#ambercon2k19

[kill me now]

just a lil’ poll

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

In 2019? By then it'll just be a funeral.

 

[NervousSideEye]

Only if it's held at a Texas Roadhouse.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Id buy tickets just to see how deep my hand goes in her belly flab :deviant:

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Will scooters be provided to all in attendance? Can we bring our own shitty blankets?

Also, no.

 

[Barbarella]

Sorry, I have a small appetite so there would be nothing for me to do.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wow, you are sure , unless you mean potter's field in Kentucky where she will be buried.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Held at Walmart, y'all!

 

[CC 855]

#Ambercon2k19 Giftbags for her AmBabies will include:

• wax melts
• vintage AL jewelry from '14
• stickers
• raffle ticket for 1 of 3 insulin pumps

 

[wellthathappened]

By con, do you mean funeral?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

By con, do you mean funeral?

Maybe it was a subtle reference to that time she conned that contest winner out of their gift card. A play on words, if you will.

ETA:

#Ambercon2k19 Giftbags for her AmBabies will include:

• wax melts
• vintage AL jewelry from '14
• stickers
• raffle ticket for 1 of 3 insulin pumps

Read this too fast and thought you said beanbags, not giftbags.

 

[pickleniggo]

#Ambercon2k19 Giftbags for her AmBabies will include:

• wax melts
• vintage AL jewelry from '14
• stickers
• raffle ticket for 1 of 3 insulin pumps

Ambabies? I prefer Ambeanbags.

And I suggest competitive cornhole as an event. Those beanbags are in a hurry.

 

[wellthathappened]

Someone beat me to the punchline of my joke. Please just let me wallow in shame like Amber.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

Held at WAMMART, y'all!

FTFY

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Only if our gorl autographs grockbots.

 

[Xenomorph]

Is the door prize a boyish looking sped to take home?

 

[The game master]

I saw someone on her YouTube comments call Ambabies, Beanie Babies now which I like better than Ambeanbags

Also I might go just to see the freak show that would show up and to see how big her coffin would be in person

 

[Entertained409]

How the fuck did I get here? Seriously what the fuck is going on?? Why am I suddenly 514.4 lbs and still hungry?

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I saw someone on her YouTube comments call Ambabies, Beanie Babies now which I like better than Ambeanbags

Also I might go just to see the freak show that would show up and to see how big her coffin would be in person

Maybe she will be too big for one and will have to be buried in a piano box like they had to do to for the fatties of yore.

 

[Twinkie]

to every ho voting no:

YOU

A

LAAAAAAAAAAAH