Twitter It's over (?) - Jace Finds Jesus

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WachtAmWeb powiedział(a):
Just imagine it.
@DeagleDad420 officiating, having to speak up over the racket of Jace and Tyce bickering, and over the noise generated by his unruly children being smacked by his bitching hot Laotian wife; @FramerGirl420 seducing Rob; Gail weeping into her handkerchief; a solid mass of /k/ommandos and Forumers, respectively waving Mosin-Nagants and scribbling every detail down for no-shit-is-too-minor analysis later; Team Gamerfood agents wandering the church, muttering Nasheeds; Feminazis and Tumblr-CIS-Scummies making a fuss about gender roles; Pastor Faggot picketing the church from the outside, screeching about hellfire and damnation; Kyle slumped in a corner, high as a kite while Zebulon sleeps on his lap; Deagle Nation War Library filming the whole thing for posterity; Soap the Parkour Wolf playing happily with @Hunger Mythos and various other canines; Tyce's dad occasionally interjecting with a loud "YOU GUIZE ARE FAYGITS!!", and, to cap it all, Eli, returned from the Promised Land... playing Runescape on his phone.
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I got to do some major weening so I can be in the divorce summary.

Time to write a well thought out PM to Jace.
 
drtoboggan powiedział(a):
I was raised Roman Catholic here in the US (the South no less), and I've never heard of a priest ever being called a "pastor," it's always "Father (insert name here)." If he is RC for true, he's the only damn one I know to call a priest that.
I always figured he went to a fringe Protestant church and just claimed to be Catholic, since I haven't heard squat about sacraments. Catholics have seven, Jace would have received four by now.
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Thanks for the clarification. Internet research on the customs of foreign countries can only get one so far, and as someone who was raised RC myself, the whole 'Pastor' thing threw me for a loop.

Germanicus powiedział(a):
Good point. Also, catholics aren't usually as fanatical as Gail seems to be. She sounds more like one of those redneck Baptists.
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Fortunately for the modern world, Roman Catholicism went through its fanatical phase centuries ago, with the Crusades, the Inquisition, etc. Though I have to admit, Jace imagining himself as Sir Jack of Stryer, Knight of the Battlefield, Command of the Most High and Exalted Order of The Deagle, defending Christendom from the threat of Islam is one very funny mental image.
 
WachtAmWeb powiedział(a):
Just imagine it.
@DeagleDad420 officiating, having to speak up over the racket of Jace and Tyce bickering, and over the noise generated by his unruly children being smacked by his bitching hot Laotian wife; @FramerGirl420 seducing Rob; Gail weeping into her handkerchief; a solid mass of /k/ommandos and Forumers, respectively waving Mosin-Nagants and scribbling every detail down for no-shit-is-too-minor analysis later; Team Gamerfood agents wandering the church, muttering Nasheeds; Feminazis and Tumblr-CIS-Scummies making a fuss about gender roles; Pastor Faggot picketing the church from the outside, screeching about hellfire and damnation; Kyle slumped in a corner, high as a kite while Zebulon sleeps on his lap; Deagle Nation War Library filming the whole thing for posterity; Soap the Parkour Wolf playing happily with @Hunger Mythos and various other canines; Tyce's dad occasionally interjecting with a loud "YOU GUIZE ARE FAYGITS!!", and, to cap it all, Eli, returned from the Promised Land... playing Runescape on his phone.
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Considering how Kyle puts poor Zebulon on a "vegan diet", I think he'd be a little more than just sleeping.
 
WachtAmWeb powiedział(a):
Just imagine it.
@DeagleDad420 officiating, having to speak up over the racket of Jace and Tyce bickering, and over the noise generated by his unruly children being smacked by his bitching hot Laotian wife; @FramerGirl420 seducing Rob; Gail weeping into her handkerchief; a solid mass of /k/ommandos and Forumers, respectively waving Mosin-Nagants and scribbling every detail down for no-shit-is-too-minor analysis later; Team Gamerfood agents wandering the church, muttering Nasheeds; Feminazis and Tumblr-CIS-Scummies making a fuss about gender roles; Pastor Faggot picketing the church from the outside, screeching about hellfire and damnation; Kyle slumped in a corner, high as a kite while Zebulon sleeps on his lap; Deagle Nation War Library filming the whole thing for posterity; Soap the Parkour Wolf playing happily with @Hunger Mythos and various other canines; Tyce's dad occasionally interjecting with a loud "YOU GUIZE ARE FAYGITS!!", and, to cap it all, Eli, returned from the Promised Land... playing Runescape on his phone.
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I have to say, its a good thing that Jace has that Catholic build going. With the new pope being down with da homos, he and Tyce can get married with no serious problems!
 
It would probably turn out that Kyle is a certified priest. The wedding would have to be livestreamed complete with promos by CIADude420, and Jace would demand FlyAwayNow be the best man even when he flat out refuses.
 
The Mass Debater powiedział(a):
It would probably turn out that Kyle is a certified priest. The wedding would have to be livestreamed complete with promos by CIADude420, and Jace would demand FlyAwayNow be the best man even when he flat out refuses.
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I'm not allowed in any houses of God, so there's my excuse.
 
The Mass Debater powiedział(a):
It would probably turn out that Kyle is a certified priest. The wedding would have to be livestreamed complete with promos by CIADude420, and Jace would demand FlyAwayNow be the best man even when he flat out refuses.
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And when Kyle asks if anyone objects, Tyce's dad flies in the room screaming "YEAH I FUCKIN REJECT YA SPASTIC FAG!"
 
Well so much for "no internet", looks like Jace is on YouTube, presumably on his phone. I don't think he'll be gone for long.
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austinweiss13 powiedział(a):
Well so much for "no internet", looks like Jace is on YouTube, presumably on his phone. I don't think he'll be gone for long.
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Well judging by the message, it looks to be an automated one due to linking Youtube to his twitter.

I think hes trying to lay low, although for what reasons can only be pure speculation.
 
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