🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[ChurchOfGodBear]

We all know that if I mention that my friend hired an editor, despite it being standard, he would reeeeee that it clearly means my pal’s script sucked.

Of course. It's classic lolcow behavior to want to work in an industry and yet have absolutely no idea how that industry operates.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

We all know that if I mention that my friend hired an editor, despite it being standard, he would reeeeee that it clearly means my pal’s script sucked.

Well, yeah. Only fucking casuals would need help or criticism with their writing. The best authors produce Pulitzer-level shit in their very first draft and never ever change anything ever!

 

[autism420]

@Cowlick fuk u

 

[Cowlick]

@Cowlick fuk u

We've already discussed how you & other members wish you could. but will never be able.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

We've already discussed how you & other members wish you could. but will never be able.

Are you really retаrded?

 

[ON 190]

We've already discussed how you & other members wish you could. but will never be able.

No, we discussed how we’re GLAD we never would but you keep bringing it up. It’s genuinely disturbing.

 

[autism420]

We've already discussed how you & other members wish you could. but will never be able.

no u gay

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

We've already discussed how you & other members wish you could. but will never be able.

After your script goes through professional revision and editing, I'm sure your ability to discuss such things will improve.

 

[Chuggernaut]

We've already discussed how you & other members wish you could. but will never be able.

I bet your swollen waterbaby head makes some fun noises when you're choking on all those dicks.

 

[FriendofFlossy]

As mentioned by a few other people, yes, indeed, my script went through editors.....a lot. It took quite a few months to work out the kinks to it, and I did re-writes a plenty in order to get it just right.

 

[drtoboggan]

We've already discussed how you & other members wish you could. but will never be able.

Nobody wants to fuck you, TJ. Especially not your mom. Keep dreaming.

 

[Cowlick]

Many want to (including you), but several of them have & wish to repeat the experience.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

 

[Cowlick]

1] CLEARLY, the post by @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole is NOT what I wrote in reply. I wrote something (forget the verbatim) stating I was not an autist & never weened. (Also, they edited their own post as well. Neither of us used the word "retard", though it describes many members of this thread other than me.)

2] @FriendofFlossy , the kinks are still not worked-out.

 

[FriendofFlossy]

2] @FriendofFlossy , the kinks are still not worked-out.

I'm happy to report that said kinks were indeed worked out. My play got accepted into two festivals, I'm very excited about that.

 

[ON 190]

I'm happy to report that said kinks were indeed worked out. My play got accepted into two festivals, I'm very excited about that.

I think he meant with "Law Enfarcement," which he has yet to even tell the plot of, much less anything more.

2] @FriendofFlossy , the kinks are still not worked-out.

Then hire a damn editor, especially since it's "worked out." Stop abusing the hyphen.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

1] CLEARLY, the post by @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole is NOT what I wrote in reply. I wrote something (forget the verbatim) stating I was not an autist & never I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME. (Also, they edited their own post as well. Neither of us used the word "exceptional individual", though it describes many members of this thread other than me.)

What does "never I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME" even mean?
Also, "exceptional individual" is not a word. Learn to count, you fucking retаrd.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I think he meant with "Law Enfarcement," which he has yet to even tell the plot of, much less anything more.

Then hire a damn editor, especially since it's "worked out." Stop abusing the hyphen.

TJ didn't write a single word after he came up with the title.

 

[LoverofPi]

Many want to (including you), but several of them have & wish to repeat the experience.

In which TJ accidentally says he's had sex with various Kiwis, whom he thinks are all gay men obsessed with cock.

The more Teej tries for a sick burn, the more about his own fetishes he reveals.

TJ didn't write a single word after he came up with the title.

I'm expecting it to be revealed he didn't come up with the title, either.

 

[Mr. X]

Many want to (including you), but several of them have & wish to repeat the experience.

You lie so much that you believe yourself. Keep dreaming.