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I love how Phil posts more "facts" about his imaginary country after we make fun of him for it on these boards. Never change fatties, never change. Of course everything is dry, boring stuff that tells us nothing about day-to-day life in Australatina, or the culture, history, environment or anything else. It's like someone just copy-pasted from the CIA Factbook. At least Chris tells a story with CWCkville, even if it's all ponies and shit now. It's still superior to Phil and everything hes ever done...
 
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I love how Phil posts more "facts" about his imaginary country after we make fun of him for it on these boards. Never change fatties, never change. Of course everything is dry, boring stuff that tells us nothing about day-to-day life in Australatina, or the culture, history, environment or anything else. It's like someone just copy-pasted from the CIA Factbook. At least Chris tells a story with CWCkville, even if it's all ponies and shit now. It's still superior to Phil and everything hes ever done...
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CWCville is the distilled essence of Chris's personality. It's a brilliantly retardéd celebration of all the goofy shit he likes, and no one can predict where he's going to take it next. His storytelling and worldbuilding are absolutely dismal but that makes it interesting.

Australatina doesn't have any of that. Phil maps it out in excruciating detail but there's absolutely no incentive to care. He doesn't inject any of his interests or attempt to tell any kind of story, just mundane updates on the infrastructure of a place that doesn't exist. CWCville is like a child describing his dream supercar that goes a million miles an hour and flies and shoots lasers, while Australatina is the operating manual for a sensible four-door Toyota.
 
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Oct 30 2018 Re: Trump's plan to end birthright citizenship by executive order:
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When the US gets burned to the fucking ground, what’s the fucking plan for the fucking welfare system? Is Phil fucking planning to get a fucking job, or fucking what?
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I'm sure Phil has many talents he will put to good use to build a true, fair and thriving anarchist community. Building, carpentry, growing food, healthcare knowledge, even the ability to organise and prioritise tasks that need to be done. Right?

This is what sets the current crop of sjw anarcommies apart from an actual political movement - none of them have a fucking clue what will happen after 'the revolution' and have given no thought as to how they will help. They just want some sort of childish revenge against all the people they see in power now.

Building a new society takes MASSIVE amounts of work from everyone, not just a few people who kinda like doing their line of work and don't mind carrying on I guess. That's why everyone in Russia worked all the hours god sent for almost fuck all from 1917-1991. You didn't just swan into a job you enjoyed, worked as long as you fancied and then went home to eat takeaway and watch tv - you worked where you were told, for as long as you were told to, and for whatever pittance of a wage was available because if you didn't pull your weight in keeping the country afloat you were a superfluous mouth to feed and you could fuck off. Troons and sjws expect they'll be able to just laze around and be fabulous, with the general population applauding them every time they deign to leave their homes for how stunning and brave they are. They have absolutely no clue about reality.

Maybe they'd be good at running the secret police, I dunno. Their attitudes towards people they disagree with seems to fit.
 
The ones best at running the secret police are quite literally the opposite of the screeching troon masses. The ones that seize power will do so quietly, effectively, and leave a lot of bodies in their wake. Without going near a keyboard no less
 
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Maybe they'd be good at running the secret police, I dunno. Their attitudes towards people they disagree with seems to fit.
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The only thing Phil and his kind are good for is being made examples of. The lazy, the gluttonous, the deviant, all those types would be known for two things: One would be as examples of what was wrong with the previous government and society and two, what date their execution was.
 
Phil just saw the words “anarchists” and “gun.” Having seen the guy reading out loud, I can confidently say that he didn’t understand a word of that article if he even read beyond the title.
 
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Phil just saw the words “anarchists” and “gun.” Having seen the guy reading out loud, I can confidently say that he didn’t understand a word of that article if he even read beyond the title.
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His attempts to look like a smart person who reads anything at all fails instantly the moment you remember these two videos:

He can get the very surface level stuff and slogans fine, but the moment you actually start to cover the ideology and get him to talk about it? Hahaha, he just loses the ability to articulate it because he's room temperature IQ larping at being a "radical" politico.
 
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Phil, you already gave up the only gun you had access to.
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Actually, Phil didn't give it away. The person who owns the gun got fed up with Phil and told him to fuck off...either that or said person became an hero because he didn't want to face the embarrassment of being friends with Phil.
 
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