Containment What If?

[Cid Highwind]

What if Chris wasn't really Chris?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris wasn't really Chris?

... and that he was in fact a fat drunk British actor called Trevor Slattery? I'd be for that.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris wasn't really Chris?

Then we've been laughing at the wrong person for six years!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a playable character in Mortal Kombat?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a playable character in 'Mortal Kombat'?

POOTALITY!

 

[Apocalypso]

POOTALITY!

Don't you mean... POOPALITY!

 

[CWCissey]

Don't you mean... POOPALITY!

Either or.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

What if Chris was a playable character in 'Mortal Kombat'?

Then you could beat up autism.

 

[Rogowski]

What if Chris bleached his butthole?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris bleached his butthole?

He'd do it himself and use Domestos.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris bleached his butthole?

CLEAN, CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What if Chris bleached his butthole?

I would assume maybe his taint piercing would be a bit cleaner?

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Chris now had the power to turn invisible?

 

[janeytheweeb]

what if chris watched lucky star?

 

[Abethedemon]

what if chris watched lucky star?

He would either use it to prove he was STRAIGHT or include it in his comics or both.

 

[janeytheweeb]

He would either use it to prove he was STRAIGHT or include it in his comics or both.

oh god, lucky star rosechus would be terrifying

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris now had the power to turn invisible?

You would still be able to smell him.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

oh god, lucky star rosechus would be terrifying

Iz-chu-mi Son-ata

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris went to the Jerry Falwell founded Liberty University just down Highway 29 from Ruckersville? It's not very selective but it has very strict rules

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/11/1090946/-Liberty-University-s-The-Liberty-Way-exposed

 

[Damocles_Sword]

What if Chris encountered Trevor Phillips?