🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Lithos]

So, I've caught up and changed my mind. It actually is this bad.

At least she's not in a position where it would compromise a career or anything.

Still, the level of hypocrisy is apalling.

Everything I saw her accuse Labelle to do, she also did, like contacting someone's mother.

She has all the autistic troon behaviors.

Some tweets are directly contradicting each other, like when she doesn't want to be treated like a special needs, but then sics her mother to her lecturer.

Her autistic obssession with the subject of her obssession is waaay too extreme for an adult.

She's completely unhinged.

Her only grace is that her nudes don't actually show anything - at least she 1/4 of a drop of self respect.

Still doesn't warrant kiling yourself but yeah the shame is warranted.

As for the Assigned Male thread...

Lagoona's posts always struck me as weird and off topic. Also the avatars. But I didn't want to be the kind of autist that picks a fight with another autist being autistic, so I just scratched it up to someone being exceptional. But what a pile of gold we were sitting on.

Almost makes me feel sympathetic towards Guillaume. Almost.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's letters to his spouse were equally, shall we say, 'uncompromising'.

Along with those letters to his cousin, he also wrote a piece with a title in German that translates to 'Lick my arsehole nice and clean' for public consumption.

*edit* Oh wait, it's now felt someone else COMPOSED that song, but Mozart re-wrote the lyrics to make it awesome.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mir_den_Arsch_fein_recht_schön_sauber

He also wrote a shorter piece called simply 'Kiss my Ass' .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology

Amadeus was a legendary proto-troll

 

[PT 404]

I'll do my best not to reveal my power level, but Harriet's behaviour, appearance, backstory, demeanour and just about everything else remind me of a girl from my secondary school who clearly had mental health problems (and that's putting it mildly) but who somehow managed to remain in mainstream education without being shunted off to a special needs school, or even the notorious 'room in the basement' where all the slow learners were cooped up - real Sling Blade stuff that, "they didn't want me up there in the house with the rest of 'em", or Chris being shunted off to this inner spergtum with his toys while Bob and Barb try to lead a reasonably peaceful existence downstairs.

Anyway, this girl (who we'll call Tanya) had so many similarities to Harriet it's uncanny, looking back. Making lists of celebrities and pop stars she wanted to shag, obsessing over certain bands and TV shows, bedroom full of creepy dolls, looked way older than her years (even as a fifteen year old in school uniform she looked at least thirty-five), the TRUE AND HONEST content of her stunted, rambling conversation (revealing she ate lard sandwiches for her breakfast was a particularly bad move as people took the piss out of her for months over that), the hypersexuality (always going after lads who were so far out of her league they may as well have been Hollywood A-list celebrities, and telling them charming things like 'when I think about you it makes my gusset wet'), the awful art work, the self-delusional ego (she joined all the after-school art, drama, poetry etc groups and failed to reveal a single jot of ability in any of them, despite bragging about her 'hidden talents' all the time), the 'bad girl' posturing (pretending to be stoned / drunk / strung out or whatever just to get attention), the bullshit stories of parental abuse (she told me on one occasion that she'd been self-harming since she was ten, then rolled up her sleeve to reveal some cat scratches)...

Since I wasn't exactly Mr Popularity myself (being fat with big glasses and shit hair - some things haven't changed) I took pity on her because she just seemed to be this goofy fat girl who didn't have many friends and was being unfairly ostracised. I found out the hard way that there was a reason for that. To cut a long story short, she ended up stalking me, hand-delivering letters and doodles to my front door on an almost daily basis, hanging around my house and phoning me every night. I told her to knock it off because it was fucking embarrassing to say the least, but you know how it is with autists. You might as well be talking to a brick wall. Eventually I had to employ the services of a solicitor which cost plenty but it did the trick and forced her lazy-arsed parents to actually do some parenting and keep her the fuck away from me.

I hadn't planned to go into this much detail but she really was a fucking nightmare of a person who I foolishly thought was some kind of one-off cruel mistake of God, but back then I obviously knew jack shit about autism or neurological disorders. This whole story has demonstrated to me the depressing truth about so many autists - for all their sperging about being unique and special little snowflakes who should be handled with kid gloves, the vast majority of them are utterly predictable and depressingly similar.

Thanks for reading.

I would like to know more details about this person you knew that you refer to as Tanya.

Don't spare anything.

 

[wes]

Adult coloring books can be enjoyable but I can't help but see this as yet another link between her and Chris.

Define "adult"

Spoiler

EDIT:
Old Tumblr URL was "electricalteapot."

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I've seen autists become normal, it's decided at 21 or below, past 21 you're either a troon or you're not, but you can't change.

Again, the only thing that kept me from trying to talk to her myself was the fact that she'd been on the farms for three years and her shit behavior could be traced back even farther than that. She has had plenty of time to get her shit together, and I'm not talking about her stupid hobbies and obsessions. There have been plenty of users on this site that manage to avoid having their own thread by virtue of just being pleasant people. I haven't seen so much as one positive thing said about her prior to all this and even keeping in mind all of the personal accounts from the white knights who've chimed in, she still comes off as an obnoxious sperg who could at best be tolerated.

At this point the only bit of advise I can think to offer her is this: in the paraphrased words of the laziest man in professional wrestling, "Hit the shower, lose some weight, get a clue"

 

[NG 070]

Almost makes me feel sympathetic towards Guillaume. Almost.

Yep. After reading through close to 40 pages of this thread, I wouldn't blame Labelle at all if she's enjoying the pure schadenfreude of all of this. She's still a reprehensible person, but I think she kinda deserves to enjoy this dunking of one of her detractors. Just this once.

 

[Meowthkip]

People who post erotic fanfic involving British politicians should be forced to fight beasts in the arena for the amusement of the mob until the beasts win.

The David Cameron/Nick Clegg slash was a weird phenomenon on Tumblr back in 2010. It was practically a meme. Most of it was shitposting, but then there were a few that got a little too invested in it.

 

[Catetive]

Jesus Christ, this thread was truly a wild ride. I can't decide if the Rick body pillow or the Jontron/Furry boipucci OC fanfic was my favourite part.
I really hope that nobody actually feels genuine sympathy for this cow. She has an 8000 post long history doing the exact same shit we're doing here today, yet when it's turned around on her suddenly "Oh this was old cringey stuff from when I was younger! Nobody here knows me IRL so wtf! You're all ableist! Oh and by the way I HAVE AUTISM and my dad beats me daily PLEASE DON'T BULLY!!! also internet police are being called " It's just pathetic. I think this is why Halals are the best kind of threads, it's just so deliciously ironic that you can enjoy it on a few different levels.

I'll do my best not to reveal my power level

Any time I read this wonderful statement I buckle up for powerlevel bullshit that nobody gives a rat's ass about.

 

[thebonesauce]

Coming up on 24 hours of inactivity!

Do we want to place bets on how long it’ll take before she comes back? I’d say she won’t make 48 hours.

 

[AnOminous]

Do we want to place bets on how long it’ll take before she comes back? I’d say she won’t make 48 hours.

She might have crashed into slumber after sperging more or less 36 hours straight.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

IMO you shouldn’t be able to get threadbanned from your own thread, it’s like getting kicked out of your own birthday party.

Eh but if they're here kicking up a fuss then you just get a bunch of tryhards arguing with them for 100 pages. It's not very funny.

Also fuck @LagoonaBlue and fuck anyone who wants her returned to this thread, she has literally nothing of value to add that we can't sift through her social media and post ourselves.

I think a compromise might be best. I agree that cows do tend to shit up their own threads, however I think that a cow should have an outlet to respond, and an area for kiwis to ask questions or NOTICE ME SENPAI would be useful. As such I think it would make sense to create a designated shitting thread alongside the main thread for cows and kiwis to discuss in or more likely act like speds and capslock at each but whatever

God fuck everybody

When I first saw the thread popping up, I didn't think it'd explode like it did. I'm not going to lecture on commenting on your own halal thread; some cows can sort of dovetail themselves into fitting in, although it's rare. But then the nudes and fanfic came out. I found it yuck, but I'm an internet vet and seen the worst of the worst of female fap fantasies. It was easily brushed off. I felt bad for lagoona though, I remember her in the AM thread I used to frequent. Something something Labill going after her with a knife and talking with her boyfriend, I don't know, I was there to be angry at Labill, but somehow, the thread didn't do it for me anymore.

Anyway, I disgress. I felt bad for Lagoona. Like God forbid a woman who isn't an 9 or a 10 have an open sexuality. The bloodthirstiness of the first posters going after her nudes made me cringe, like I was watching someone stupid enough to stick their hand in an industrial fan then scream while his finger gets chopped off and blood leaks everywhere. Only instead of sticking a finger into a machine it's someone stupid enough to stick their nudes on the internet where men are savage evil things, then watch them scream in horror when they have a thread ridiculing them.

I hope people learn from this thread. Don't put nudes online, for anybody. Very likely it's someone out to manipulate you. In fact, don't put any pictures online at all if you can help it. No holiday pics, no wedding photos, nothing of graduation, or a formal or prom or anything. Keep them to yourselves, because the internet WILL eat you.

That said though, the more I read the more I got disappointed in Lagoona. It's a shit thing to do to lie about one's own father abusing you. It hits a sore spot, it also hit a sore spot that she's been actively trying to rile him up. Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

Dads don't tell their daughters not to do that sort of thing because they're fuddy duddies or big bad religious nasties, they do it to protect their daughters from THIS. From getting threads like this. Rebelling and riling your parents up isn't worth it. If Lagoona does anything, (I doubt she's listen but hey worth a shot) forget kiwi farms and damage controlling this thread, forget making up with online people, forget the internet, try reaching out to your Dad instead, because the truth is family is really all there is you can trust.

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

And to anybody who's whinging "oh noes her face so uglies, it makes me barf" I say, good, I hope you throw your guts out.

I don't think you're treating her like she has agency; you talk about her being manipulated, but these were two way transactions of attention. She's not just some lost special needs child. She did some embarrassing and funny shit, and it has made for a very funny thread. Now she could take responsibility for this and move past it, and people would razz her from time to time but whatever --being a cringy teenager is not the end of the world-- however, she has instead decided to double down on the cringe, and was not just a cringy teenager, but is now also a cringy adult.
Honestly I think you are either missing the forest for the trees, or projecting some kind of personal issues here.

Real talk though, uggo pegasister detected when do we find your Jacksepticeye theme tumblr?

 

[GS 281]

I'm a bit surprised that, aside from a few people making vague, broad references, we're five pages in and there has been very little mention of her weird history with @Autphag. That thread has been dead for months and it was a cultcow thread prior to that, so I'm sure many people are unaware of it or deliberately avoided it.

I would attempt to fill the uninitiated in, but I'm not really the best person to attempt to summarize things since I wasn't there from the start of it, I always lacked context and it never made any sense to me. But for a long time @LagoonaBlue was repeatedly begging autphag to add her on skype and he was brushing her off. Then she would turn around and claim autphag was bullying and harassing her and a bunch of sympathetic kiwis would implore autphag to "leave her alone," even though she was persistently initiating contact with him and most of the time he seemed to want nothing to do with her.

It was some weird shit and confused me when I was a new member as it seemed to be the kind of behaviour that otherwise attracted widespread ridicule here.

If anyone is really interested in digging up more stuff on her, that's an obvious place to start.

Yea, I will copypaste what I said in Supporters about this...

 

[Big Nasty]

When it comes to men, The Goon seems to prefer

1. Fat blokes
2. Guys who look like Mr. Bean.

 

[ComputerWife]

When it comes to men, The Goon seems the prefer

1. Fat blokes
2. Guys who look like Mr. Bean.

3. Fellow Cows

 

[Erica]

Her behavior to me is indicative of anxiety, which can be a symptom of autism as well as a disorder on its own.

This observation isn’t to excuse her behavior, but I believe it does explain why she is PMing people who she perceives to hate her, as well as some other behaviors, but I won’t be an armchair psychologist for too long.

 

[tofu dog]

I think a compromise might be best. I agree that cows do tend to shit up their own threads, however I think that a cow should have an outlet to respond, and an area for kiwis to ask questions or NOTICE ME SENPAI would be useful. As such I think it would make sense to create a designated shitting thread alongside the main thread for cows and kiwis to discuss in or more likely act like speds and capslock at each but whatever

She has her own wall and statuses to do this on, to be fair

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Yea, I will copypaste what I said in Supporters about this...

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I'd watch it.

 

[araiguma]

She said Autphag may 'probably' shower for her...but would she shower for him?
Either way, I hate it

 

[J A N D E K]

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Suggested titles for the sex tape:

Goon vs The Troon: Talk Dirty to Me.
Pegasister Pegs Her Mister
My Little Troony: Friendship is Tragic

 

[AbraCadaver]

I’m frankly shocked she hasn’t shown up here under a new handle as a “concerned friend,” then outing herself almost instantly. I really thought we’d be there by now.