🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[The Un-Clit]

You're an absolute legend, mate.

Seriously tho, that is not repeat NOT fap-to-able. I mean boob-meat is always nice, but then that face! Instant chub-wilt. Not that she's hideous or anything, 4.5/10 but that expression....trying to fap while she's looking at me like I owe her something.....no.

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously tho, that is not repeat NOT fap-to-able. I mean boob-meat is always nice, but then that face! Instant chub-wilt. Not that she's hideous or anything, 4.5/10 but that expression....trying to fap while she's looking at me like I owe her something.....no.

Just put the Rainbow Dash panties over her head.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I've had about a night of rest to mull this over and an hour or so to catch back up with all the important details we've covered so far in this thread.

So yea, I have a little bit of a tale to tell. I came into this thread curious and like many others, a little sympathetic. I was one of the mods a few weeks back that told Lagoona that she probably wasn't threadworthy. When talking to me every so often she wasn't terrible and I'm a big softie who wants to be amicable and friendly towards just about anybody. Just about, but there are some that eventually go and ruin it

I hadn't known about the entire story. I felt bad for her because of the Sophie Labelle nonsense she had to go through, but did understand she was catching a lot of heat for sperging out and earning threadbans in that thread for getting A-Loggy. I believe I've told he to not do anything regrettable and calm down before posting about people that obviously get her worked up.

I hadn't seen the parts where she went after CWC enough to get blocked and then whined about it. That's one of the bigger areas of concern, just don't obsessively attempt to contact Chris-Chan. She should know this much considering what she told other people about replying to cows like @Michael J Hirtes. I did know she got into some argument with twitter whiteknights and she suggested a CC Whiteknight General thread, and I said we probably already had one laying around somewhere and she could go search it and post in it if she wanted to. I didn't quite catch any red flags here, but in hindsight it is a little off, when considering everything else.

I also knew about the Jontron fangirl stuff and the falling out with the other JonTron sperg, but had been told that they made up. She told me to look into this person to see if they were funny enough to be mentioned on here in the random tumblr posts thread or something. I poked around some links she sent me and couldn't find much of interest and then she later brought it up again saying that they made up and it would be bad if I posted anything regarding the jontron-is-beautiful person.

And now that I'm caught up I find she's trying to throw this other girl under the bus again, which is shitty to do to a person you supposedly made up with like 2 months ago. And that's not even the worst part.

The worst part is her not even seeming to realize she's exactly like the SJW she came here to shit on. She basically is an SJW at this point. Between the accusations of abuse against her (likely innocent) da and the police/legal threats, and the "ableism" card being pulled just because she's autistic.

No, Harriet, @LagoonaBlue. People aren't laughing at you or targeting you for being a special needs uwu child. People are laughing at your cringe DeviantArt/Twitter escapades and the fact that after people pieced together just how much of it was out there (and that you were still doing it to this day) your response was to completely flip shit, throw some poor "friend" under the bus to feel superior to someone, and reveal yourself to be the same kind of victim complex asshole as LaBelle.

Needless to say my mind was changed from how it was yesterday, I don't feel bad for a person who falsely claims things about their parents fer pity points and I wouldn't particularly want to be friends with someone who seems so ready to use their "friends" as a trollshield when the time finally comes that people start en masse havin a giggle at yer expense.

I'm not even upset, just disappointed.

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

 

[ln18]

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

The AM thread became unreadable between her look at me posts and the whiteknight posts. That's all I knew of her.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

A lot of stuff should have been a warning. She sperged in the AM thread, and that was excused because LaBill is such a raging piece of shit. Same with Autphag, a schizophrenic troon in a confusing thread nobody understands, or at least I didn't. The others are mostly threads I didn't visit much, I think, and Disco, which is, well, Disco.

Also, not seen in almost 10 hours. Has she realized it's futile and gone away, or just crashed into slumber?

Likely crashed to slumber. It was like 6:30am when you posted this.

 

[Meowthkip]

Considering Goons freaked out because she lost at Pass The Parcel I think she doesn't deserve cake.

It's a shame, 'cause it's got Jontron's face on it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

She was ok in moderation but definitely needed to get wrangled every once and a while, but hadn't really been enough of a laugh-worthy enough until rather recently. I was more expected a mercy ban at some point because I didn't think there was too much more to her than what I'd already seen from the problems in the AM and @Autphag thread.

The wrangling obviously doesn't work on lolcows, considering this is how both she and Chris-Chan turned out after people on here tried to reign them in and attempt to give advice.

Basically at this point I'm with @Smutley in the sense that I think there's no point in trying to help. Goons is the only one that can get her shit together for herself. Whether that happens or not, this is going to be an adventure, since I feel like she's gonna be like the girl version of Connor Bible and come back here every so often just for the attention.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

I didn't knew her neither, my approach is always cynical and apathetic to anyone, it was the "abusive household" bullshit that turn my thoughts into 8)

Why only a few could see through that charade only showed me that a large part of KF are soft heart or never experienced abuse of that particular kind, I've said it before, the father of this sped probably slapped her shit a couple of times due frustration, and some people here call him a cuck, arguably truth, but other people could've done worse to her sorry ass.

 

[ComputerWife]

Now that the thread has been going for a while, I feel like there’s a lot of lessons to take from this glorious disaster. The main problem with @LagoonaBlue isn’t entirely her :autism:, it’s her ego (which is worsened by the tism). Her own hubris was her downfall, having the audacity to ignore every piece of site safety advice ever recorded. But it does make you ponder for a moment.
Before you a-log, sperg about how much more of a well behaved tard you are, or make dirty, crapped briefs jokes: Remember the Jontron Pornogropoetry you wrote and the My Little Pony panties upon your own ass.

 

[Big Nasty]

To be honest, I think the best thing to come out of this is Philosophical Fagnasty.

Keep huffing the Premium blend good sir!

Yes, it takes a very special event for Fagnasty to come out of shitposting mode.

 

[J A N D E K]

She wears the same bra size as Momokun

Spoiler

44 Long

Ugh. No. Unwanted mental images of 2 cows, 4 jiggling, floppy milkbags squeezing together to form the most unholiest of unions... Harri-Momo. :horrifying:

 

[SJ 485]

Maybe they studied James Joyce's letters to his wife?
Joyce was a dirty fart-huffing motherfucker.

All very academic, very normal.

 

[redcent]

God fuck everybody

When I first saw the thread popping up, I didn't think it'd explode like it did. I'm not going to lecture on commenting on your own halal thread; some cows can sort of dovetail themselves into fitting in, although it's rare. But then the nudes and fanfic came out. I found it yuck, but I'm an internet vet and seen the worst of the worst of female fap fantasies. It was easily brushed off. I felt bad for lagoona though, I remember her in the AM thread I used to frequent. Something something Labill going after her with a knife and talking with her boyfriend, I don't know, I was there to be angry at Labill, but somehow, the thread didn't do it for me anymore.

Anyway, I disgress. I felt bad for Lagoona. Like God forbid a woman who isn't an 9 or a 10 have an open sexuality. The bloodthirstiness of the first posters going after her nudes made me cringe, like I was watching someone stupid enough to stick their hand in an industrial fan then scream while his finger gets chopped off and blood leaks everywhere. Only instead of sticking a finger into a machine it's someone stupid enough to stick their nudes on the internet where men are savage evil things, then watch them scream in horror when they have a thread ridiculing them.

I hope people learn from this thread. Don't put nudes online, for anybody. Very likely it's someone out to manipulate you. In fact, don't put any pictures online at all if you can help it. No holiday pics, no wedding photos, nothing of graduation, or a formal or prom or anything. Keep them to yourselves, because the internet WILL eat you.

That said though, the more I read the more I got disappointed in Lagoona. It's a shit thing to do to lie about one's own father abusing you. It hits a sore spot, it also hit a sore spot that she's been actively trying to rile him up. Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

Dads don't tell their daughters not to do that sort of thing because they're fuddy duddies or big bad religious nasties, they do it to protect their daughters from THIS. From getting threads like this. Rebelling and riling your parents up isn't worth it. If Lagoona does anything, (I doubt she's listen but hey worth a shot) forget kiwi farms and damage controlling this thread, forget making up with online people, forget the internet, try reaching out to your Dad instead, because the truth is family is really all there is you can trust.

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

And to anybody who's whinging "oh noes her face so uglies, it makes me barf" I say, good, I hope you throw your guts out.

 

[Cato]

I'm surprised at how divided people are on this. Maybe it's because I've never personally interacted with her myself, but I find it hard to believe that she managed to keep her spergery to minimum so well that she was initially deemed unworthy of a thread. What kind of poster was she prior to all this? Moreover, how good was she at actually banter and shitposting?

It was always obvious what a sped she was. 90% of the @Autphag thread was a slapfight between her and him with him being only marginally more autistic, but everyone had her back because autphag was the designated cow at the time and as usual it was a circlejerk. She wasn't good at banter, shitposting, or anything except playing to the crowd for asspats when there was already a feeding frenzy directed at someone else.

The only thing surprising about this thread is how long it took to be created. This isn't an example of skeletons being found in the closet of an otherwise respectable member, or some kind of progressive downfall; the writing was always on the wall.

 

[SJ 485]

Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

She did all of this shit on her own, why are you making it out like STRANGE INTERNET MEN made her post pictures of her MLP panties to her public tumblr account? Let her be responsible for her own fuckups.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

(bunch of redacted shit)

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

So... @LagoonaBlue wasn't lying about her parents find it out her fuck ups, was true all along, behold the mother.

 

[Meowthkip]

She did all of this shit on her own, why are you making it out like STRANGE INTERNET MEN made her post pictures of her MLP panties to her public tumblr account? Let her be responsible for her own fuckups.

The only thing the strange internet men did was criticize her appearance. She's the one who put those photos out there.

This thread is less about her being open about her sexuality and more about her being a sperg and a liar and kind of a bitch.

 

[Trip]

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Honestly seeing she lied about being abused by her father, I really doubt she'll end up homeless. I find that when speds get into trouble they often lie and try to garner sympathy from people by saying shit like this. If she lied about being beaten and abused by her father, she'd certainly lie about being homeless.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

God fuck everybody

When I first saw the thread popping up, I didn't think it'd explode like it did. I'm not going to lecture on commenting on your own halal thread; some cows can sort of dovetail themselves into fitting in, although it's rare. But then the nudes and fanfic came out. I found it yuck, but I'm an internet vet and seen the worst of the worst of female fap fantasies. It was easily brushed off. I felt bad for lagoona though, I remember her in the AM thread I used to frequent. Something something Labill going after her with a knife and talking with her boyfriend, I don't know, I was there to be angry at Labill, but somehow, the thread didn't do it for me anymore.

Anyway, I disgress. I felt bad for Lagoona. Like God forbid a woman who isn't an 9 or a 10 have an open sexuality. The bloodthirstiness of the first posters going after her nudes made me cringe, like I was watching someone stupid enough to stick their hand in an industrial fan then scream while his finger gets chopped off and blood leaks everywhere. Only instead of sticking a finger into a machine it's someone stupid enough to stick their nudes on the internet where men are savage evil things, then watch them scream in horror when they have a thread ridiculing them.

I hope people learn from this thread. Don't put nudes online, for anybody. Very likely it's someone out to manipulate you. In fact, don't put any pictures online at all if you can help it. No holiday pics, no wedding photos, nothing of graduation, or a formal or prom or anything. Keep them to yourselves, because the internet WILL eat you.

That said though, the more I read the more I got disappointed in Lagoona. It's a shit thing to do to lie about one's own father abusing you. It hits a sore spot, it also hit a sore spot that she's been actively trying to rile him up. Maybe that's why she tried hooking up with random strangers and waving around some dildo in her room, to rebel against her "abusive, controlling" parents... only to be manipulated by strange men into making yourself into a laughingstock.... what's the point? You still get manipulated in the end.

Dads don't tell their daughters not to do that sort of thing because they're fuddy duddies or big bad religious nasties, they do it to protect their daughters from THIS. From getting threads like this. Rebelling and riling your parents up isn't worth it. If Lagoona does anything, (I doubt she's listen but hey worth a shot) forget kiwi farms and damage controlling this thread, forget making up with online people, forget the internet, try reaching out to your Dad instead, because the truth is family is really all there is you can trust.

I sincerely hope she doesn't end up homeless. That's another sore spot for me and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It doesn't magically make someone into a better character, it's just a shit thing to go through.

Anyways, this thread isn't funny, it's sad and disappointing and cringe all around.

And to anybody who's whinging "oh noes her face so uglies, it makes me barf" I say, good, I hope you throw your guts out.

You are legit retarded. She's not going to be homeless, no one is criticizing her for being open about her sexuality, and for fuck sake she wouldn't be so ugly if she washed her face.

Everytime we get a woman lolcow we do this shit. I get you people go easy on women but it gets silly at times.

If @LagoonaBlue had a dick no one would have questioned this thread.

 

[CWCissey]

You are legit exceptional. She's not going to be homeless, no one is criticizing her for being open about her sexuality, and for fuck sake she wouldn't be so ugly if she washed her face.

Everytime we get a woman lolcow we do this shit. I get you people go easy on women but it gets silly at times.

If @LagoonaBlue had a dick no one would have questioned this thread.

I also think the fact that Goons was well liked by some Kiwis (myself included) means there's a bit of push back from people who HAVEN'T READ THE FUCKING THREAD.

I think she's actually the first long term Kiwi to be halal'd to be honest, everyone else was basically a summerfag. That's why it's so shocking. And not long after Nutella's ban for pozloading my neghole. Yet he managed to come back and be humble and dignified about it.

Lesson kids, be more @Ntwadumela