🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[RequiredName]

I think its clear that he's watching and waiting. So we need to bump this thread every single day at least once.

We might as well discuss him amongst ourselves, as he is petulant to fill in all the blanks.

So, what's a Steeler?

 

[klystron]

Hey I just had a thought. @RequiredName knew of @Cowlick's greatness and we all doubted him. Does that make @RequiredName some sort of prophet? At least he is the top disciple.

 

[RequiredName]

Hey I just had a thought. @RequiredName knew of @Cowlick's greatness and we all doubted him. Does that make @RequiredName some sort of prophet? At least he is the top disciple.

I am not great by any standards. I am simply a concerned netizen who dared to ask a question. If anything, Null is the one whose generous wisdom saw through what wasn't there and illuminated us.

 

[KingofManga420]

Hey I just had a thought. @RequiredName knew of @Cowlick's greatness and we all doubted him. Does that make @RequiredName some sort of prophet? At least he is the top disciple.

That's Null.

 

[Pikonic]

We might as well discuss him amongst ourselves, as he is petulant to fill in all the blanks.

So, what's a Steeler?

The Steelers are the name given to workers in a steel mill, notably in Pennsylvania where the steel industry was a big deal. The notoriety of the profession in that area is shown with the NFL team The Pittsburgh Steelers, which would be the modern day meaning.
The Pittsburgh Steelers have the largest fan base in the NFL and have the most Super Bowl victories (6) Their record this season is 6-3 and they play the New York Jets (1-6) tomorrow.

The sad thing is the only thing I had to look up about that was the Jets record.

Edit: Apologies to @Altissimo, the mistake has been fixed

Edit 2: I also forgot this Steelers fact: The Steelers played the fictional Gotham Rogues in the movie The Dark Knight.

 

[klystron]

I am not great by any standards. I am simply a concerned netizen who dared to ask a question. If anything, Null is the one whose generous wisdom saw through what wasn't there and illuminated us.

Truly sir your humility knows no bounds. Therefore, you cannot possibly be a disciple of the great one. I am deeply sorry for the thought.

 

[meatslab]

Finally got through this whole thread. This man is absolutely adorable! He reminds me of Dwight from The Office, especially with all the "Fact: blahblahblah" stuff in the beginning.

I never wrote they were pointless compared to mine. I wrote that they're pointless on they're own.

Sweetheart, you have a mistake. That one is supposed to be "their". Gotta make sure you remain the smartest person in the entire board.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

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Hey did you know we just deleted a guy's thread? He wants to be transformed into a sanitary napkin and owns like 1000s of them.
He convinced us to delete his thread.

 

[January Cyst]

The Church has returned.
Blessed be thy mouth, sacred be thy wit &/or superiority.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Teej... Funny story. I had no reason to talk about you while you were gone. Now that you're back... How awesome is this!?!?

 

[Billy_Sama]

I am so happy to witness Cowlick's intelligent strategy to remove this thread while giving us so much joy.
It is a win-win situation for all of us!

 

[Cowlick]

1] Meatslab, I will be the smartest person on the board in perpetuity.
2] ChurchOfGod... nobody on this board had any reason to post about me before I joined, & they did it anyway. Now, I joined, but only as the subject of a thread, telling (not asking) them to remove it.

 

[Hyperion]

telling (not asking) them to remove it.

Well chief how is that working out for you?

 

[RequiredName]

nobody on this board had any reason to post about me before I joined,

An entire Tumblr and several forums across the internet, mostly wrestling and pornography related, beg to differ. But of course, you'd realize that, because as an aspiring professional writer, you read things thoroughly and respond to them all so thoughtfully.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

1] Meatslab, I will be the largest assburger on the board in perpetuity.
2] ChurchOfGod... nobody on this board had any reason to post about me before I joined, & they did it anyway. (Autism Speaking)

Your previous exploits on different sites were reason enough.

 

[klystron]

@Cowlick, if we delete this thread will you continue to post on the board in other threads? We would love to hear your opinions on a certain taint piercing.

 

[CasualWhimsicott]

1] Meatslab, I will be the smartest person on the board in perpetuity.
2] ChurchOfGod... nobody on this board had any reason to post about me before I joined, & they did it anyway. Now, I joined, but only as the subject of a thread, telling (not asking) them to remove it.

If you're so smart then you should have realized that if you asked nicely they would have taken it down and if they didn't do that then you can throw a huge chimpfit in the thread.
Also this is a lolcow board. You are a lolcow. Therefore we have reasons to post about you.

 

[meatslab]

1] Meatslab, I will be the smartest person on the board in perpetuity.

Marry me pls.

 

[chiefshittingbull]

nobody is going to remove this thread no matter how much ass backward logic you use. quit beating the dead horse

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

1] Meatslab, I will be the smartest person on the board in perpetuity.
2] ChurchOfGod... nobody on this board had any reason to post about me before I joined, & they did it anyway. Now, I joined, but only as the subject of a thread, telling (not asking) them to remove it.

You can tell or you can ask... Either way, this thread will stay here for all time.