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- 7 Lut 2013
Please define/clarify what you mean & any consequence(s) that may come/happen from it.
🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
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- 31 Lip 2014
We dun goofed. Consequences will never be the same.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Because someone thought you were worth discussing. When they made this thread though, we all dismissed it, no one thought you were worth looking into
But then you came here and got us all interested.
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- 12 Lip 2014
Homophobia. See, homosexuality is a bad thing, so it's a valid and exceptionally witty insult. (I'm being sarcastic.)
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- 7 Lut 2014
h-he quoted mei don't know what the fuck that means but he quoted me
the only thing i understood was that you're a steelers fan which is p. cool, so am I!
Welcome to the Inner Circle. I'm not sure if that makes you a deacon or a prophet, but it does make you special in the eyes of the Church.
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- 27 Lip 2014
Well if there's no reason to end it, I guess we'll just have to leave it here, then. You've convinced me, at the very least.
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- 24 Cze 2014
It was all Waiting for Godot in here, but now it's gotten all Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead ("We could play at Questions") and I couldn't be happier.
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- 14 Lis 2012
Don't you understand? On the 5th night, the servants spoke to us and we had to make it to appease the software.
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- 3 Lut 2013
TJ, what's your favorite apple?
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- 20 Cze 2014
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- 18 Cze 2014
RequiredName 8: 5-13
When TJChurch had entered CWCkiForums, an administrator came to him, asking for help. "Church," he said, "your thread lies dormant and in terrible obscurity." TJ said to him, "I will go & bump it." The administrator replied, "Church, I do not deserve to have you come under my forum. But just post the word, and your thread will be bumped. For I myself am a man under authority, with Jerks under me. I tell this one, 'Go,' and he goes; and that one, 'Come,' and he comes. I say to my Jerkop, 'Do this,' and he does it." When TJ heard this, he was astonished and said to those following him, "I tell you the truth, I have not found anyone in Literotica with such great faith. I say to you that many will come from the east &/or the west, & will take their places at the feast with Null, Manga & Jon-Nyan in the kingdom of Church. But the subjects of the kingdom will be thrown outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping & posting of teeth." Then TJesus said to the administrator, "Go! It will be done just as you believed it would." And his thread was bumped at that very hour.
TJChurch has once again answered our prayers and rewarded his faithful and we shall continue to believe in him as he continues to believe in our lack of intelligence.
When TJChurch had entered CWCkiForums, an administrator came to him, asking for help. "Church," he said, "your thread lies dormant and in terrible obscurity." TJ said to him, "I will go & bump it." The administrator replied, "Church, I do not deserve to have you come under my forum. But just post the word, and your thread will be bumped. For I myself am a man under authority, with Jerks under me. I tell this one, 'Go,' and he goes; and that one, 'Come,' and he comes. I say to my Jerkop, 'Do this,' and he does it." When TJ heard this, he was astonished and said to those following him, "I tell you the truth, I have not found anyone in Literotica with such great faith. I say to you that many will come from the east &/or the west, & will take their places at the feast with Null, Manga & Jon-Nyan in the kingdom of Church. But the subjects of the kingdom will be thrown outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping & posting of teeth." Then TJesus said to the administrator, "Go! It will be done just as you believed it would." And his thread was bumped at that very hour.
TJChurch has once again answered our prayers and rewarded his faithful and we shall continue to believe in him as he continues to believe in our lack of intelligence.
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- 4 Kwi 2013
I never even saw this thread until you showed up. In fact not very many of us did.
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- 17 Cze 2014
I had watched in dismay as, with every passing day, this thread fell lower and lower in the rankings, well on it's way to fading into obscurity again. It seemed only the intervention of one truly powerful could revive it a second time. I became more and more despondent, with no relief from the whiny mopings of the histrionics, and the sjw's crawling out of the woodwork and screeching odd made up pronouns at us. Many others seemed despondent as well, reliving old traumas and relating things best only related in private. And then, late last night, finally a visitation from the heavens. Halleluia! Frabjous day! TJ's long awaited return put this thread back on top. All is well.
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- 2 Sty 2014
I COME BACK FROM THE INTERROGATION ROOM AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS WITH PROOF OF TJ CHURCH'S POWER.
As I mentioned before, I murdered my roommate with a whiskey bottle in the name of TJ Church, as none shall verbally assault the Great One, especially upon his prophesied return (I forget if this was the Fifth &/or Sixth Coming, but I digress). Anyway, as I also stated, the body had began to smell rather quickly, &, a short time later, I heard police sirens. I assume that one of my neighbors had heard my ritualistic shrieks as I attempted to dedicate the sacrifice to TJ; "I have yet to see anyone on this thread besides TJ that is near his equal!" "No one shall know the exact way or day that the almighty TJ shall take the thread down!" "There was never a reason for it to start, so none is needed for it to end!" & so on I shouted while wearing my ritualistic robes, emblazoned with the Symbol of Church (a giant ampersand). It was at this time that the cops busted down my front door.
After taking me away in handcuffs & bringing me to the police HQ, they left me alone in an interrogation room. I felt lost & hopeless; why would TJ abandon me like that when I had asked so sincerely for his help? I was devastated. I prayed & prayed.
The cops came back in, & began Rudely & Hoarsely questioning me. They asked why I did it. I had thought to make up a lie &/or something, but then I was hit by a moment of peace & clarity--I can only describe it as a feeling of enlightenment. I explained to them the Power & Glory of His Greatness, and how this was clearly a test of my belief in him. They seemed genuinely intrigued by the Word of Church. Fortunately, I had my cell phone in the front pocket of my robes, as they had forgotten to confiscate it before placing me in the interrogation room. Obviously, the image of the Great Church is my wallpaper. One of the officers reached into my pocket & unlocked the phone, revealing his visage to all. Then this happened:
I then merrily waltzed out of the police station, & had to come share the gospel with all of the other Followers of Church.
As I mentioned before, I murdered my roommate with a whiskey bottle in the name of TJ Church, as none shall verbally assault the Great One, especially upon his prophesied return (I forget if this was the Fifth &/or Sixth Coming, but I digress). Anyway, as I also stated, the body had began to smell rather quickly, &, a short time later, I heard police sirens. I assume that one of my neighbors had heard my ritualistic shrieks as I attempted to dedicate the sacrifice to TJ; "I have yet to see anyone on this thread besides TJ that is near his equal!" "No one shall know the exact way or day that the almighty TJ shall take the thread down!" "There was never a reason for it to start, so none is needed for it to end!" & so on I shouted while wearing my ritualistic robes, emblazoned with the Symbol of Church (a giant ampersand). It was at this time that the cops busted down my front door.
After taking me away in handcuffs & bringing me to the police HQ, they left me alone in an interrogation room. I felt lost & hopeless; why would TJ abandon me like that when I had asked so sincerely for his help? I was devastated. I prayed & prayed.
The cops came back in, & began Rudely & Hoarsely questioning me. They asked why I did it. I had thought to make up a lie &/or something, but then I was hit by a moment of peace & clarity--I can only describe it as a feeling of enlightenment. I explained to them the Power & Glory of His Greatness, and how this was clearly a test of my belief in him. They seemed genuinely intrigued by the Word of Church. Fortunately, I had my cell phone in the front pocket of my robes, as they had forgotten to confiscate it before placing me in the interrogation room. Obviously, the image of the Great Church is my wallpaper. One of the officers reached into my pocket & unlocked the phone, revealing his visage to all. Then this happened:
I then merrily waltzed out of the police station, & had to come share the gospel with all of the other Followers of Church.
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- 12 Lip 2014
Oh, gee, he made his blog private. Do you suppose this must be what he meant by having "millions" of blogs? Because he has to keep abandoning them when he attracts attention from his negative behavior? Like his Twitter account, this is simply one more way in which he's cut himself off from his only readership, just as Christian Weston Chandler did when he stopped making his comics.
I think it's intriguing the way he abstains from his blog, which he has control over, yet continues to participate on forums where he has no control and his banning or delegation to obscurity is inevitable. Not here, though. Here he's notorious/infamous/known-for-his-miracles.
I think it's intriguing the way he abstains from his blog, which he has control over, yet continues to participate on forums where he has no control and his banning or delegation to obscurity is inevitable. Not here, though. Here he's notorious/infamous/known-for-his-miracles.
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- 19 Cze 2014
You guys there are not 49 states.
Also, he lives! I am deeply ashamed I missed it last night. At the time Church was in session I was on the bike pedalling away my excess fat so I can pick up as many girls as TJ does.
Also, he lives! I am deeply ashamed I missed it last night. At the time Church was in session I was on the bike pedalling away my excess fat so I can pick up as many girls as TJ does.
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- 31 Lip 2014
I think its clear that he's watching and waiting. So we need to bump this thread every single day at least once.