Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[The Telomerase Truth]

Jesus, I leave for a week or so and read some posts about Stephanie making a sticky mess outside. Didn't know what the fuck was going on.

"...I panicked and ate hand sanitizer."???

Who the fuck does that? Who talks about it if they do? That's not normal.

That's one of the most retarded things I've read from her yet. The closest thing I've heard to someone eating hand sanitizer was when Chris-chan snorted hand sanitizer so he couldn't smell marijuana. I don't think Chris is retarded enough to eat it because of 'stress', though.

Is this her "self harming behavior" she keeps talking about?
Chances are if her dad was actually abusive, he'd have thrown her out by now for being a whiny noncontributing sack to the household. Sure, abusers like to hold on to their punching bags but this usually only occurs with spouses.

Abusers also like to hold onto people that are, you know, actually useful.

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>I'm so gay
>I'm not gay
pick one

Some asexuals call themselves gay because they're romantically attracted to the same gender but aren't sexually attracted to them. It's easier to say you're a gay asexual than to say you're a homoromantic asexual.

Of course, none of that fucking matters because she's not on the asexuality spectrum because asexuality is not a spectrum.

You're either asexual or you're not, Stephanie. Grey asexuals (people who claim to be asexual but still experience sexual attraction) don't exist. They just have lower sex drives. People don't ever claim to be grey bisexuals because they're sometimes sexually attracted to the same gender. There's no reason for asexuals to be different. You're not special, Stephanie (well, not in the way you want to be, anyway).

Apparently Babylon is a Goddess now, not an ancient city. OK then.

She might be referring to this:

Babalon /ˈbæbælən/ (also known as the Scarlet Woman, Great Mother or Mother of Abominations) is a goddess found in the mystical system of Thelema, which was established in 1904 with English author and occultist Aleister Crowley's writing of The Book of the Law, her name being later given in other works.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babalon

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

666gender, requested by (of course!) arco-pluris.

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You can factkin a dead guy? ...Okay.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

I don't think she understands what a "right" is.
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She found blogs she should be reading and got piggered:
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Aaaand yet another curse, this time without a shitty scribbling:
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That feel when you call a developmental learning difficulty a mental disorder. I’m pretty sure most people with similar conditions (dyslexia etc) don’t refer to them as such as it makes it sound like a mental illness. I realise the DSM classifies a lot of conditions other than psychiatric illnesses, but it’s a very crude way of describing it. I had to actually go look up if it was actually in the DSM, as I was wondering what it was classified under if it was, because it really just sounds like you’re saying you’re mentally ill when you throw the DSM into a sentance.

That, and misspelling your own name and then adding up incorrectly isn’t a sign of a learning difficulty like that, it just means you’re a little bit retarded. Don’t worry tho Steph, we’ve all been there, but if i misspell my name i don’t say i’m dyslexic, i’m just stupid.

Own your retardation, the first step is acceptance!

 

[Yes Man]

I'm losing my fucking mind over 666gender that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, especially the definitition of having six hundred and fucking sixy six individual identifiable and unique gender identities at once. Christ, I'm going to have a stroke this woman is a comedic wellspring

 

[Bani]

I'm losing my fucking mind over 666gender that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, especially the definitition of having six hundred and fucking sixy six individual identifiable and unique gender identities at once. Christ, I'm going to have a stroke this woman is a comedic wellspring

Isn't the actual number of the beast 616, not 666?

 

[FitBitch]

I don't think she understands what a "right" is.
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That "dirt from Kiwi Farms" is screencaps of shit she wrote! So what she's really saying is "I'm not answering questions about things I said that embarrass me in retrospect."

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

I'm losing my fucking mind over 666gender that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, especially the definitition of having six hundred and fucking sixy six individual identifiable and unique gender identities at once. Christ, I'm going to have a stroke this woman is a comedic wellspring

My favorite part about it is the fact that it's useless. When something has a bunch of different definitions and you can't tell which one should be used in a situation, you have a fucking pointless word. No point in having a name for your identity if no one can instantly know what the fuck you're talking about.

Isn't the actual number of the beast 616, not 666?

Maybe. Most manuscripts of Revelation give the number as 666, not 616. There's only one manuscript that says 616. Since it's the youngest manuscript we have of that part of the book, it's opened a bit of a debate over whether it was originally 666 or 616.

 

[ShortPoppy]

I tried Googling both of these words to find out what the hell she tried to "curse" that anon with and...
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"star wrath misfortune" ???

Lol, she's brought out the big guns. Thanks for looking that up, at first I wondered if that was a curse for making your enemies confused at what you just said. I didn't think blurting out mangled simulacra of Latin sentences was a thing done by witches apart from the ones in Harry Potter.

Spoiler: TL;DR: queertrans occultists on tumblr don't know Latin and why are they cursing in it anyway

(I only know the bare basics - corrections are welcome)

So, looking at the definitions from those links:

• "Stellira" - From “stellatus,” meaning “stars” and “ira” meaning “anger/wrath,” spoken to invite the wrath of the stars upon a person.
  'Stellatus' is an adjective meaning 'starry' or 'set with stars'. However, it's the masculine form, rather than the feminine 'stellata' which should be used with the feminine noun 'ira'.
  She's misgendering her Latin nouns! Too funny.
  With correct grammar, 'the wrath of (the) stars' should be 'stellae ira' which arguably could still be condensed into "stellira".
• "Infortuviaminte" - Infortunii pluviam in te - Misfortune rain on you
  I don't know about the 'in te', but "pluviam" is wrong as it's using the noun form of 'rain'. I parse that sentence as "Of misfortune to the rain on you".
  In the subjunctive ("May misfortune rain on you") the sentence should begin "infortunium pluat".
  In the imperative ("Misfortune, rain down on him") it would probably be "infortunium, plu", if that even makes sense in Latin.
  Either way, "infortuviaminte" is missing the crucial 'plu' stem of the word for rain, so it's missing a big part of its intended meaning. It's garble^2.

In any case, you have to wonder why ungrammatical strings of words smushed together are supposed to have especial meaning or force here. Assuming the stars even speak Latin to begin with ...

The fact that she can’t even admit when she is wrong is so telling of what kind of person she is. Steph is the kind of chick that, if she fucked up horribly at some kind of job, she would try to come up with meaningless excuses, or even worse, try to find a scapegoat. She can’t take responsibility for her own actions whatsoever. It’s no wonder she’s a giant child and lashes out at her parents for little to no reason at all. Everything that happens to her is someone trying to hurt her, and anything that goes wrong in her life is never her fault because she apparently can do no wrong.

Remember that screencap a few pages ago, of her angsting over a performance review at work where she was told all the things she needed to improve on? For her it wasn't an opportunity to reflect on things and change her approach, it was catastrophe. It seems like she takes any sort of criticism as a personal threat.

 

[Soggy Towel]

It seems like she takes any sort of criticism as a personal threat.

you hit the nail on the head there. It seems like a lot of genderspecial people struggle with that issue. They see any sort of criticism, even when unrelated to their genders/pronouns, and go “you can’t tell me what to do! I’m perfect just the way I am! you’re just a bigot!” because that’s what they have to say to themselves over and over every day to keep from allowing their brain to question/doubt the surplus of identities that they don’t need to have.

it also seemed like sapphire was already overwhelmed/depressed at the time so the “long list of shit she did wrong” at work probably wasn’t that bad, but her mind made it look like one giant bitter tumblr callout post by her boss.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Daily dump! Feat. "computers are the same as made-up genders because humans made them"

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Her grandmother died of dementia? What a loser.

 

[Soggy Towel]

Daily dump! Feat. "computers are the same as made-up genders because humans made them"

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just. just turn off the computer. holy shit! I know encouraging cows to stay off social media is counterintuitive but so many of her problems can be solved by just avoiding the internet like a plague its so hard to not yell “JUST TURN YOUR BROWSER OFF!” in my head reading all of these posts from her

 

[PuckishRogue]

She literally NEVER brings up that the crux of what we laugh at is that she constantly talks about her partners that are, again, fucking ghosts. She's saying she's changed, is she saying she no longer sucks serial killer ghost dick?

If it weren't for that shit, I doubt she would've ended up here. Yeah, the made up hellgenders is cringey as fuck, but it's the "social wokeness" paired with "Oh but btw, I fuck the Night Stalker's ghost" that gave her a thread.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Daily dump! Feat. "computers are the same as made-up genders because humans made them"

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"Being drawn to dark things"

So is every other 15 y/o in middle school, you pansy. Also your dad wasn't transphobic, he just wasn't about to entertain your fantasy of being a Satan worshipping "they".

YOU'RE THIRTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. STOP THE OH WOE PITY ME CRAP AND MOVE OUT IF IT'S SUCH A PROBLEM. Meanwhile while you're living rent free in your parents' house acting like a teenager and bitching about self-dx'd conditions, a man on reddit is stuck in poverty because he has to choose between food or death, with his insulin shots for Type 1 Diabetes sucking up $400 every fucking month.

Stop your goddamn pity party and grow the fuck up. People have problems. Deal with them.

Edited to add: I am 100% certain she sent herself those asspat anons. Nobody would coddle her with her hellgender serial fucker shit.

 

[Soggy Towel]

She literally NEVER brings up that the crux of what we laugh at is that she constantly talks about her partners that are, again, fucking ghosts. She's saying she's changed, is she saying she no longer sucks serial killer ghost dick?

If it weren't for that shit, I doubt she would've ended up here. Yeah, the made up hellgenders is cringey as fuck, but it's the "social wokeness" paired with "Oh but btw, I fuck the Night Stalker's ghost" that gave her a thread.

she did say she wasn’t going to talk about her serial killer ghost harem or her astral travels anymore, and doesn’t really mention her “partners” often unless shes in a twitter slapfight. So I guess that’s one thing she’s learned, even if she does still bring them up on twitter and act as if theyre real.

i wonder how her astral babies are doing.

 

[PuckishRogue]

she did say she wasn’t going to talk about her serial killer ghost harem or her astral travels anymore, and doesn’t really mention her “partners” often unless shes in a twitter slapfight. So I guess that’s one thing she’s learned, even if she does still bring them up on twitter and act as if theyre real.

i wonder how her astral babies are doing.

Absolutely, she's said she won't talk about them which, honestly, proves she knows it's horseshit. This isn't someone who's hearing voices and thinks she's dicking down with a serial killer. It's someone who thinks that makes her sound edgy and cool and 'omg totally the love he would've needed to be good' like some shitty vampire romance novel. If anything, her ability to put that shit to the side seems, to me, like she knows it's a lie.

Like Chris chan talks about his partners to everyone. His fake, CARTOON partners. Even if people call him out, he sticks by his guns and keeps talking about it and I think he's a genuinely mentally unwell dude. He's nuts, so of course he sticks by his guns.
She doesn't. She just... fuckin' buckles, because she knows it's a lie. She still thinks it makes her sound special and edgy, but she's unwilling to face the pushback. It's much easier to play pretend and only bring them up oh so vaguely when it can get her out of a sticky situation.

Maybe Hell has child protective services.

 

[Soggy Towel]

Absolutely, she's said she won't talk about them which, honestly, proves she knows it's horseshit. This isn't someone who's hearing voices and thinks she's dicking down with a serial killer. It's someone who thinks that makes her sound edgy and cool and 'omg totally the love he would've needed to be good' like some shitty vampire romance novel. If anything, her ability to put that shit to the side seems, to me, like she knows it's a lie.

Like Chris chan talks about his partners to everyone. His fake, CARTOON partners. Even if people call him out, he sticks by his guns and keeps talking about it and I think he's a genuinely mentally unwell dude. He's nuts, so of course he sticks by his guns.
She doesn't. She just... fuckin' buckles, because she knows it's a lie. She still thinks it makes her sound special and edgy, but she's unwilling to face the pushback. It's much easier to play pretend and only bring them up oh so vaguely when it can get her out of a sticky situation.

Maybe Hell has child protective services.

makes me wonder why she doesn’t just do roleplaying or something. if she framed it that way sure it would still be weird and dumb, but at least nobody would know she’s actually serious (or tries to be) about her “spirit companions” and use that against her. like make up some edgy goth OC that can talk to ghosts. take notes please steph I’m trying to give you ideas

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

she did say she wasn’t going to talk about her serial killer ghost harem or her astral travels anymore, and doesn’t really mention her “partners” often unless shes in a twitter slapfight. So I guess that’s one thing she’s learned, even if she does still bring them up on twitter and act as if theyre real.

i wonder how her astral babies are doing.

She abandoned them because their daddies wouldn't cough up astral child support. Now they're in the astral foster care system.

She bitches and moans about how her fee fees on kiwifarms triggered a panic attack yet fetishizes people who legitimately give innocent people panic attacks. How self centered.

 

[PuckishRogue]

She abandoned them because their daddies wouldn't cough up astral child support. Now they're in the astral foster care system.

She bitches and moans about how her fee fees on kiwifarms triggered a panic attack yet fetishizes people who legitimately give innocent people panic attacks. How self centered.

Legit. "These people are pointing out the weird shit I do and say, they're awful! but I'm allowed to fetishize people, including a couple of the worst serial killers America has had!" But it's TOTES OKAY GUYS THEY WERE TOTES IN HEAVEN THEY WERE FORGIVEN.

 

[shoshanna]

Daily dump! Feat. "computers are the same as made-up genders because humans made them"

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"Not like I already had really awful dysphoria from my dad last night being transphobic"

Her dad, probably: "Stephanie, you can't identify as a demon"

Her: OMG Tumblr, he deadnamed me and is being so transphobic!!!