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STPD came after she claimed to go get professionally diagnosed.
Then this is weird that David mentions BPD. If she genuinely was diagnosed with STPD, wouldn't her boyfriend know? Though he claims she is a liar... Maybe they both are.
Pedo accusations are a dime a dozen, it's not noteworthy unless you have legitimate proof. Drawing cartoon porn doesn't count.
Did you read my reply or not? I used the same argument to defend her up until I got the more or less whole picture yesterday. It's not just drawing cartoon porn.
 
My personal lolcow is a 40 year old Male feminist in the warhammer 40k fandom. His art is as appealing as dog vomit and he throws a tantrum whenever you criticize his female space marines. He almost got a Games Workshop employee fired because the dude made fun of his art and sent a whiny email to his store and doxxed him on Twitter. Then he proceeds to deny ever doxing said employee and didn't own up to the fact he was an asshole. He basically had the asking for it mindset. His GF is also a buzzfeed writer who looks like a 12 year old boy.
 
Now that I've learned the difference between personal lolcow threads...

I've never interacted with mine, but he's a Male Feminist who fantasizes about strangling writers for anything bad that happens to a female character...while calling a female artist his "mortal enemy" because he doesn't like her style. He's also borderline kin with a certain character; said character is resilient as fuck in canon but in this dude's head he's a fragile boi who must NEVER be shipped with another guy who teases and annoys him because that second guy is Abusive.
 
And a blind photographer? What kind of blindness does she have? There are different types that don't result in total blindness but uh... she seems to imply she has total blindness?

hey she's a blind photographer and a blind artist, thank you.

cey never specifies past the fact that her vision allegedly began degrading at some point or another. virtually all of her backstory relies on that or "I didn't know it was this bad/odd" and I think it's fascinating how willing she is to talk about something that's so clearly fabricated.
 
I know this guy who is basically obsessed with Cuphead and Mugman Pairing and Mpreg, it's honestly pretty fucking weird
Though his tumblr name fits him well: https://that-cupcest-sinner.tumblr.com/
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There a bunch of Funny Men™ on tumblr I follow. They tend to have super esoteric political views and are Sekrit klub as all fuck.

One thing I have noticed is how they rarely go after each other despite having completely opposing views and just going after normal (or normal by tumblr standards) people. I think its because they know if they go after other Funny Men™ that its a pointless as all they can ever do is shitpost each other.

My personal lolcow is a 40 year old Male feminist in the warhammer 40k fandom. His art is as appealing as dog vomit and he throws a tantrum whenever you criticize his female space marines. He almost got a Games Workshop employee fired because the dude made fun of his art and sent a whiny email to his store and doxxed him on Twitter. Then he proceeds to deny ever doxing said employee and didn't own up to the fact he was an asshole. He basically had the asking for it mindset. His GF is also a buzzfeed writer who looks like a 12 year old boy.

A lot of these kinda fags are only into 40K for Slaanesh, or Sisters of Battle. They come across as very vindictive, like they are only doing it because it is seen as such a male dominated hobby/fanbase, and they wanna fuck it up because fuck "boys only clubs". Purposely drawing the most tranny feminine faggotry shit everywhere. Makin things that aren't queer queer, when there is literally a dedicated female faction, and lots of gay shit already.

The closest I could think of is if a bunch of guys got into some fujioshi anime and made it all about lesbians to fuck over the majority female demographic.

Its petty and childish as all hell.
 
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Why do these lolcows always think they're attractive/fuckable??




This sjw also has a massive hateboner for "problematic" shit in vidya games, other stuff and fiction apparently.



horny degenerates gotta degenerate to lolis


lol he thinks that he's actually doing something for social justice when he's actually the virtue signaler he loves to hate

no they ain't buddy.

lmfao every single tumblr sjw always has some form of depression or anxiety or autism. Guess no one actually likes their crazy rambling ass in real life.

Jeez, I wonder why sjws are hated by everyone.
 
There a bunch of Funny Men™ on tumblr I follow. They tend to have super esoteric political views and are Sekrit klub as all fuck.

One thing I have noticed is how they rarely go after each other despite having completely apposing views and just going after normal (or normal by tumblr standards) people. I think its because they know if they go after other Funny Men™ that its a pointless as all they can ever do is shitpost each other.



A lot of these kinda fags are only into 40K for Slaanesh, or Sisters of Battle. They come across as very vindictive, like they are only doing it because it is seen as such a male dominated hobby/fanbase, and they wanna fuck it up because fuck "boys only clubs". Purposely drawing the most tranny feminine faggotry shit everywhere. Makin things that aren't queer queer, when there is literally a dedicated female faction, and lots of gay shit already.

The closest I could think of is if a bunch of guys got into some fujioshi anime and made it all about lesbians to fuck over the majority female demographic.

Its petty and childish as all hell.

Yeah I used to mess with this guy a lot. He seems to know fuck all about warhammer canon. He loses his shit when you tell him his creations aren't canon and has white knights that would defend him the way. Like he made a female space marine chapter and every space marine is like a different race with the generic half shaven tumblr cut and nose ring. But just slap a different skintone on it for diversity points. I got called an ableist because I explained how dreadnoughts can not be autistic.
 
V1als is getting to be one for me. Back in the day, he used to post some pretty excellent creepypasta, accounts of the paranomal shit that apparently followed him around at all hours of every single day (he swore up and down he was attacked by a mountain demon), and urban exploration stuff. He dropped off the map for a while, came back, and started posting about the fabulous, prestigious, highly confidential job he'd somehow managed to land despite being in his early 20s and recently homeless. Very humble braggy stuff, pictures of expensive London dinners and whatnot. Now he mostly offers self-help advice, pictures of himself drinking wine, and lots of squawking about "decadence and aesthetic!!!"

Basically, he's either a chronic liar or the most interesting human being in the world. He's not lolcow material yet, just kind of obnoxious, but I feel like someday he's going to do something ala Sixpenceee and it's going to be funny.
 
Some mid 20s "ace lesbian" who still lives with their mom jobless but they do "progressive" art apparently.

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Well who wouldn't identify as asexual if no one wanted to fuck them.

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"wouldn't a relationship be nice"

"when I have a job"

"23/queer"

That says it all.

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It's always the ugliest people who have never been told they're pretty in their life that bitch about "objectification" in vidya games


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Ambiguously brown ocs, the pinnacle of social justice.

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Aannnd here's what "she" looks like irl
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How attractive.
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I can literally smell this picture.
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Very doubtful that this person actually has friends or actually got hit on at a bar or goes outside even. Unless she just hangs out with the other "qweers" and hides her retarded art from people she knows.
 
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Some mid 20s "ace lesbian" who still lives with their mom jobless but they do "progressive" art apparently.

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Well who wouldn't identify as asexual if no one wanted to fuck them.

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"wouldn't a relationship be nice"

"when I have a job"

"23/queer"

That says it all.

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It's always the ugliest people who have never been told they're pretty in their life that bitch about "objectification" in vidya games


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Ambiguously brown ocs, the pinnacle of social justice.

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Aannnd here's what "she" looks like irl
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How attractive.
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I can literally smell this picture.
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Very doubtful that this person actually has friends or actually got hit on at a bar or goes outside even. Unless she just hangs out with the other "qweers" and hides her exceptional art from people she knows.


She makes canonically sexy or canonically cute female characters look like fat Hulk clones, while also crying crocodile tears about “sexualization”... while she’s plain-looking at best and borderline ugly at worst, AND wears clothes that make her look even worse...

Me thinks this person hates attractive girls for being prettier than she is and projects her self-hate through that crappy, chunky, style-less “art”.
 
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There's a dude I used to be mutuals with who surprisingly popular, he rubs elbows with a lot of the famous funnymen on the site, I won't drop his name because he isn't a full on lolcow but I get the vibe he's in line to be one of the big insufferable funnymen that prop themselves up as the kings of tumblr. He's one of those self styled "reformed 4channers" who loves to talk about going back to the site all the time to "immerse himself in trash" and grab screenshots/reaction pictures.
He's also pushing 30 and still obsessed with transformers.
It's a bit of a bummer, I used to think he was pretty nice, now he's just kind of a jackass.
 
Didn't really think about posting this guy initially, but now that I've beared witness to a recent event (see below), I figured, why not?

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URL: https://lets-talk-about-politics.tumblr.com

Basically this guy's blog claims to be nonpartisan ("A blog for liberals, conservatives, or anybody in between"), but he's ironically this hyper-partisan liberal dude who wants a world of one-sided liberal discussion and as soon as that is threatened, he gets angry at those he considers his enemies and will even block them if his anger at them takes over his mind.

I know of a few conservative people on Tumblr who have recently been blocked by this guy simply for the unironic sin of disagreeing with him. One such example sticks out to me in that during a debate, he brought up this person's children as a means of intimidating him into retracting what he said. He refused and was blocked by him, reason, "harassment," all because he tried to debate him.
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Fun fact, he also hides his debating in the notes of his posts like a scaredy-cat (see his answer why below).

Some more fun screenshots of his antics:

Ironic because credibility to him is about liberal ideology.
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Doesn't believe in using independent sources other than mainstream shit such as the Daily Wire.
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Attempts to shove on me his twisted liberal definition of a conservative:
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Proves all along what I've been saying about him and his blog:
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During a debate on felons' voting rights, this angry response answers why he hides in the notes during his debates:
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I'd post more screenshots, but I don't want to take up this page with a wall of shit either. Still not sure if he's 'lolcow' worthy or not as I'm still kinda a newbie here, so if he isn't, let me know.
 
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In college, I made a very good friend in another girl--I'll call her "Sarah"--and we had a really hard math class together. We were both terrible at it but we decided to team up and study together for two weeks before the final. We ended up passing with flying colors and it was just an overall great experience. Hardship forges bonds between people after all.

Anyway so Sarah's a year older and she graduates a year before me. We keep touch on social media. A year after this and I was still feeling good about our friendship. She'd identified as a lesbian back then and had all the tumblr warning signs (dyed hair, nose ring, etc) but she still seemed like an overall good person. She was well-liked around the university when she'd been there and she was pretty easygoing and kind to everyone. I was glad because it proved that there's hope for people that might seem like they're the stereotypical sjw shill and I thought that Sarah had a good head on her shoulders and a bright future ahead of her.

Well flashforward to that following year and she comes out as transgender, wanting to be called "Owen". I go along with it. She proved to me in college that she was a good person and I believed in my heart that her being trans wouldn't change that. There's plenty of good-hearted un-haughty trans people out there and why would this be different? I supported her and called her by her new pronouns and everything like that. I thought it was a bit weird since she'd been VERY into her lesbian identity but whatever. Your life, do what you want with it.

Then the red flags started to appear. She wasn't interested in an operation but had no problem blogging about giving children access to hormones at a very young age. She started blogging all about how men were terrible, horrible human beings and that as a "trans-male" she was everything that men should be and that "toxic masculinity" was a greater threat than 9/11, her words not mine. This became a daily thing. My social media was constantly bombarded with posts about this nonsense, how white people are evil, how young boys need to be taught how horrid they are from infancy, how every fictional character needs to be gay or trans and so on.

It was hard. Really hard. Because on one hand, this was a person I'd believed to be better than this. I didn't care about the trans thing so long as they didn't lose their head about it. But of course the inevitable happened and she'd gone absolutely bonkers. The anti-men posts were the worst. In spite of being a FTM, the level of bile and rage she dedicated to spew at them was really disheartening. This is someone who'd had so many guy friends in college and had been there for many of them. This is someone whose father had been a preacher but had never once judged her and had given her endless support. Every day it was "toxic masculinity" or "all men are rapists" or "men need to be put in their place forever", and blah blah blah.

The final nail in the coffin was, funnily enough, when she started posting Assigned Male unironically. I sorta just snapped. Not so much because of how awful and lulzy Assigned Male is but because I just couldn't believe she was stupid enough to buy into that nonsense.

So yeah. I feel bad about it, guys. Sometimes in cases like this, I realize that there are real people behind these screeching lunatics that we see all the time on sites like Tumblr or what have you. These are people that could very easily be likable and good persons in their own right but let themselves take crazy pills and willingly choose to warp into shrieking triggered harpies. It's a sad lot in life.
 
So I followed this person before they were known as "octolinglesbian" since he seemed pretty okay.
Yeah I was wrong but I decided to keep following him (BTW he's a man turned trans woman, I'll refer to him as male). Below are some screenshots I took of his blog (and a post he reblogged)
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and we're already off to a great start (forgot to mention he's 14 BTW)
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I'd want to support you if you would stop complaining about your problems (and I say this as a person who's okay with nonspergy LGBTs)

Also I'm on mobile so excuse the (maybe) poor formatting

EDIT: he reblogged it again right after I posted
 

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A 14 year old on the internet? Acting stupid?

Heaven forbid!
 
I knew a couple of people a long time ago. I got into the shit-end of it with the Jojo fandom. There's a lot of garbage stuff to talk about there - your typical pedophilia approval, some weird obsession with making characters trans for no reason and then outting them in fanfiction, etc.

But two I remember in particular. J and P for short. P was someone I always someone I wanted to bring up as a potential LOLcow but I always felt that if I did that, a ton of personal shit would come up about it. But honestly after writing all this out, I don't think I care.

J and P were really into fat fetishism. J told me out of nowhere that they were really into vore, while P was obsessed with binge eating and food obsession. You know the shit Amberlynn, Chantel, etc. get into? P would do this weird, gross shit where she'd make an RP account and find any excuse she could to turn the character in a crying, fat depressive sack of shit, and had done this several times, to several different muses. It was always characters she'd get obsessed with, and a few times she or the others would highlight making this character bedbound basically so they could become a mattress.

J basically was just there to encourage this and was an enabler. P eventually moved it to a private account but also constantly talked about posting on it, but every so often they would both post feeder shit again in public. P also had a huge list of blogs available to access, which she never wiped, so if you looked at any of them for any amount of time you'd find layers of feeder fetish. The one blog I remember the most was this one based off a humanoid, feminine King Crimson that was some demon (like, not even King Crimson anymore, just a woman dressed as King Crimson, and she had the forehead plate too but now it was some wirey demon sidekick) who had a BDSM blog you could, like the others, access from P's page. One time she connected this character to an RP she had that I was watching - one of the first three posts were about force-feeding someone.

P also had several habits, like shutting down everything (but never deleting anything, heavens no), calling RPs quit, throwing temper tantrums basically for no reason. It often came off like she was an attention whore, wanting to be pitied because she has "depression" and "anxiety". If she wasn't getting her way she'd come off as super spoiled, but then never gave anything in return.

They had a third friend who had some of the same fetish stuff, but kept it private for the most part. She often RP'd too but she was a voice of reason, tried to anchor everyone in, and was often done with their shit but helped anyway due to wanting to be a good friend.

Worst part? P seriously RP'd during conversation. Not like "*touches bulge* owo what is this" bad, like full on entering a character mid-chat like a front or DID, spending anywhere between half an hour to three hours RPing, and being unable to say anything unless it was under the mask of whatever muse she had at the time. No one had a reason either and I don't recall P ever having an excuse, either. J had this enabling conspiracy that she really was sick and had done this for a very long time now, but I didn't buy it.

I never really updated myself with what they were doing.
 
This was my personal lolcow for a few years until shit went down and she sorted herself out. Cuntzillaa/pennypumpster (cuntzillaa.tumblr.com) Came across her a couple years ago on a kink tag. She has Bipolar disorder and is one of the biggest masochists I’ve seen on there. She met a guy called Sid (degeneratecowboy/facet of faces/murder her) through Rape Bait Acedemy. She fell for him hard and would do any fucked up thing he wanted her to do, namely fuck herself with a toilet brush, super glue her lips together, punch herself in the face over 100 times in one sitting, ruining herself so badly anally that it cannot be medically fixed etc. this cumulated to her travelling 3000 miles to see him so that he could beat her, fuck her and shave her head. She was going to uproot herself for him. She knew he was married but was told they were in an open relationship and his wife knew about her. Turns out she didn’t, and they also had a kid, and he didn’t even live in the state he claimed to be from. He took advantage of her shakey mental health to completely control her and use her as his play thing. At one stage there was a massive confusion because he stole her tumblr and when she created a new one to let people know, he convinced everyone that the new tumblr was a fake stalker harassing them. Apparently now she’s married “to her best friend” and even though she reblogs a lot of filthy shit, she seems to have her stuff together and that makes me happy to see. I do feel bad about the permanent damage she ended up doing to herself though. EAF26EE0-1B7C-4C71-A957-66B1DE6AFF15.jpeg 5B09ED4C-428B-41B0-8176-18D5284CA23B.jpeg D7419FFC-30E3-4767-BDD5-596440212750.jpeg C7A5A37F-9614-43E4-B1DC-CAFE4F0C3DE5.jpeg D18EA85A-25B3-44A5-A401-54BE63F69E58.jpeg C85ABBC7-DFF0-4E3B-B2F3-62AD93C4E11C.jpeg B9C57F74-077C-462F-9479-B0A65B662A48.jpeg 398F90FC-693F-4E0C-94CA-C6F842C42A25.jpeg 74AF44D7-2F7B-4EE1-A468-82D88961277A.jpeg 55914CAB-4478-405C-A433-0013FAC071C8.jpeg D98321BC-B3DA-4730-8C8B-314E9306CFAE.jpeg
 
Found a budding lolcalf who's, surprisingly enough, obsessed with Fraggle Rock pretty much same way some are obsessed with SU.
3lazy5make a bigger post right now, just see for yourselves: their tumblr and listo.

*They're 16 though and I don't remember what age personal lolcows should be to get a mention here? Should I wait a couple years? :)
 
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