan.
 
Shad boy updated his page i see

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>original content. :shit-eating:
 
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