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- 9 Wrz 2013
🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
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🔎 Please read my article, How to Dox Anyone: A Liz Fong-Jones Story. (Xitter), (Substack).
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- 27 Lip 2014
I hope TJ insults me via a ham-handed play-on-word(s) &/or pun, then my life would be complete. 
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- 2 Lip 2014
I assure you its greatI hope TJ insults me via a ham-handed play-on-word(s) &/or pun, then my life would be complete.
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- 11 Gru 2013
I am so jelly right now! Totally peanut butter and jelly!
(*sits in a corner and pouts*)
Why won't Churchie respond to me?
Sir. I am in awe of your skills. That was an epic reading of some grade A shit.
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- 17 Lip 2014
TJ-kun's tiny brain can't handle all of our loving comments at once, you have to speak slowly and be patient with him. Someday he'll notice you, just keep believing!
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- 10 Sty 2014
He's a tsundere, remember? He has to ignore you because he's scared to admit that he loves you!
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- 27 Lip 2014
"I-it's not like I want to keep coming here almost every night... B-Baka..."
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- 3 Lut 2013
Do you think we're criminals?
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- 18 Cze 2014
Why are Will's thought in third person? A good reading but you could have read it in a Frankenstein or other Monster Voice.
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- 3 Gru 2013
Well that was a short sermon, wasn't it?
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- 27 Lip 2014
Hey TJ, The Monkees are a shit band that makes shit music meant to emulate, capitalize and leech off of the success of The Beatles, in essence they're a cheap Beatles Knock-Off, also they're like the 60's equivalent of Britney Spears or N*Sync.
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- 12 Kwi 2014
I've come to the conclusion TJ doesn't really want this thread to disappear. How could he, when it would mean losing so many great friends? It's always good to feel loved, even if only on the internet, which is why we need to keep this thread as active as possible.
PacSol
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- 3 Lut 2013
(shrugs) I thought Ríu Ríu Chíu was pretty nice, but to each his own.
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- 15 Lip 2014
That was beautiful.... but seriously though the dude writes smut like he writes refrigerator manuals for a living. Pro-tip my Bovine buddy if you want people to whack it to your prose, try to make it sound less like you're taking notes for a sexbot experiment. Please bro, my boner is like a limp noodle here....
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- 1 Wrz 2014
He was also active on the phun.org forums under the names TJChurch and, after that account was permabanned, TNAdnuder2001. This guy's been blacklisted from nearly every community he's joined, and most places seem to scrub his content after he's been booted.
TJChurch returned under a new ID and: powiedział(a):
Winnowing through his rules-lawyering shitposts, one discovers that he likes celebrity noodz and Kim Kardashian's plump ass, but dislikes Miley Cyrus, Taylor Momsen and acting like a reasonable human being.
Interestingly, he demonstrates some understanding of cause-and-effect in social interaction. He is surprised and touched when certain other posters express concern &/or sympathy for his medical problems, because he knows he's been a massive dick to them in the past.
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- 2 Lip 2014
The funniest part to me is we're probably the only forums that actively won't ban him. We're probably his best shot at being accepted by an online community.
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- 10 Sty 2014
Or getting accepted at all.
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- 3 Lut 2013
He must be very thankful that our forum will archive and enshrine this thread for all eternity.