DORITOS® JACKED™ Black Tyce flees the state, publishes terrifying manifesto regarding #SKELETONWAR, threatens Jace
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Tyce could very possibly have a gun, not a machine gun, but a real firearm of some sort. He also has made it clear in his tweets that he understands airsoft guns are not for combat (mocking the fact Jace thinks they are). I understand random people calling the police is not going to do good, however I honestly hope someone like Rob steps up and does somthing. No harm can come from the police knowing how crazy Tyce is, even if he does not have plans to Kill Jace.
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- 17 Kwi 2014
I think you're right but replace tyce's name with black trenchcoat mafia or elliott whatever his name was, or cho who makes tyce look normal and competent.He doesn't have a machine gun. He doesn't have body armor. His "RACE WAR VAN" never even made it out of his town without getting pulled over. In the last violent confrontation he was in we saw him choked out by the most out of shape idiot on the planet using fake WWE moves. He's not going to go Columbine. He's an edgelord teen. The people here and on the (ridiculous) thread on /k/ getting all hysterical that he's going to go and commit genocide with a plastic Beretta that makes pew-pew noises probably believe the 300 Confirmed Kills copypasta is real and call the cops whenever it gets posted. You guys know he didn't really break out of Alcatraz right?
Don't mean to rant, but the hysteria here is kind of alarming. He's Tyce. He's doing this in a bid to intimidate Jace. This is exactly the same shit he did last time Jace wrecked him: he ran away to Ohio while making a bunch of empty threats and provocations. This time he's just even more mad because Jace refused to even take his bait:
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And reality check here: even if he was planning to kill people, we wouldn't be able to do anything about it regardless. If he was threatening to kill his dad (like many people here have misread) he would have done it already seeing as he lives with his dad and he filmed that video in his own house. All he had to do was go downstairs and... throw matchbox cars at him until he died, or whatever. No phone call from us would have ever stopped that.
Even if he was planning on driving to Ferguson and posted it ahead of time, we'd have to call the police, laboriously explain that no, this is real and it isn't a joke, yes officer he is trying to start a skeleton war - wait officer, this isn't a prank call, why are you hanging u-
... and so on, until the officer lazily checks out Tyce's record and gives Tyce's house phone a call to talk to him about the video, at which point Tyce is already halfway to Ferguson... and so on. What do you guys think is going to happen? Are they going to mobilize helicopters and unmanned drones to track him down? Barricade the highway into Ferguson? Start doing police checkpoints on all roads out of Springfield, MA? Really?
Even if he was going to go Dylan and Klebold (he's not) we would be powerless to stop it. It's a moot point.
After columbine there was a press conference with the chief of police and me and my brother both busted out laughing when a reporter asked "Have you heard of the black trenchcoat mafia?" even after shooting they were still laughable as were all the other shooters.
Grade A lolcow
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- 18 Cze 2014
So Dank Swordz was just a ruse by the prankmaster to acquire the weapons to arm his skeletons with and right now he is on his way to assemble his skeleton army? If only Jace was able to stop him when he had the chance.
Actual footage of the skeleton war.
Warning contains disrespectful treatment of skeletons.
Actual footage of the skeleton war.
Warning contains disrespectful treatment of skeletons.
QueenMegan
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- 25 Maj 2013
Pretty scary skeleton manifesto.
Tyce is only semi-harmless, he did push that SpEd wheelchair girl down the stairs... I'm a little spooked.
Tyce is only semi-harmless, he did push that SpEd wheelchair girl down the stairs... I'm a little spooked.
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- 26 Mar 2014
I think you're right but replace tyce's name with black trenchcoat mafia or elliott whatever his name was, or cho who makes tyce look normal and competent.
After columbine there was a press conference with the chief of police and me and my brother both busted out laughing when a reporter asked "Have you heard of the black trenchcoat mafia?" even after shooting they were still laughable as were all the other shooters.
Grade A lolcow
Looks like Homer got a haircut
Germanicus
kiwifarms.net
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- 6 Sie 2014
Yeah, but I think he's the kind of person who only messes with those who can't fight back. That's why he only picks on special ed kids
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- 24 Mar 2013
Ceramic plates aren't illegal, at least in most states. Just sayin'.
Anyways, this all just screams of Tyce trying to act badass and save face from Jace cutting him off from the weed rations and posting a video that shows him to be an illiterate sped. With how out of hand Tyce is becoming I foresee another arrest coming up. Hopefully the judge will see a recurring problem with his behavior, hold him without bail, and his Dad won't bail him out or defend him at trial. Tyce seems to be under the delusion that his father legally has to be his attorney and can't tell him that he's on his own. Hopefully Mr. Andrews will realize his son is a lost cause and make him face the consequences.
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- 8 Lip 2014
I'm not calling Jace&Tyce fake, but I really believe hope this is a planned setup for a really memorable Halloween special. The events are lining up correctly, shit's going down on Halloween and even though this is completely ridiculous, they've staged it really well to the point that I'm actually legitimately spooked of something bad happening to either one of the Deagle Nation commanders.
This alleviates my concerns some. I hope that Ciadude_420 or whoever is left standing with Jace could convince Jace to let go of his pride a little after he calms down after the initial scuffle to make Tyce co-operative.
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The Zookeeper
kiwifarms.net
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- 3 Lut 2013
Been meaning to ask deagledad and I hope you can answer
WHAT IS TYCES DEAL WITH SKELETONS
Is he obsessed with them or does he think they are like super cool or something?
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- 12 Maj 2013
A smack on the wrists is the words from the mouth
of the outsiders, lawyers, police
A small price to pay for the dope and the guns
And the rape, it should all be O.K.
Your father is rich, he's the judge, he's the man,
he's the God that got your sentence reduced
But in the back of his mind, he well knows what
he'd find if he looked a little deeper in you
-In you
of the outsiders, lawyers, police
A small price to pay for the dope and the guns
And the rape, it should all be O.K.
Your father is rich, he's the judge, he's the man,
he's the God that got your sentence reduced
But in the back of his mind, he well knows what
he'd find if he looked a little deeper in you
-In you
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- 24 Mar 2013
A lot of the stuff that has been going on lately has been tripping my bullshit alarms. Tyce being totally obsessed with skeletons to the point of making a Skeleton Army, frequent references to Jenkem including "military grade jenkem" and jenkem farm, the MISIS and Islamic Ebola McChickens, Tyce street racing mice, and a number of other things just seem too far fetched to me sometime. Not to mention a lot of the stuff going on with Eli. I'm not saying Jace and crew are pulling a ruseman, but some of this seems scripted and outlandish to the point that they're just doing shit for attention now. I could be wrong, but that's just the vibe I've been getting for a while.
It's still fucking funny.
Edit: forgot to reiterate Tyce being unable to read McDoodle's packages, but able to read and respond to Jace's Tweets and navigate the internet.
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- 22 Sie 2014
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"You are not worth my weed" That had me burst out laughing.
This is comedy gold, and to add to it is Tyce's terrible grammar and spelling.
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"You are not worth my weed" That had me burst out laughing.
This is comedy gold, and to add to it is Tyce's terrible grammar and spelling.
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- 17 Kwi 2014
This whole thing could result in unwanted attention at casa del Eli and shit could get VERY interesting. Hopefully nothing too bad happens. Lord that could be bad news for Eli and the tugboat he depends on.
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- 13 Paź 2014
[QUOTE="DeagleDad420, post: 384313, member: 1438"
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"You are not worth my weed" That had me burst out laughing.
This is comedy gold, and to add to it is Tyce's terrible grammar and spelling.[/QUOTE]It's like listening to a conversation between R2D2 and C3PO, Tyce is utterly incomprehensible, but Jace understands it somehow.
Gorogoroth
kiwifarms.net
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- 17 Mar 2014
I think if Tyce actually owned a gun we would have seen it by now.
chiefshittingbull
kiwifarms.net
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- 15 Paź 2014
wait tyce is coming to ohio? for the love of god take him back i dont want this loon near my good citizens. the fact he is even in the same country triggers me
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- 24 Mar 2013
He's probably going to Cleveland.
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