[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

[nvrwastetree]

Let's see it, Phil. Whip it out.

Nigga probably left it loaded and safety off

In the words of Cyrus, from Trailer Park Boys, "safety...always off."

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Ok, it's been said, but as a gun sperg I feel the need to reiterate, because this shit is not funny:
Do not ever carry a firearm in this fashion. Many CCW-friendly pistols do not have a traditional safety, and can discharge accidentally if handled by an idiot. Even a holster must be carefully researched to ensure it's built to safely and correctly conceal a pistol.
Don't be a Phil, folks. He's gonna shoot his neovagina off. Do your research and spend the money for safe carry.

Edit:
Pocket and waistband carrying is an issue because you know what else is at about that height?
Guard rails. Door handles. Trash cans. About a million fucking things that can bump up against it. If it's not in a proper holster that protects the trigger? Any one of those things is a potential shot, and if that's Phil, whatever, but if the barrel is pointed backwards or who the fuck knows where? That can be another human being. That can be a 9-year old. That can be a mother of 3.
Seriously, I wanna laugh, but this isn't fucking funny. This is dangerously irresponsible if he's carrying this around, to the point that I would ask anyone in touch with him to pressure him into buying a proper holster for it. He can play like some fucking Antifa cowboy shit, I don't care, but waistband carry kills people.

 

[Randy Lahey]

In the words of Cyrus, from Trailer Park Boys, "safety...always off."

“Angelo told me he was proud of me once... fuckin’ prick.”

 

[Positron]

 

[Crisseh]

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He's really going to run with this for all it's worth.

Most people shoot guns and never make a big deal about it. To Phil, his life is so boring that this will be the highlight of his life for the next few weeks.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

The only heat he is packing is hot air. Spud can't fire a gun right, so he's about as threatening as your average Stormtrooper. In other words, someone can get arrested for giving this tard a gun.

Probably holds it like a nigger, too.

Holding a gun horizontally just makes you look stupid.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a fairy, he has no penis, and anyone he pulled a gun on would take it from him, ram it up his ass and pull the trigger until it clicked.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“I am an Anarchist Trans Woman of my word.” No you aren’t, you fat tard, you said you weren’t getting a gun until August 8th. I mean, I get that he’s so dumb that he can’t count, possibly due to the rolls of flab hanging off his head weighing his brain down, but that’s dumb even by his low standards.

I could also point out that Phil said the donations he used to buy this penis substitute were for surgery aftercare, but it’s kind of redundant. Phil is a dickless liar, and also fat.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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I'm not a gun sperg, and even I know those aren't bullets, just empty casings. Which I guess makes them a fitting medium with which to render his preferred political symbols in a fit of teenage edgelordery.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s good to see that Phil is willing to support the arms industry. I knew he was a right-winger at heart.

 

[Literal Rabbit]

The bat in the bathroom is for in case the nazis come for him when he's on the toilet :/

 

[Coldgrip]

Ok, it's been said, but as a gun sperg I feel the need to reiterate, because this shit is not funny:
Do not ever carry a firearm in this fashion. Many CCW-friendly pistols do not have a traditional safety, and can discharge accidentally if handled by an idiot. Even a holster must be carefully researched to ensure it's built to safely and correctly conceal a pistol.
Don't be a Phil, folks. He's gonna shoot his neovagina off. Do your research and spend the money for safe carry.

Edit:
Pocket and waistband carrying is an issue because you know what else is at about that height?
Guard rails. Door handles. Trash cans. About a million fucking things that can bump up against it. If it's not in a proper holster that protects the trigger? Any one of those things is a potential shot, and if that's Phil, whatever, but if the barrel is pointed backwards or who the fuck knows where? That can be another human being. That can be a 9-year old. That can be a mother of 3.
Seriously, I wanna laugh, but this isn't fucking funny. This is dangerously irresponsible if he's carrying this around, to the point that I would ask anyone in touch with him to pressure him into buying a proper holster for it. He can play like some fucking Antifa cowboy shit, I don't care, but waistband carry kills people.

Relax, either it's an airsoft or Phil had somebody take a picture of him with their firearm so Phil could pretend to be a big man.

 

[SofondaCox]

The horrible Mexican villain living next door better watch the fuck out.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Relax, either it's an airsoft or Phil had somebody take a picture of him with their firearm so Phil could pretend to be a big man.

Exactly this. Phil is desperate to score against us, but everything he does just makes us laugh at him even harder. In his desperation, he’s resorting to literally threatening to kill us - it’s just an autistic temper tantrum. And we are laughing still.

 

[AnOminous]

The horrible Mexican villain living next door better watch the fuck out.

Phil is such a fuckup that whoever he actually tries to shoot is probably the safest person in the room.

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Look at how fucking fat he is.

What a lardass.

 

[muh_moobs]

I would if all of them didn't perish in that boating accident I had. Quite the tragic event, I tell you

F

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I won't believe it until we have full, up close pics to prove it's an actual gun, not just an airsoft.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Incoming gunsperging:

There's absolutely no way he owns an authentic firearm unless he obtained it illegally, did a Private Sale, or it's just a range gun he rented and I would guess this isn't the case. He probably wouldn't (okay shouldn't) buy a firearm from a criminal and post about it online. I doubt he has the cash to pony up for a Private Sale, so it's likely a range gun or some buddy's gun. More likely it's a pellet gun though really.

In order for him to make a purchase legitimately, he would have to pass a background check with the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS). Here are the guidelines for who a person prohibited from purchasing:

A prohibited person is one who:

Has been convicted in any court of a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year;
Is under indictment for a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year;
Is a fugitive from justice;
Is an unlawful user of or addicted to any controlled substance;
Has been adjudicated as a mental defective or committed to a mental institution;
Is illegally or unlawfully in the United States;
Has been discharged from the Armed Forces under dishonorable conditions;
Having been a citizen of the United States, has renounced U.S. citizenship;
Is subject to a court order that restrains the person from harassing, stalking, or threatening an intimate partner or child of such intimate partner;
Has been convicted in any court of a "misdemeanor crime of domestic violence", a defined term in 18 U.S.C. 921(a)(33)[23]

He fits at least 2, maybe 3 of the criteria listed and lives in a State where they aren't in any way lax about that kind of shit. There's no way any NICS operator gave him a Proceed unless it was their first day and thought they were filling out a form for Arizona or something and even then they just took Phil's answers at face value. No fucking way in hell.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The thing is, even ignoring the reasons set out by others as to why he couldn’t get a gun, no part of this plan could work as intended.

He lacks the resources and intelligence to dox anyone here. The majority of Kiwis don’t live anywhere near him, and he has no money (and good luck taking a firearm on an aircraft).

So his only option is to work with his fantasy where he’s surrounded by Kiwi agents, and invent encounters. Except that won’t work, because the obvious question would arise as to why he hasn’t been arrested - the idiot’s posted enough threats online that he’d get lifted by the polis immediately.

So there is nothing he can do at all. This is it. This is as far as his campaign of terror can go.

 

[ON 190]

Having been a citizen of the United States, has renounced U.S. citizenship;

Don’t forget he was also squeaking about wanting to do this. Can’t have it both ways, Philtato.