Brianna Wu Email: "Well, we lost. What happened? "

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So basically blame Warren and the press (because that photo definitely lost the election right?). No big surprises.

Bragging about her 'online' presence when the website was fucked for how long? The only impressive internet footprint Brianna Wu has compared to S. Lynch is us. You're welcome, Wu.
 
Wu got a lot of good press from blue checkmarks and Twitter weirdos and never considered the fact no one in the district actually knew who the fuck he was.
I love it, but I expected to see at least one sign or bumpersticker or something. I think I saw one of the latter on a car a few days ago, it's hilarious to me
 
So basically blame Warren and the press (because that photo definitely lost the election right?). No big surprises.

Bragging about her 'online' presence when the website was fucked for how long? The only impressive internet footprint Brianna Wu has compared to S. Lynch is us. You're welcome, Wu.
Allow me to weave a metaphoric comparison.

Imagine if some well connected media person decided to run her fucking cat for congress, and using all her media links to different respectable sounding/supposedly important (yet hack infested) newspapers she was able to organise a campaign by fellow journalists and media people to put that cat in office. For nearly 2 years the cat had puff piece after puff piece in all sorts of lofty publications from the NYT to the Guardian with every journalist bigging up the cat as the must-vote-for event of the summer (well...if you lived in its district that is)

The problem is, its a fucking cat. Setting aside the fact anyone taking one look at it will immediately conclude its being run as a joke, It has zero capacity or ability to undertake any work on the ground needed to actually build up any support level outside media sources relentlessly shilling it, and thus there is zero actual ground level or internet level campaigning for the cat because....its a fucking cat and no sane person can see any reason why it should be put in office. Come election time it loses despite receiving 1000% more national media coverage than its opponent, with the only people voting for it doing so because they didnt like the incumbent and went for the funny option as a protest

This cat....still had and has a better chance of making it to congress than wu, because atleast a cat can be endearing and cute and will not openly insult its potential voters while fapping over how its buing expensive fucking cars it cant even drive. A cat will not be such a fucking tard that it incites people to come together to discuss and reflect upon how hilariously pathetic and stupid it is, and to gather any and all damaging and embarrasing material on the cat in an easy to find location.
 
We also excelled at anything related to online. Compare my Twitter community with Lynch’s. My ads were stronger, and my presence in the press was stronger. These are successes we will build on for 2020.

Setting aside the....just jawdropping hilarity of describing her omnicringe chinkzilla ads as being better than him, this does hopefully bode well for us giggle hoarding jews here at kiwifarms

If you asked me 3 or 4 years ago I would have said "ok everybody is just going to abandon her like an AIDs baby in rwanda now" but nowadays I legit think her circle of media friends and the cliques they link in to are just straight up stupid enough to back her to the fucking hilt with both "expanding her media presence" (dear lord if a brianna wu tv show gets made I will straight up cry with joy) and with assisting her on her ads. Seeing the ever screaming chinaman in a fucking trump wig and diaper be beaten up by Brianna Wu in a batgirl suit is shit that NEEDS to be on the front page of every national newspaper

Also Frank straight up needs his own dedicated shitting thread so people can archive and discuss info solely pertainin to him, since his continued enabling of Wu's most batshit moneyburning antics is just suspicious at this point
 
And when nobody bites, Wu will mysteriously get "harassing" calls that can be traced to Frank's phone.
"I WIRR RITE YOUR RITTRE SHITTY CUNT ON FIIYAH YOU DISGUSTRIGNG GAMER RADY!!!"
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