LGBT Kiwis: what's the most ignorant/homophobic thing they told you?

[sadstuck]

They told me I was a pathetic freak and that I must be a troll for being ogresexual. They even called Shrek drek!

 

[Zarkov]

They called me gay because they caught me fencing naked with my roommate. But they're just ignorant. It's not gay if balls don't touch, everybody knows that.

 

[AF 802]

Oh c'mon you motherfucking faggots, crank it up, I thought I could harvest some good insults/comebacks for special gender freaks but the best one is this?

This one is just hilarious man, a hetero equivalent would just send my sides into deep space. You can do better fuckers.

It was just mostly a shitpost, but I can honest to God expect someone to say that.

 

[cunt bucket]

Grandma said "it's okay, I still love you!" I get that she meant well, but it just seems like a weird thing to say, I dunno

 

[Rand /pol/]

Grandma said "it's okay, I still love you!" I get that she meant well, but it just seems like a weird thing to say, I dunno

Lol she don't love you

 

[Khayyam]

Perhaps it's a more ironic thing, but given that I'm not into men, I've had numerous gay men try and hit on me. I've just made it a habit that when someone asks for my nudes, I just send them Chris-Chan's and once sent Shmorky's. It worked rather well in shutting them up. I just find it funny how gays will cry homophobia if a straight tries to convert them, but when they try to convert someone to being attracted to them, it's all of a sudden okay. I should be able to choose who I want to fuck as much as they do. People with double-standards and shit like that can go fuck themselves with a cheese grater.

A heterosexual furry?

About as likely as this I'm guessing. How have you survied the sea of dog cock?

 

[Nazi vegeta]

it would be interesting to understand why this site is infested with LBGT subjects.
any theories?

 

[Clintonberg]

The only thing that ever really offended me is when people assume sexuality is a choice. Like, nigga, why would I just choose to be a fag?

it would be interesting to understand why this site is infested with LBGT subjects.
any theories?

We're all gay on the internet.

 

[sadstuck]

it would be interesting to understand why this site is infested with LBGT subjects.
any theories?

The Tumblr forum and Glip thread attracts drama-addicted tumblrinas.

 

[You Can't Sit With Us]

A former friend told me that it's okay if a gay couple adopt a child, but only if it's a girl, because if it's a boy it would be suspicious.

 

[cunt bucket]

A former friend told me that it's okay if a gay couple adopt a child, but only if it's a girl, because if it's a boy it would be suspicious.

tf kind of logic is that lmao

 

[Monika H.]

A former friend told me that it's okay if a gay couple adopt a child, but only if it's a girl, because if it's a boy it would be suspicious.

I can easily see why he's a "former" friend.

 

[Cthulu]

it would be interesting to understand why this site is infested with LBGT subjects.
any theories?

Actually it's usually tranny shit because half the forum are troons. I find the gay shit refreshing tbh. Sadly the troons are making the queers seem normal smfh.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

"You know, when I was growing up we used to throw rocks are they gays." - My father
Awesome, thanks for telling me this.

 

[Reynard]

A heterosexual furry?

About as likely as this I'm guessing. How have you survied the sea of dog cock?

I managed to turn all the people down normally by not being murry and purry. It's stopped me from getting women as well, but most of the "women" are just dudes, so...

 

[Bennett Beeny]

Nothing too bad despite spending a lot of my life in rural shitholes. The worst was putting two and two together on my own dad's logic. I heard him say at one time that all faggots got molested as a kid to get that way, and then way later he asked me if I was gay because I never brought girlfriends around. I've always kept my sexuality a big secret so I didn't mind the ignorant comments, but nigger the implications here are astounding. I'm pretty sure I've never been molested but goddamn sometimes you have to wonder.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"So which one of you two cooks and cleans?"

 

[Nekromantik]

The only thing that ever really offended me is when people assume sexuality is a choice. Like, nigga, why would I just choose to be a fag?

So you can be good at interior design and a fabulous hair dresser.

 

[Lez]

it would be interesting to understand why this site is infested with LBGT subjects.
any theories?

Self-hate, probably.

 

[Rand /pol/]

"You know, when I was growing up we used to throw rocks are they gays." -

Those were the good days