🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[CWCissey]

Finally got around to watching this and

I know Kate Bush isn't dead — but I hope her ethereal witchy lady spirit haunts this autist for years for daring to do this song so dirty.

There are only three reasons to do that song.

1. You're actually Kate Bush
2. You're actually good.
3. It would be funny (I've seen a burly black guy sing this and it was entertaining as fuck)

Neither of these pre-requisites were met.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Finally got around to watching this and

I know Kate Bush isn't dead — but I hope her ethereal witchy lady spirit haunts this autist for years for daring to do this song so dirty.

Wait.

Lagoona butchered a Kate Bush song.

Chris Chain butchered a Stan Bush song.

The similarities just keep stacking up, don't they?

 

[Fareal]

There are only three reasons to do that song.

1. You're actually Kate Bush
2. You're actually good.
3. It would be funny (I've seen a burly black guy sing this and it was entertaining as fuck)

Neither of these pre-requisites were met.

4. You are China Drum.

(I am fairly certain you will get this reference.)

 

[CWCissey]

4. You are China Drum.

(I am fairly certain you will get this reference.)

That falls under number 2. That cover was ace!

 

[Tanner Glass]

I imagine she has, but it was purely business.

"I already shipped it out, please stop messaging me about personal things."
"No, I won't send you a picture of my fiancee's penis."

 

[thebonesauce]

"I already shipped it out, please stop messaging me about personal things."
"No, I won't send you a picture of my fiancee's penis."

“No, I don’t give a shit that you made a cake with his face on it for his birthday. You’re making me very uncomfortable...”
“Wait, what are you linking me to? What is a, “fapfic,” and why do you want me to... Oh dear God-“

 

[TL 611]

ontron's fiance has an Etsy store where Harriet has ordered a few trinkets. I'm guessing that she probably likes to look at them while she masturbates. Someone should probably tell her that buying things from his fiance's online store doesn't make them "friends."

Harriet specifically commissioned her piece, so she would have spoken to her about it before. I didn't grab screenshots but on her twitter she mentions talking to JonTron's girlfriend Charlotte, and it looks like she replies to Lagoona quite regularly.

Spoiler

The horse stuff I think is about her mum, who broke her back horseriding last year, and recently started riding again.

I think Jontron must have a lot of weird fans like that and she's used to it or something.

Found this review on Etsy:

But there's not much on her Etsy account as far as I can tell. Join date May 2018, which leads me to believe she made this Etsy account specifically to talk to Jontron's Girlfriend.

 

[thebonesauce]

@LagoonaBlue
When you do inevitably come back...

Do you not see how fucking weird and unnerving it is to contact the significant others of people you’re a fan of? I mean, can you blame people for being uneasy with you?

 

[CWCissey]

@LagoonaBlue
When you do inevitably come back...

Do you not see how fucking weird and unnerving it is to contact the significant others of people you’re a fan of? I mean, can you blame people for being uneasy with you?

And after she complained when Billy contacted her boyfriends.

 

[Okkervils]

Wait.

Lagoona butchered a Kate Bush song.

Chris Chain butchered a Stan Bush song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=93WmaXqvRVQ
The similarities just keep stacking up, don't they?

I'm kicking myself over the fact that I can't find it, but Chris actually did a modified cover of Wuthering Heights for Ivy.

Edit: found it.

 

[Rubberchickenchu]

I wonder if Labelle tried to contact her recently
"For each AM thread poster dox you give me, I'll make a JonTron coloring book for you"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I'm kicking myself over the fact that I can't find it, but Chris actually did a modified cover of Wuthering Heights for Ivy.

Edit: found it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LGzk-JTqXcM

Harriet Louise Chandler just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? If not, we can just call refer to her by the name that was gifted to her by her surrogate father:

Spoiler

Crystal.

 

[Desire Lines]

I'm kicking myself over the fact that I can't find it, but Chris actually did a modified cover of Wuthering Heights for Ivy.

Edit: found it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LGzk-JTqXcM

i am so sorry
I PRESENT TO YOU
THE :horrifying: HARRIET/CHRIS DUET
ENJOY
https://rave.dj/9sFXOyQTgRJqOg

 

[CWCissey]

i am so sorry
I PRESENT TO YOU
THE :horrifying: HARRIET/CHRIS DUET
ENJOY
https://rave.dj/9sFXOyQTgRJqOg

You're a sick fuck. You know that?

I feel a palate cleanser is needed.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

She definitely has that CWC on-camera demeanour, I can see why her parents would compare her to him, she has that sort of slow befuddled speech and barely moves her face when she talks.

Even worse is that I now know that she's Scottish but she doesn't type in a Scottish accent like Scottish Twitter, and that's the most disappointing thing of all.

I'm personally sad she sounds nothing like this:

Despite her "special" status, I really wasn't expecting her to have zero affect & that slow CWC-cadence. The "Wuthering Heights" video is the most expressive we've seen her on camera.

Don't mind me, I'm just killing time until Harriet's inevitable return. What do you guys think, did she get kicked out?

i am so sorry
I PRESENT TO YOU
THE :horrifying: HARRIET/CHRIS DUET
ENJOY
https://rave.dj/9sFXOyQTgRJqOg

That guy waving his arms in the front row fucking kills me every time.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm personally sad she sounds nothing like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nSFbXuE-EYAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=LLvAGwIJzvsDespite her "special" status, I really wasn't expecting her to have zero affect & that slow CWC-cadence. The "Wuthering Heights" video is the most expressive we've seen her on camera.

Don't mind me, I'm just killing time until Harriet's inevitable return. What do you guys think, did she get kicked out?

I'm more disappointed she doesn't sound like Rab C Nesbitt.

And nah, I think Da called her a fockin' divvy bastard and mammy cried a little, but Goons isn't on the streets.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

She's hiding out on Tumblr, it seems.

 

[Melkor]

Welp, finally got caught up.

All I can say is, I have zero sympathy.

 

[PrincessHomura]

She's hiding out on Tumblr, it seems.
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I wonder how she explained to JonTron's fiancée about how she was on this site for 4 years herself making fun of autistic people to convince herself she was better than them, and that's largely why her thread now exists.