💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Wow Boogie, how cool of you to make a meme on a subject that was trending two months ago. Come September will you make a video on the Thailand soccer team and how it relates to your own history of suffering?

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@Xanax I guess the "hey I broke my arm awesome! Now I get to take more time off! No pain!" routine could just be a mania, but imma go with percs.
 
the autist of dojima powiedział(a):
Do people seem to forget the theory that dez was a gold digger waiting for boogie to die to receive his shekels and once he got the surgery she couldnt take it anymore and fucked off?
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Nobody here thinks this, that's his autistic fanbase idea, because they can't bear to acknowledge how much of a cruel little (big) man he is. I think it's quite obvious he drove Dez to the edge, I don't blame the woman, she's clearly out and finished and would be happy to never say his name again.
 
the autist of dojima powiedział(a):
Do people seem to forget the theory that dez was a gold digger waiting for boogie to die to receive his shekels and once he got the surgery she couldnt take it anymore and fucked off?
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Didn't she quite literally wipe his ass for him when he couldn't clean himself?

LordofCringe7206 powiedział(a):
Wow Boogie, how cool of you to make a meme on a subject that was trending two months ago. Come September will you make a video on the Thailand soccer team and how it relates to your own history of suffering?

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This made me laugh because my YouTube recommendation feed is still oddly full of videos related to Ugandan Knuckles from six months ago.
 
the autist of dojima powiedział(a):
Do people seem to forget the theory that dez was a gold digger waiting for boogie to die to receive his shekels and once he got the surgery she couldnt take it anymore and fucked off?
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I'm not sure how much money Boogie is worth but:thinking: I don't think it's enough to golddig him while also being his full-time carer.
Checked his net worth, it's 700k. That's not nearly enough for a golddigger. That's like, a furnished house, a computer and a car.
 
It's a shame it wasn't his legs that broke since he doesn't use them.
killmeme powiedział(a):
Checked his net worth, it's 700k. That's not nearly enough for a golddigger. That's like, a furnished house, a computer and a car.
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His net worth is only low because YouTubers are notoriously shitty at saving money. He could have thrown darts at a board full of blue chip stocks years ago after he started, done nothing with them and been a millionaire by now. Boogie might not have a yacht but he makes at least enough for camgirls to reply to his DMs.
 
Orkeosaurus powiedział(a):
It's a shame it wasn't his legs that broke since he doesn't use them.

His net worth is only low because YouTubers are notoriously shitty at saving money. He could have thrown darts at a board full of blue chip stocks years ago after he started, done nothing with them and been a millionaire by now. Boogie might not have a yacht but he makes at least enough for camgirls to reply to his DMs.
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Hey those are legit dates, boogie wouldn't lie, AND on top of that they are Arkansas 10's.
 
If this broken arm is serious business then Boogie will be forced to hire a caretaker. Boogie won't be able of dressing himself or wiping his own ass (or maybe he can't already) and Chad ain't doing that since he needs to guard the door with his very powerful gun in case a kiwifarmer tries to kill Boogie.

Be aware, in a few weeks we'll soon see Boogie complaining about health care being too expensive.

LordofCringe7206 powiedział(a):
Wow Boogie, how cool of you to make a meme on a subject that was trending two months ago. Come September will you make a video on the Thailand soccer team and how it relates to your own history of suffering?

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He doesn't even make those memes, he just reposts them from reddit main page. He always steals memes from reddit.

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But sometimes he doesn't admit stealing just like now. It's just more proof of how naturally unfunny Boogie is and a reminder that he often steals other people jokes.
 
killmeme powiedział(a):
I'm not sure how much money Boogie is worth but I don't think it's enough to golddig him while also being his full-time carer.
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Yeah, but you forgot that if you marry him you automatically have access to his house, utilities, toys, etc., being his plus one for all the traveling and conventions he runs. You know that he's too fat to move from room to room so you probably have most of the house to yourself, you can probably go fuck around (literally) and have adventures with your friends and not worry about him coming along. You can probably be satisfied sexually by other partners and not have to commit anything to Boogie because, let's be hoenst, what the fuck can he do at all? Plus, in terms of expenses Boogie will probably spend most of it on cheap toys and food, leaving you with more than enough for your own hobbies. All you have to sacrifice is wiping his arse all the day in the bathroom.
 
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Do you think when Boogie fell down he did that thing that some fat people do when they fall down? Where they just roll around on the floor crying for help, yelling "AMBULANCE! CALL AN AMBULANCE! I'M DYING!"
 
karatemanchan37 powiedział(a):
Yeah, but you forgot that if you marry him you automatically have access to his house, utilities, toys, etc., being his plus one for all the traveling and conventions he runs. You know that he's too fat to move from room to room so you probably have most of the house to yourself, you can probably go fuck around (literally) and have adventures with your friends and not worry about him coming along. You can probably be satisfied sexually by other partners and not have to commit anything to Boogie because, let's be hoenst, what the fuck can he do at all? Plus, in terms of expenses Boogie will probably spend most of it on cheap toys and food, leaving you with more than enough for your own hobbies. All you have to sacrifice is wiping his arse all the day in the bathroom.
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Yeah but you forget you still have to wipe his doodoo, help him shower and do other not very glamorous caretaker stuff because Boogie couldn't/can't move. Toys get boring, fucking around(if she did) gets boring, and do you really think an attractive young girl wants to be seen with a middle-aged hambeast at the conventions and what little travelling Boogie is able to do?
It's not a fulfilling life.
 
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