🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

So there's a very spergy YT from when she was like 14: https://www.youtube.com/user/HurryHarryNoE/videos

She is moderator of a group on Facebook called 'Fielding Wifeys' (Noel Fielding is an actor/TV guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Fielding): https://www.facebook.com/groups/142941905772457/ She posted a bunch of weird stuff like making paper dolls of him & shit like that.
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But she had a massive sperg out when her Twitter (different Twitter) got blocked by Noel for being super-creepy (archive).
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Here's the original post.

Well Goons said it, so pinch of salt is in effect

Truth. But it definitely wouldn't surprise me to learn that she's the sort of girl who only cozies up to other women if she's attracted to their significant others.

 

[Dickxon]

So there's a very spergy YT from when she was like 14: https://www.youtube.com/user/HurryHarryNoE/videos

I'm surprised she wasn't invited to Channel Awesome back then.
Edit: You know what, this fucking spergette needs a friend, and it shouldn't be Autphag. I'm going in, I'll either fix her or perish, call the Mossad if I'm not back by tomorrow. :autism:

 

[Meowthkip]

whoever is sending these anonymous asks: you're doing god's work
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... Does she know about the fapfic?

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

... Does she know about the fapfic?

Maybe she could make the fiance a Jontron shaped cake for her birthday
You know, to show the depths of their friendship

 

[SJ 485]

... Does she know about the fapfic?

I think this is some sort of autistic 4D chess move to make her think that stuff was invented by trolls, but maybe I'm reading too deep into this. Why would she go telling tales to Jon's fiancée that people were "hounding" her otherwise? I think Harriet is the only person contacting Jon's fiancée about any of this lol.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Maybe she could make the fiance a Jontron shaped cake for her birthday
You know, to show the depths of their friendship

How much do you want to bet that she hasn't actually eaten it? I imagine that she just has it rotting away in the Jon shrine she has in her closet.

 

[OG 666]

whoever is sending these anonymous asks: you're doing god's work
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lol, she's so full of shit.

Jontron's fiance has an Etsy store where Harriet has ordered a few trinkets. I'm guessing that she probably likes to look at them while she masturbates. Someone should probably tell her that buying things from his fiance's online store doesn't make them "friends."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think this is some sort of autistic 4D chess move to make her think that stuff was invented by trolls, but maybe I'm reading too deep into this. Why would she go telling tales to Jon's fiancée that people were "hounding" her otherwise? I think Harriet is the only person contacting Jon's fiancée about any of this lol.

A lolcow who invents tales of harassment to deflect criticism and gain pity points. Am I talking about Lagoona or Labelle?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

A lolcow who invents tales of harassment to deflect criticism and gain pity points. Am I talking about Lagoona or Labelle?

"AT LEAST I'M STILL BETTER THAN CHRIS CHAN!!!"

- LagoonaBlue

 

[CWCissey]

How much do you want to bet that she hasn't actually eaten it? I imagine that she just has it rotting away in the Jon shrine she has in her closet.

I'm sure the caption said Goons had kept a slice.

 

[Skullshatterer]

I actually doubt she ever talked with Jontrons fiance

 

[CWCissey]

I actually doubt she ever talked with Jontrons fiance

I imagine she has, but it was purely business.

 

[BE 911]

A lolcow who invents tales of harassment to deflect criticism and gain pity points. Am I talking about Lagoona or Labelle?

I mean at this point she has spent so much time obsessing over Labelle doxing her and the AM thread in general that it's not surprising she is starting to become like Labelle. For now it's only reusing the good old victim narrative that Labelle has abused for years. Let's hope she doesn't go a step further in the transformation and actually create a webcomic as a result. And seeing she actually wrote erotic stuff with Jontron in it, I would dare say anything can happen at this point.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I'm sure the caption said Goons had kept a slice.

Specifically his mouth. You can guess why.

 

[CWCissey]

Let's hope she doesn't go a step further in the transformation and actually create a webcomic as a result

No.

Let's hope she DOES!

Ah need muh Haggispoonds!

 

[redbarchetta]

JonTron's girlfriend has sold four things ever on etsy and this is 1 of 2 reviews so it was pretty easy to find their "chat log" lol.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

No.

Let's hope she DOES!

Ah need muh Haggispoonds!

If she makes a webcomic and it somehow takes off in popularity you know what'll happen, right? It'll be featured here and after three more years an even bigger halal will pop up, who will in turn do the same until yet another sperg reveals themselves. Rinse and repeat until the heat death of the universe.

 

[CWCissey]

If she makes a webcomic and it somehow takes off in popularity you know what'll happen, right? It'll be featured here and after three more years an even bigger halal will pop up, who will in turn do the same until yet another sperg reveals themselves. Rinse and repeat until the heat death of the universe.

An Ouroboros of idiocy

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

An Ouroboros of idiocy

Sounds like an early 90s point n'click adventure game.

 

[Umaibae]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiVD9aaGM2A

Finally got around to watching this and

I know Kate Bush isn't dead — but I hope her ethereal witchy lady spirit haunts this autist for years for daring to do this song so dirty.