FIGGIN [14 Sep 18] Phil asks for a huge black cloth to block out neighbor - "Psychological episodes every other day"

[Positron]

I just wonder what he'd say to Property Management: I don't like my neighbor's face. He triggers my cPTSD! You must kick him out! Also he is with Kiwi Farms! Kiwi Farms! You're abetting a terrorist group! You hate latex women! *Squeak squeak, bounce bounce*.

And no Phil, you can block out your view but you cannot block him from your mind. Every other night, David and Angelo will gang up in your dream to give you happy times. Enjoy!

Edit: it now seems likely that Phil bought his shroud first and then asks his paypigs to refund him.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This is actually a good fundraiser to contribute to IMO to save the neighbour in question from being continually exposed to Phil's disgusting fat white male body

 

[break these cuffs]

Did John not even leave Phil with a blanket? Fucking go down to Goodwill and get one for $8 or whatever. For Christ's sake, he could take all the retarded tranny/antifa shirts he bought over the last year and he'd have more than enough material. He wouldn't even have to cut them up.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Curtains Phil, they are called curtains.

 

[Eryngium]

If he can pay for a “few” tattoos and get the government to pay a “few” thousand dollars to cut off his cock how can he not afford a curtain?

 

[break these cuffs]

Curtains Phil, they are called curtains.

He puts pizza boxes and all mother of stupid shit on his walls. The man has no concept of decor. He's been a lowlife bum for so long that solving problem like a normal person never enters his mind.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If he can pay for a “few” tattoos and get the government to pay a “few” thousand dollars to cut off his cock how can he not afford a curtain?

That'd make his lair look even more like a trash heap smack den.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Did John not even leave Phil with a blanket? Fucking go down to Goodwill and get one for $8 or whatever. For Christ's sake, he could take all the exceptional tranny/antifa shirts he bought over the last year and he'd have more than enough material. He wouldn't even have to cut them up.

When did he leave?

 

[break these cuffs]

When did he leave?

I meant when he took over the bedroom. I assumed he at least gave Phil a sheet or blanket for the couch.

 

[Rokko]

We need to send him one contaminated with smallpocks.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I meant when he took over the bedroom. I assumed he at least gave Phil a sheet or blanket for the couch.

gotcha, thanks.

 

[Lunete]

They sell Blackout curtains for like 10 bucks at Dollar General. Or virtually any big box/home good store.
Of course Phil will never spend his tard bucks responsibly.

 

[sperginity]

They sell Blackout curtains for like 10 bucks at Dollar General. Or virtually any big box/home good store.
Of course Phil will never spend his tard bucks responsibly.

He could also just buy clearance fabric at a fabric/craft store. It's 2$ a yard online.

 

[Deadpool]

Phil always requests "financial solidarity" but when was the last time he showed any? When was the last time he helped someone? I mean I guess you could say Toren, but Toren takes what he wants from Phil more than has it given to him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Only elderly people buy giant blackout curtains for their house, and even then they keep it shut all the time. Considering Philthy's den is already a sweatbox, it will turn his den into an incinerator. So here is the question, is Phil having early onset elderly problems, does he want to sweat even more and make it smell even worse, or is he completely fucking stupid? Wait, he's completely fucking stupid that he doesn't know the concept for curtains, so it's the third question.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

If he can pay for a “few” tattoos and get the government to pay a “few” thousand dollars to cut off his cock how can he not afford a curtain?

He could only afford a set of botched beef curtains.

 

[Nigonidas]

He could also just buy clearance fabric at a fabric/craft store. It's 2$ a yard online.

He could just go to Hancock's for the 52 percent off sale. I got some cheap foam there once.

 

[Deadpool]

Why doesn't he just cover them with maps and terrible autistic drawings like the rest of the apartment? It would still let some light in, but it would keep him from seeing his neighbor.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

He's biggest mistake is assuming that people want to be in his bedroom.

 

[MY 405]

Tinfoil, Phil, tinfoil. It actually works great for blocking windows, and totally phake homo/trans/Venusian-hating dad-looking neighbors. Plus you can use the rest of it for your many hats.