Its almost like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
They were growing it, but their farm was attacked by MICIS.
Thats obviously a false flag rumor. The commander has the situation under control.
But most people here don't realize that or bother to understand it. They are pretty much content to glance at it once, watch three seconds of the video, fail to understand it in one glance then immediately post "fukin f8keRow 1 Table 2 Column 1 ".
and nobody really knows exactly where Eli falls on that scale. It's pretty well established he is actually in Israel, as it would be difficult to fake all of it, especially considering who this is we're talking about. He could be going through the motions of it all without actually believing the missions are real (knowingly going on a wild goose chase in exchange for vacation+xbone). He could legit believe all of it 100%, or it could be on a sliding scale somewhere between the two.
I hope flying saucers become an important part in the Deagle backstory. Like, the islam ghosts were actually projections sent by islam saucermen.
I think he was talking about this pic:Eli powiedział(a):
At this stage I can't help but wonder if Jehovah himself is keeping an eye out for lil' faggot-killer. I mean, I know we live in a connected society and Israel is a first-world country (mostly) and all, but come on, how many people can get away with wandering around in a desert for 8 hours, while high, in a country where they don't speak the language, probably without supplies beyond a baggie of weed, a keffiyeh and a compass? Like, in my life I've done some dumb shit like walk through a foreign city while drunk and blind in one eye (#BritishLAD), but still - how is Eli not fucking dead?I think he was talking about this pic:
You can see some little lights in a line right on a horizon. It does actually look like a landing strip or something, but it's probably not an "islam base".
Sidenote: he keeps talking about being near "Mount Raymond"; some rudimentary Googling tells us there is a mountain in the desert of southern Israel called Mount Ramon, it looks like it's some sort of landmark for tourists. I'm guessing he's somewhere near there, that's probably where the tour group was headed before he fucking bailed on them to smoke weed and wander the desert for 8 hours like a fucking caveman.
Some more highlights:
It's like a modern day Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas crossed with Homer's Odyssey.
- Eli tried to poorly seduce some of the tourist girls at the hostel (presumably literally going into the girl's bedroom and propositioning them, since hostels don't usually have that much going on besides beds) and literally said they wouldn't "put out"; he literally took stealth photos of them so he could try to jack off to them later. Clearly our "Playboy" is a gentleman.
- Paradoxically, Jace probably saved this exceptional individual's life from his own idiotic mistakes: Eli said Jace specifically instructed him to both bring a compass and leave a trail behind, so he wouldn't get lost. This is really basic survival/hiking shit that Jace would know from his military obsession or from his older brother Robert, who we know is "into" hiking (the guy backpacked across Europe) Since Eli was smoking Hashish while wandering around - especially given that excessive weed causes drymouth, and the desert is, well, dry, so dehydration would be an even greater problem than usual - we are looking at yet another near-death experience for Eli. How many is that again? Is anyone keeping score?
- The entire time wandering the desert, Eli was so stoned out of his mind, the paranoia got to him; he spent the entire time thinking Gamerfood assassins were hiding behind each bush and sand dune armed with sniper rifles, waiting in ambush.
To give you an informative but probably very boring and anticlimactic answer, the actual dangers were pretty much already accounted for by Jace. Jace "ordered" him to bring a compass and leave a trail, so it stands to reason he probably told him to bring sufficient water/food for a few hours too. High as fuck or not, the only way he could actually have died is if he completely disregarded Jace's instructions, or if he did something ridiculously stupid like try to parkour cartwheel down a hill (even then those photos made the terrain look really smooth and flat, no natural hazards really) or if there actually WERE Islamo-snipers hiding in the bushes.
Goddamn you beat me too it,
