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Yeah I was wondering that as well
der rademacher
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Sparkletor
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- 15 Gru 2017
My bet is his mom has cancer from being a dang dirty smoker.
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No, if anything I think both of his parents have gout, but again thats his deceased aunts fault because she dint tell 'em
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You could PM @Haunter and ask him to add a poll to his Thanksgiving thread, and send him any suggested response options you would like to see included
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- 25 Kwi 2018
I am also working on a post about the cheer question that Phil responded to the other day, where he claimed that no one in the nutrition world agrees on anything and nobody knows what a healthy diet looks like. He then regurgitates various dieting methodologies and fad diets he picked up on over the years. It was yet another example of Phil getting on his soapbox inside his little echo chamber where he can be the expert for a while and talk at a bunch of receptive mongoloids (and don't forget that dissent can be quickly silenced).
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Watching the rest of the 2018 shower vid, there's nothing new, it just reaffirms what a weird fleshy blob he is.
2013 - This video showed even less of his body, but it does confirm that he's always been skinnyfat.
So in summation, Phil has always been a skinnyfat liar, and he is proof that you become a formless blob when you don't take care of yourself physically in any way. He's honestly something that could be featured in a scientific paper, since he's essentially done the bare minimum in exercise for well over 10 years. Having people do that in the name of an experiment would be fucking unethical but Phil's so lazy, he's done it to himself. I should go talk to my old professors and see if I can get funding.
short edit to point out that it's poetry that Phil's physical body reflects his lifestyle perfectly: he's got the absolute bare minimum he needs to get by, and he makes zero effort to make even tiny adjustments that would serve him SO WELL in the future. Like @Son of Big Boss said, this dude is going to have some serious problems when he's older. He already walks like he's recovering from polio.
I purposefully stayed away from those videos but fuck it, we're already slopping around in the muck so might as well, right?
2018 -
Watching the rest of the 2018 shower vid, there's nothing new, it just reaffirms what a weird fleshy blob he is.
2013 - This video showed even less of his body, but it does confirm that he's always been skinnyfat.
yeah I've noticed that he has a weird fat deposit on his elbow that really juts out. You only see that in people who have almost NO muscle mass on their arms, it means that there's just nothing there where there should be the bottom of the triceps tapering down to meet at the elbow joint. Could be just that he's lost weight over time (mostly just his youthful muscle mass) and it's flabby skin, but still looks pretty fucking weird.
Nice post man, you found a lot of stuff I didn't get. Yeah, the oldest pictures I've seen of him, he just looks skinny. He is exactly what you get when you start out average and then don't exercise, eat junk food all the time, and live a sedentary lifestyle for 12 or so years.
yikes, these limbs are, just like his arms, completely devoid of muscle mass. It makes sense because he doesn't use them. At all. I've also noticed that his glutes are atrophied too because he sits all day long every day; he wears baggy sweatpants to hide it usually, but you can see the way his sweats kind of 'drape' straight down from his big ol' waist. He is essentially a shorter version of Doctor Eggman.
So in summation, Phil has always been a skinnyfat liar, and he is proof that you become a formless blob when you don't take care of yourself physically in any way. He's honestly something that could be featured in a scientific paper, since he's essentially done the bare minimum in exercise for well over 10 years. Having people do that in the name of an experiment would be fucking unethical but Phil's so lazy, he's done it to himself. I should go talk to my old professors and see if I can get funding.
short edit to point out that it's poetry that Phil's physical body reflects his lifestyle perfectly: he's got the absolute bare minimum he needs to get by, and he makes zero effort to make even tiny adjustments that would serve him SO WELL in the future. Like @Son of Big Boss said, this dude is going to have some serious problems when he's older. He already walks like he's recovering from polio.
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The level of dedication in this forum gives me the will to live
Hungrymandinner
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Phil is like the real-life version of Sloth from the David Fincher's Seven. Except that he submitted himself to that existence voluntarily rather than being abducted by a psychopath. I'm thinking he'd score in the danger zone on the Braden scale for pressure ulcer development, especially once his diabetic neuropathy amps up.
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- 29 Sty 2018
In other words, El Crimson King was right all along.
Body like a potato and limbs without muscles and all sticks.
Yes, Dave is a lazily drawn cartoon character.
Body like a potato and limbs without muscles and all sticks.
Yes, Dave is a lazily drawn cartoon character.
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- 27 Lut 2018
Oh my gawd another mentally ill-informed detractor spreading misinformation again. You must have ADD if you don't remember that the numbers you see on screen aren't always the REAL number. So on paper it may look like Tevin made WAYYY more than DSP but it just Twitch hasn't updated yet to show the actual numbers. Now I can't tell you how much DSP actually made because that's personal info and none of your fucking business so I don't know why you're trying to start shit bringing it up but whatever. And knowing Tevin and how much of an attention whore he is with his fake ass view bots, most of those are probably fake troll tips anyways.
you know what he was doing? a feet dab. ya. not a clown btw
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I was skimming reviews of Ralph Breaks the Internet and came across a blurb about a new supporting hero character called Yesss. Yesss's job in the movie is to operate as the main hype and bullshit drama algorithm for popular viral video site BuzzzTube.
I'd love to get Phil's hot take on making a hero out of a booksmart bullshit process made by nerds that is systematically fucking him over on a daily basis and ruining his life.
I'd love to get Phil's hot take on making a hero out of a booksmart bullshit process made by nerds that is systematically fucking him over on a daily basis and ruining his life.
Cpt_Autismo
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You mean like Demon the demonetization goblin, that steals the few cents that Phil's videos make?
Or
Sal the sassy search algorithm that buries his videos under tons of detractors videos?
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
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I had had the idea of making a thread about Philip's appearance a while ago but didn't think it would be interesting. But @draculapenis has proven me wrong. His couch potato physique is pathetic. However it is also apparent from his movement how he was lying about ever being physically active. For example look at his t-pose, he cannot retract his scapula without elevating them (he has to shrug his shoulders instead of just rowing) this means the muscles in his upper back are incredibly weak. The picture of his lifting his legs up required him to lean back into his chair and see saw them into the air because he has no rectus abdominus strength. Philip struggled to lift the Xbox One box in his unboxing video and that thing wasn't even 10kg. The list goes on and on with this potato head looking pudgy oaf.
Sparkletor
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He did have to buy a hand cart to bring his gaming chair upstairs, so I doubt he can lift more than 50lbs.
Cpt_Autismo
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But that cart also came in handy when he went to pick up Kate's PC from the post office and now he probably uses it to bring in the shopping from the garage.
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KG is just about the biggest tub of shit I’ve ever seen when it comes to Phil’s fans. He’s an absolute cunt to newcomers to the forum (literally the only place he hangs out) and is constantly dogging people who have even slightly negative feelings towards the bullshit Phil does.
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Coming soon.
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