🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[TL 611]

9.I'm not a parrot, I'm a person.

I'm not a parrot, I'm a person.

Oh god is this a catchphrase she's come up with to backsass the people telling her to stop screeching?!

 

[P.F.H.]

I'm a dick but I don't care this shit is just unreal

 

[heathercho]

I feel like that whole conversation can be summed up with ;

Lagoona : I have autism.

woke weavile : well perhaps you shouldnt be contacting these people

Lagoona : I still have autism.

woke weavile : perhaps this block is a good thing for you

Lagoona : But there is still the issue of my autism.

woke weavile : wow

 

[Null]

I'm a dick but I don't care this shit is just unreal

>the UK
my arch rival, we meet again

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

She already wailed about how she was on the verge of homelessness when labelle doxed her back then. Also did several times in twitter.

Just like some will threaten suicide or self-harm when faced with criticism, she brings up the imminent homelessness thing every time she tries to fish for pity.
I doubt there's the slightest bit of truth to it, it's just an attempt at emotional manipulation to deflect criticism.

She's been on the verge of homelessness since she was 15, you'd think she'd have done some preparation with this serious concern always looming over her head, instead of buying a nintendo switch this year.

The homelessness threat isn't new at all, this comes all the way back from her early internet years. She'd bitch out with this when anyone proposed a "forum user get together" given most of them there were living in the UK. And she'd also brag about threatening her parents with leaving their house and being homeless.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I'm a dick but I don't care this shit is just unreal

Wyświetl załącznik 567599

Changed my mind, ban her plz. Legal threats, idle or otherwise, should have no place here.

 

[Gorgar]

I'm a dick but I don't care this shit is just unreal

Wyświetl załącznik 567599

Help 911 someone is getting cyberbullied!

 

[MeatRokket08]

Oh god is this a catchphrase she's come up with to backsass the people telling her to stop screeching?!

Should be in random.txt

 

[Snuckening]

I feel like that whole conversation can be summed up with ;

Lagoona : I have autism.

Lagoona : I still have autism.

Lagoona : But there is still the issue of my autism.

she's smelly too

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

More mental health whinging.

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1. LagoonaPony - Today at 11:59 AM
2. this is effectively a story without a conclusion. This sort of shit depresses me, because I just want acceptance and forgiveness.
3. woke weavile - Today at 11:59 AM
4. From who? Chris?
5. LagoonaPony - Today at 12:00 PM
6. this is why i have problems with mental health, because if i don't get closure on a situation i'm left with a lot of "whys" and "what ifs"
7. and it scares me
8. I don't know how much you understand of that, but please try.
9. woke weavile - Today at 12:01 PM
10. You need closure with chris?
11. LagoonaPony - Today at 12:02 PM
12. everyone i've wronged, because then i get depressed, i get assigned a doctor who knows nothing about autism and ends up insulting me, i go back to square one.
13. woke weavile - Today at 12:03 PM
14. Chris isn’t upset with you he doesn’t know who you are
15. LagoonaPony - Today at 12:03 PM
16. well i'm terrified of his white knights

It's like holy shit dude, Chris chan doesn't even know that you exist! Get it?
I wonder what she's even trying to accomplish with all that nonse? Should I read this as just pure :autism:? I mean yeah of course it is, but that's kind of underwhelming as an explanation. I'd like to know her actual reasoning, but of course I don't think she'd say and I don't for a minute buy the "forgiveness" story.

 

[registereduser]

For those who do not frequent the Chris-Chan board, for a time, null had control of Chris' twitter and would use it to simply block speds who were trying to give chris a hard time. There are so many fucking speds that the wall of piss just grows my the day and you can't really make a dent. One of the speds that was blocked by null was @LagoonaBlue. She was blocked for... well you already seen what for. Because of this, she had an autistic meltdown of monumental proportions which spilled out over the course of a weekend in my Discord messenger. Below is an unedited chat with her and the highlights because no one's gonna wanna read all this shit.

She first contacted me about the blocking and why it happened.



Eventually she began demanding to talk to the person who found her out because she wanted to "apologize", but she was told it was handled. She still wanted to inform the person that she has autism though.



She remained relentless that she wanted to talk it out and get unblocked.



Swinging for the fences for pity points here. The histrionics here are breathtaking



This was months before this thread was made. She was scared that Chris would talk shit about her and that if he did, her dad would kill her.



She has a warped sense of self-awareness here



More pity powerleveling



Offering up autism papers



I thought that ignoring her for a while would let this all pass, but she kept msging me about it.





More mental health whinging.



Being blocked by Chris is literally like being "BLOCKED BY GOD"




Here is the full thing if youre really that bored.

https://pastebin.com/t2SwNu7D

W o w.

What a cunt

From my experience, yes. You have to babysit a lot of very strange people.

I've gotten numb to it.

This is insane to me. How common are Lagoona types around here? I'd be more inclined to start outing these users. That's just a bunch of poorly-executed emotional blackmail, which makes it impossible to retain any kind of sympathy.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

If a person on the spectrum is truly aware that his symptoms are being problematic in his life, he usually tries to do something about it.

Maybe being kicked out of her home would be a wake up call that she clearly needs.

 

[RG 448]

This is insane to me. How common are Lagoona types around here?

Most of us don’t show off our cartoon panties for free.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

If a person on the spectrum is truly aware that his symptoms are being problematic in his life, he usually tries to do something about it.

Maybe being kicked out of her home would be a wake up call that she clearly needs.

The thing is, I don't think getting kicked out would change anything. She'd still use autism as a excuse for her poor behavior, blame everyone else and still stalk Chris. My guess her parent's won't kick her out because they don't give a shit about their sped of a daughter who still acts like a child throwing tantrums and calling names

 

[Nobunaga]

>the UK
my arch rival, we meet again

Did you pay for your kick the autist looicense?

 

[UW 411]

Honestly, a short stint of homelessness (wouldn't be long in the UK as a 'vulnerable adult') might sort her out a bit. Such incessant whining and an excuse for everything!

Or if the idea of being homeless is too scary, perhaps a section might help.

Y'know, since she's literally been blocked by 'God'.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

The thing is, I don't think getting kicked out would change anything. She'd still use autism as a excuse for her poor behavior, blame everyone else and still stalk Chris. My guess her parent's won't kick her out because they don't give a shit about their sped of a daughter who still acts like a child throwing tantrums and calling names

You are probably right about that. But if I was raising a child that made up stories about physical abuse that never happened for asspats, I would insist upon her seeking out financial self sufficiency pretty fucking quickly. Her problems have nothing to do with her being on the spectrum.

 

[An Ghost]

>blocked by Chris
>he might say mean things about me
Nigga his twitter is public. Just open an incognito tab.

 

[MeatRokket08]

>blocked by Chris
>he might say mean things about me
Nigga his twitter is public. Just open an incognito tab.

autism doesn't translate well to common sense

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Since everyone else is sharing their convos, I'll share mine too. It contained the so called rebuttal earlier in the thread and her begging, and that's basically it.

Here's a pastebin version (https://pastebin.com/iiNdFvJ4) or a text version while we're at it, if you want easy quotes:

Spoiler

You've got me all wrong mate.

I don't quite understand why you're painting me in a negative light because it's actually quite upsetting.

I would be willing to discuss some things if you want. To put your mind at rest and maybe we could even apologise?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 5:33 PM
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Alright, what do you want to discuss?
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 5:37 PM
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The OP.

A lot of it is very wrong.

A LOT of what was mentioned was shit I did when I was much younger.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 5:39 PM
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Such as?

And just because you did them when you were younger doesn't mean it's not valid.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 5:54 PM
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Look are you willing to talk?

I genuinely am sorry and honestly quite scared.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 5:54 PM
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I am willing to talk, and you haven't explained to me which parts were wrong.

And why are you sorry and scared?
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:15 PM
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I'm sorry I caused all this. I really am.

I'm scared because of the consequences.

I know I should really have thought about my actions first.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:16 PM
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I would say that you had plenty of time to think about the consequences, maybe from November 2015?

And you still haven't explained to me which parts of the OP was wrong, and therefore I would have to conclude that the OP is, in fact, accurate.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:23 PM
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I was a student for the first year of me being here.

I was then bumming around trying to find a job.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:25 PM
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Can I trust you won't try and shut me down if I actually explain this to you properly?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:26 PM
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Alright.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:35 PM
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Do you accept my apology first off?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:36 PM
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I'm not sure what did you wrong to me, I just want to hear your explanation first.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:38 PM
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I made you dislike me, which was NEVER my aim. OK?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:40 PM
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I never said I disliked you, just that I thought you were funny enough for a thread. And my statement still stands, the explanation first and then the apology.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:44 PM
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Can I get my ability to edit/delete stuff back if I comply?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:45 PM
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I'll try talking to some staff, but only if you comply.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:52 PM
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OK you want to know my side of things?

Firstly, the majority of site staff know I am in an abusive household so agreed to keep my location a secret regardless. Yawning Sneasel said to me on discord they didn't want me physically hurt as a result of ANYTHING that happened on here.

My first facebook was abandoned due to my ex-best friend spreading malicious rumours about me. There were too many photos of me and her on my page for me to continue using that page and it brought back a lot of uncomfortable memories.

I know my art is shit, I have stated multiple times. I'm kind of embarrassed by a lot of it which Is why I kind of gave up on it. Because I know fine I can't improve.

I didn't buy the JonTron cake, that was actually an in-joke between me and my best friend.

I never showed my fanfiction to my lecturer, I stated my lecturers were aware of my personal twitter and had potentially seen my fanfiction which I was embarrassed about. that's why I stopped writing fanfiction too. because it was cringey.

Also the poem quoted in the OP was written by Ally Star/jontron-is-beautiful who I think is threadworthy herself.

Also the guy I wrote about on the Rick and Morty blog was a guy I was in a friends with benefits relationship with at the time.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:00 PM
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Now can you unblock me from that thread and allow me to post?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:11 PM
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LagoonaBlue said: ↑
Firstly, the majority of site staff know I am in an abusive household so agreed to keep my location a secret regardless. Yawning Sneasel said to me on discord they didn't want me physically hurt as a result of ANYTHING that happened on here.
Not an excuse to have unsavory details on the OP. And if the location was kept secret staff would have notified me about it.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
My first facebook was abandoned due to my ex-best friend spreading malicious rumours about me. There were too many photos of me and her on my page for me to continue using that page and it brought back a lot of uncomfortable memories.
Fair enough, so it's not about Labelle.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I know my art is shit, I have stated multiple times. I'm kind of embarrassed by a lot of it which Is why I kind of gave up on it. Because I know fine I can't improve.
Not a good excuse to remove it from OP, it was your art and own it up.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I didn't buy the JonTron cake, that was actually an in-joke between me and my best friend.
Seems awfully convenient, I seriously doubt people make custom JonTron cakes off the bat.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I never showed my fanfiction to my lecturer, I stated my lecturers were aware of my personal twitter and had potentially seen my fanfiction which I was embarrassed about. that's why I stopped writing fanfiction too. because it was cringey.
Another fine point details, the fact that there's a good chance your lecturer saw them stands in the OP.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
Also the poem quoted in the OP was written by Ally Star/jontron-is-beautiful who I think is threadworthy herself.
Nice job throwing another JonTron fag under the bus, and seeing as you admitted you wrote parts of it and published on your blog, it still stands.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
Also the guy I wrote about on the Rick and Morty blog was a guy I was in a friends with benefits relationship with at the time.
Ok.

Conclusion: the so called "lies" are rather fine details, the OP would still mostly be the same as it is.

As for blocking you in the thread, it's not within my power to do or undo that.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 7:26 PM
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The cake was my birthday present.

Nope, they are lies. You're misreading and misconstruing them and it's actually rather embarrassing.

Well who blocked me?

I genuinely am sorry. I just want to apologise to everyone and get this over and done with.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:30 PM
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You made out in the OP that I said I was a good artist and was boastful about my work.

That's a lie.

You make out like I'm still proud of my shitty fanfiction. Also a lie.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:32 PM
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The fact that the JonTron thread is your birthday present, regardless of whether you bought it yourself or not, will still be noted.

Own up your work, you posted it and now it's in the OP.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 7:43 PM
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can you please try and consider my apology? I genuinely am sorry for whatever I did to make you dislike me that much.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:45 PM
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Again, never said I dislike you, only found your footprint amusing.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 8:41 PM
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How?

Why laugh at me for stuff I regret doing and forgot to delete?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 8:42 PM
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Because it's funny.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 9:37 PM
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Humour is subjective.

You can find me cringey all you want, I don't care. It's shit like this that causes me to go into panic mode.

Who else do I have to apologise to?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 9:39 PM
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You keep saying that some people hated you enough to justify a thread, while the answer is still the same: Humor.

Are you projecting your hate for lolcows like Chris and Autphag here?
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 10:16 PM
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I actually don't hate them as much as i said. I do miss Autphag and just hope he's getting on and changing his life for the better.

And I'm not a worthy target IMHO. I'm just cringey.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 10:19 PM
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LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I actually don't hate them as much as i said. I do miss Autphag and just hope he's getting on and changing his life for the better.

And I'm not a worthy target IMHO. I'm just cringey.
Welcome to Kiwi Farms, we find cringey people funny.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 11:03 PM
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Do you accept my apology.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 11:05 PM
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sure why not
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 11:14 PM
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well what else do you want me to do?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 11:26 PM
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