Operation Tupacalypse Days 93-94: Eli wanders the desert while stoned, searching for "Da Jew Peeramidz"

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FlyAwayNow powiedział(a):
Well, I'm not saying he's rusing us, but rather Jace and whatever Co. he has left.

I'm not sure what contact DD has with Eli, but perhaps Eli is just going along with this plan just to make sure his house doesn't get anymore destroyed. I'm no stranger to the ruseman theories, but it just really sticks out right now with Eli.
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I kind of agree. I just rated your post optimistic before watching the video and Eli seems way, way too stupid even from what we've seen of him so I sort of take that back.

On the other hand I learned to stop questioning how low members of Deagle Nation can be some time ago. This really is the greatest battle of Poe's Law vs Occam's razor I've ever seen.
 
get-tar hero powiedział(a):
My new theory is that he's an idiot pretending to be retarded and it's impossible to tell where it starts and stops.
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FlyAwayNow powiedział(a):
Upon seeing this video, I'm getting just massive gut reactions of Eli leading us on a ruse cruise.
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I thought we grew out of this phase a long time ago

The Mass Debater powiedział(a):
I love how it's left for the viewer to work out how the fuck he got in these situations. Like the video just starts with him riding a camel through the desert, nobody paying him any attention, and before he was just in a bus full of IDF soldiers, no one paying him any attention. No context is given, it's just Eli doing shit while talking about islamic rap bunkers and I love it.
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The context is there, you just have to look for it... which seems to be more work than 90% of forum users here can handle, apparently. Eli isn't like Jace in which he outlines everything on video in the most digestable manner possible. To decode Eli's vlogs and understand them in context, to play his little game of Where in Israel is IcyPlayboi69, you have to look at his tweets, keep abreast of any cox that Jace spills, etc and put all that information together along with some minor speculation. You've gotta connect the dots, basically.

Naturally you're going to get confused if you don't even bother to watch the preceding videos: I mean, the very last video Eli posted, this one, outlines exactly what he's about to do ("gonna hitch a ride on the scenic route with this tourist group..." "gonna cross the border into Jerusalem") - all of it makes sense in context and all of it fits together.

But most people here don't realize that or bother to understand it. They are pretty much content to glance at it once, watch three seconds of the video, fail to understand it in one glance then immediately post "fukin f8ke #TYCED#TYCED#TYCED#TYCEDRow 1 Table 2 Column 1 ".

Either that, or they'll just immediately ask me because I must know everything :lol: Then cue 8 pages of speculating about the size of shoe Eli is wearing or something totally irrelevant and pointless. I don't mean to rant, but this thread is 100 pages now and it has not been a shining example of this forum's userbase.
 
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FlyAwayNow powiedział(a):
I'm not saying Jace and Deaglenation are on the ruse machine, I'm saying that this separate element of this whole saga is for his own sake a motives, not against us, but rather Jace and DN themselves. I mean, it's not a solitary case; it may be extreme, but not solitary with those dozens and dozens of people on their board and twitter goading them on.
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I'll admit I don't really understand what you're trying to say
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
I'll admit I don't really understand what you're trying to say
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I might be putting words into Matts mouth, but I think what he's saying is simply that Eli could be trolling Jace. He simply participates in a nice tourist attraction camel ride, and then hastily makes a video saying, "UHH SNEAKIN INTO JERUSALEM GUYS FINISH THE FIGHT" all while in reality, just enjoying his time away from his lame suburban life with insane, home destroying friends, in a foreign country with all expenses paid (even questionable expenses nobody in their right mind would pay for, such as jew pussy. But Eli's in luck, Jace ain't in his right mind).
 
Basically what I'm trying to say that Eli is lying about what he's doing in Israel to Jace; we just so happen to have fallen for that ruse as well. Eli is lying because there's something at stake that Jace has influence over.

It's the same as people trying to fit into DeagleNation on the forum boards or Twitter in a sense.

Now admittedly this is on creaky ground when Eli voluntarily went himself to Israel, but maybe he was just condescending to Jace that he was going on this super secret mission and what not, and that his belongings here were in good hands while he was attending to perfectly reasonable business otherwise in Israel.

For once, I just don't believe in this part of the saga. Jace and the rest of DN are legit, but not this particular part I think.
 
Alright, that makes more sense. I guess it might be different from my perspective because I've talked to him a lot more and I've seen first-hand how dedicated he is to the whole thing. Remember the time he went to grocery stores for 4-5 fucking hours because he thought the Prime Minister was there, and he thought he was going to kill the PM? That "mission" was a test from CIADude to see how dedicated he actually was to "finishing the fite". He was not told it was a grocery store until he actually got there. He legit believed during the entire taxi ride there that he was about to show up at a press conference filled with armed guards and he literally thought he was going to not only try to kill the PM, but escape unscathed.

Obviously it stands to reason that if he was just bumming Jace's money, he would make up some excuse not to show up, but he actually went there, armed with all his stupid pocket knives and disguise and all; he even continued to go to about four or five different locations afterward before he finally gave up and refused to go to the sixth. Granted, Jace's record was 30 Starbucks, but 6 grocery stores is still pretty good.

What I'm saying is, there are really only two possibilities here
  1. Eli is just as delusional as Jace, and legit believes he is a super-spy like James Bond, and is totally loyal to Jace's "mission". He legitimately believes all the ridiculous shit he says about the Jew Peeramidz, etc.
  2. Eli IS actually James bond: he is so smart and cunning he was able to out-ruse me on the phone for nearly 7 hours complete with photos and sounds in the background of the phone call as well as other corroborating evidence (computers accessed from Internet cafes in the area) which would have been extremely difficult to fake.
I don't mean to preach, but clearly Occam's Razor suggests the first option is more likely.
 
Well that's fair then, I understand what it's like actually hearing first hand from these people in these escapades, so yeah. CIADude isn't as forthcoming as I am with footage.
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
The context is there, you just have to look for it... which seems to be more work than 90% of forum users here can handle, apparently. Eli isn't like Jace in which he outlines everything on video in the most digestable manner possible. To decode Eli's vlogs and understand them in context, to play his little game of Where in Israel is IcyPlayboi69, you have to look at his tweets, keep abreast of any cox that Jace spills, etc and put all that information together along with some minor speculation. You've gotta connect the dots, basically.

Naturally you're going to get confused if you don't even bother to watch the preceding videos: I mean, the very last video Eli posted, this one, outlines exactly what he's about to do ("gonna hitch a ride on the scenic route with this tourist group..." "gonna cross the border into Jerusalem") - all of it makes sense in context and all of it fits together.

But most people here don't realize that or bother to understand it. They are pretty much content to glance at it once, watch three seconds of the video, fail to understand it in one glance then immediately post "fukin f8ke #TYCED#TYCED#TYCED#TYCEDRow 1 Table 2 Column 1 ".

Either that, or they'll just immediately ask me because I must know everything :lol: Then cue 8 pages of speculating about the size of shoe Eli is wearing or something totally irrelevant and pointless. I don't mean to rant, but this thread is 100 pages now and it has not been a shining example of this forum's userbase.
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I'm well aware of the context. I know he joined some tour or something to get into Jerusalem. I just find the juxaposition between Eli isolated talking to his camera about deagle nation stuff and the strange happenings around him funny. I try to picture Eli actually interacting with his environment to get in these situations and I can't, made better by the fact that he goes so unnoticed by everyone around him. From our perspective it's just a series of autistic events.
 
i'm just kinda amazed he's been keeping a tally of days and actually followed through with a long-term plan

i honestly thought he might've just gone native ; taking jaces money and blowing on jew weed while bumming around the beach. that's what i'd be doing if i somehow got drunk and stupid enough to board a plane to israel for an assassination mission at the behest of my schizophrenic friend who constantly gave me dosh.

some people were born to finish the fight i guess. the stupid, stupid fight.
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
Alright, that makes more sense. I guess it might be different from my perspective because I've talked to him a lot more and I've seen first-hand how dedicated he is to the whole thing. Remember the time he went to grocery stores for 4-5 fucking hours because he thought the Prime Minister was there, and he thought he was going to kill the PM? That "mission" was a test from CIADude to see how dedicated he actually was to "finishing the fite". He ...
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shit he says about the Jew Peeramidz, etc.
  1. Eli IS actually James bond: he is so smart and cunning he was able to out-ruse me on the phone for nearly 7 hours complete with photos and sounds in the background of the phone call as well as other corroborating evidence (computers accessed from Internet cafes in the area) which would have been extremely difficult to fake.
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2 questions: how the hell did you manage to gain their trust after all that has happened over the last year and a half?
And are we ever going to see any of that? I know you're keeping the funniest and best bits for yourself DD ;)
 
I hope you understand why I can't answer either of those questions. If it helps, most of the behind the scenes details are not as interesting or funny as the shit you guys get to see.
 
The thing I love most about this is Eli is in a different part of the world he'd never be in otherwise, with a different culture, experiencing cool new stuff, but he doesn't give a fuck. Deep down he just wants to go back to his hotel, rub one out, and play Runescape.

Dude got to ride a camel. Says "Sandfag train" loud enough for people two camels down to hear him. I love it. I wish he could have his own travel show.

"Eli up in China here. Buncha anime jap fags all over. Haaa. Owning this place harder than Godzilla. Later fucks"
 
Yeah my favorite part of that video by far is how you can see those two guys at 0:5 looking back at him clearly thinking "what the fuck is that weird stoner guy in the fake burqa doing this time? Why does he have a camera out? Who is he talking to?" And of course, Eli is completely oblivious to how strange he appears to those around him. We're inside the eye of the storm here.
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
Yeah my favorite part of that video by far is how you can see those two guys at 0:5 looking back at him clearly thinking "what the fuck is that weird stoner guy in the fake burqa doing this time? Why does he have a camera out? Who is he talking to?" And of course, Eli is completely oblivious to how strange he appears to those around him. We're inside the eye of the storm here.
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Here's to hoping they don't speak English...if only they knew the full story.

Operation Tupacalypse is the best thing about Deagle Nation. And way funnier than any stoner comedy movie could ever be.
 
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