[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't think toren could either. Think about it for a second. They're both fucking dumb as a goldfish, they both have been arrested for doing something stupid, and I have no doubt that both have been voluntarily committed to a mental Ward for attention. So no. Besides the only thing toren ever wants to buy is dildos, weed, and cheap ass vodka.

Then again, Toren does not need to have a gun to turn Phil into pasta sauce. That's because he can use those vodka bottles and toilet bat to do so.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Then again, Toren does not need to have a gun to turn Phil into pasta sauce. That's because he can use those vodka bottles and toilet bat to do so.

One day, I promise you, Phil will end up pissing the ogre off, either with his noxious, rotting smell coming from necrosis because he doesn't properly care for himself or his trench, or he is going to say or do something so remotely stupid, it will land toren in jail because Phil blames the said stupidity on him. At that point, it would be in Phil's best interests to change to door locks, but Phil doesn't know how to do that, so when toren is released from jail, Phil will end up in the hospital. Oh what I would give to see these two tards fist fight.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil is honestly run out of ideas he played the "I totes have a gun" antics before he left Philly.

He was lying his ass off then, and is now. Phil has mentally stepped back so far, how long until he forgets he got the stink ditch and starts telling us he's gonna get his dick cut off?

Honestly, he's dumb enough to forget he lost his dick.

 

[Degenerate]

He ain't packing heat in a very certain downstairs area.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Oooh Phil, you're so hard (again).

:yawn.gif:

Do something exciting with the gun, fat boy. Go pose downtown 'packing heat'. Use it instead of your thirty cans of pepper spray to 'deal with a cis person threatening violence' or whatever bullshit story you usually trot out when you want at little ego boost. Go on. You're a big tough Latinx grrrrrl. Prove it.

Oh wait, it's just a toy gun and you only bought it to play dress-up for selfies, the same as the roller skates, baseball bats, punching bag, boxing gloves, face masks and the bike you used a month's rowboat on and trekked across town to get but have never ridden outside of a stand in your living room.

Poser. Fake.

Edit: he saved all the used casings from his time at the shooting range, like an autistic 9-year-old , and now he's doodling antifa signs with them because he thinks it makes him look tough. You couldn't make this shit up. It's just too funny. Pre-teens would cringe at that gun casing pattern photo.

Nice to see Phil supporting such a wholesome American business such as firearms, though.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Phil is honestly run out of ideas he played the "I totes have a gun" antics before he left Philly.

He was lying his ass off then, and is now. Phil has mentally stepped back so far, how long until he forgets he got the stink ditch and starts telling us he's gonna get his dick cut off?

Honestly, he's dumb enough to forget he lost his dick.

He's certainly dumb enough to forget that he was pretending to lose his balls. Remember how he only made his "losing interest in porn" post after his stinkditch (and resultant actual ball removal) instead of after the alleged ball removal? He's so dumb he never even realized that he just shot down his own lie.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil is too much of a coward to even dare walking around with a fake pistol - he'd get scared the police would see the gun and walk up demanding to see the gun license he doesn't have.

The only confrontation Phil would ever risk is one he knew was absolutely on his terms alone. Which he knows will never, EVER happen since the glorious trans revolution isn't happening.

 

[Coldgrip]

One day, I promise you, Phil will end up pissing the ogre off, either with his noxious, rotting smell coming from necrosis because he doesn't properly care for himself or his trench, or he is going to say or do something so remotely stupid, it will land toren in jail because Phil blames the said stupidity on him. At that point, it would be in Phil's best interests to change to door locks, but Phil doesn't know how to do that, so when toren is released from jail, Phil will end up in the hospital. Oh what I would give to see these two tards fist fight.

Phil lives in perpetual fear of Jon, so as long as the vodka goblin has his nail polish remover and Phil gives him a wide enough birth he'll be more or less safe. Now him going outside to get more cheese or waddling down to a local protest (where he'll stay on the fringe, well away from any actual action and where the cops are likely to hang out) and encountering somebody that pisses him off I can see him pulling that pop-gun out to try and intimidate them. And promptly getting a long-overdue asskicking.

 

[wellthathappened]

Edit: he saved all the used casings from his time at the shooting range, like an autistic 9-year-old , and now he's doodling antifa signs with them because he thinks it makes him look tough. .

Casings are something to be annoyingly swept into a pile, not something to collect. I guess this wouldn't apply if you were making reloads, but Phil is definitely not.

If Phil could produce more casings with what he owns, why would he need to save the casings from the range?

 

[James Howlett]

Phil could totally destroy us with that gun...


If he used it on his cell phone and modem.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the glorious trans revolution isn't happening

So much for "queer socialist revolution now."

(that Naruto cosplay pic)

 

[Adamska]

Have fun being looked at by feds again given how you're basically acting just like the people on a watch list Phil. Making pathetic threats with loaned guns from an unofficial range is not the way to intimidate; it's the way for me to laugh at either you getting arrested, or your obituary from accidental suicide/a massively failed spree shooting.

I honestly believe youd be the only fucktard here who'd out fail couch cuck.

 

[wellthathappened]

I really hope tax dollars won't be spent on this dickless wonder stuffing a pellet gun in his hot topic belt.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil would make Randy Stair look like Rambo if he tried anything.

I know a lot of people ween and I'm sure Phil is on a lot of lists because of that, but this day and age I do slightly wonder if he's such an easy mark they pick him up and DHS acts like they just stopped Vegas 2.0.

 

[wellthathappened]

Phil would make Randy Stair look like Rambo if he tried anything.

I know a lot of people I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME and I'm sure Phil is on a lot of lists because of that, but this day and age I do slightly wonder if he's such an easy mark they pick him up and DHS acts like they just stopped Vegas 2.0.

But he doesn't own any guns. He's so desperate he saved casings from a gun range.

 

[Bassomatic]

But he doesn't own any guns. He's so desperate he saved casings from a gun range.

Exactly why it's an easy mark, he's got a pile of shitty knives and other toy level weapons. SWAT team kicks door in looks like a hero with less danger than a bee sting.

Honestly if he is being watched, they are probably laughing just as hard as we are at him. I don't much think it'll happen but more of a what if because really, a little creative story telling, you yank a retard off the street and look like Billy Badass and I mean Phil is already costing us a ton on welfare and getting his dick cut off, so prison would be same waste of cash on him.

 

[wellthathappened]

Exactly why it's an easy mark, he's got a pile of shitty knives and other toy level weapons. SWAT team kicks door in looks like a hero with less danger than a bee sting.

Honestly if he is being watched, they are probably laughing just as hard as we are at him. I don't much think it'll happen but more of a what if because really, a little creative story telling, you yank an exceptional individual off the street and look like Billy Badass and I mean Phil is already costing us a ton on welfare and getting his dick cut off, so prison would be same waste of cash on him.

I don't really think about Phil in these terms.

 

[Bassomatic]

I don't really think about Phil in these terms.

I seriously doubt he's gonna get his door kicked in by SWAT I didn't mean to imply it, more just thinking aloud as DEA has done just that kick in a low level guy who sells dime bag to high schoolers and act like they shut down Pablo Escobar by themselves to justify their antics.

Phil is the same level of risk and hassle when the dealer probably has an angry soccer mom call a few times, Phil has weens so it's just kinda a passing thought what if the ATF felt the same way.

But the ATF is only around to make gun laws that have more autism than Sonichu and shoot dogs.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Some users here have been doxed, though I would expect Phil's spree to be poorly planned and poorly executed, so it would likely be far more stupid than trying to track down kiwis. Maybe something like attacking Nike because capitalism is evil or something. You are 100 percent correct about the risk factors here, becoming fixated on firearms and weapons is a known risk factor for violence. It's a disturbing development.


If the FBI doesnt monitor this website for tips about potentially dangerous individuals they are totally incompetent. But maybe they don't.

Knowing Phil he'd break in the window/sneak around the house of somebody with a real gun.

To anyone concerned about Phil getting a gun in his name, Oregon is full of Liberal cucks, it's not Michigan. They put you through the wringer and would tick all the boxes for "should not touch a gun ever". Anyone who supplies this tard with a gun would deserve the consequences.

 

[wellthathappened]

Knowing Phil he'd break in the window/sneak around the house of somebody with a real gun.

To anyone concerned about Phil getting a gun in his name, Oregon is full of Liberal cucks, it's not Michigan. They put you through the wringer and would tick all the boxes for "should not touch a gun ever". Anyone who supplies this tard with a gun would deserve the consequences.

Portland Armslist has shitty 9mm Hi-Points for less than 100. This is all just goofy LARP stuff.