🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Taily Puff]

Is she asking him to lick her asshole?

If you have a better way to scratch an itch, I'm all ears.

 

[Coster]

OMG this story gets better, can't even levels reaching critical mass.

That's.. not even writing. That's a fucking play-by-play announcement.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

OMG this story gets better, can't even levels reaching critical mass.

George Lucas writes better dialogue than this.

Also, for the love of all that is holy, NEVER WRITE YOUR CHARACTER'S THOUGHTS IN QUOTES! It's confusing! Use italics!

 

[Taily Puff]

I wanted to rate you down, good sir, but I suppose even lucas though up new planets for his boring fan fiction to take place on.

 

[Coster]

OMG this story gets better, can't even levels reaching critical mass.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XoSCzo4apV

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XoSCzo4apV

That was the best. That voice was the best. You're now my Kiwi forums hero.

 

[KingofManga420]

We should make TJ an appreciation thread in the General and show him how much we care by having a new page for Google to show.

 

[Null]

CHURCH IS IN SESSION

 

[Cowlick]

So can we all acknowledge we're all gonna be in each other's company for a long time? I mean you have to have realized this is what we do and even if you manage to get rid of this thread (protip: you won't) you have to realize we'll just make another one just like you make another sockpuppet account after you get banned from all those other forums.

So really we all should probably just start being friends since sounds like we're stuck with each other. Do you agree and/or feel the same way?

Not in the least. Oh, & a tip for you: Nothing you give is a "protip", as you're an amateur at everything legal, & this protip (if not all others as well) is complete BS.

 

[Coster]

Not in the least. Oh, & a tip for you: Nothing you give is a "protip", as you're an amateur at everything legal, & this protip (if not all others as well) is complete BS.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XoSCzo4apV

Will you critique the reading I did of your amazing erotica?

 

[Null]

Not in the least. Oh, & a tip for you: Nothing you give is a "protip", as you're an amateur at everything legal, & this protip (if not all others as well) is complete BS.

Would you like to be an administrator for my website TJ?

 

[Foulmouth]

Not in the least. Oh, & a tip for you: Nothing you give is a "protip", as you're an amateur at everything legal, & this protip (if not all others as well) is complete BS.

Do you often give pro's your tip ?

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

Not in the least. Oh, & a tip for you: Nothing you give is a "protip", as you're an amateur at everything legal, & this protip (if not all others as well) is complete BS.

you're addicted to those dumb ratings and just couldn't stay away huh? you're on the verge of 1000 but I bet tonight's the night you break the record.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

TJ would you like to discuss your writing tonight? I'm still very curious about your creative process!

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Not in the least. Oh, & a tip for you: Nothing you give is a "protip", as you're an amateur at everything legal, & this protip (if not all others as well) is complete BS.

 

[Watermelon1337]

TJ, you love us and you know it

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

from the blog

Only ever had 1 alcoholic drink in my life, & was literally in rehab at the time.

@Cowlick what were you in rehab for, tim?

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

you're addicted to those dumb ratings and just couldn't stay away huh? you're on the verge of 1000 but I bet tonight's the night you break the record.

He can't help it, he wants the D.

 

[Danger]

TJ noticed me guys. I feel so super special right now.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

He can't help it, he wants the D.

He's thirsty for the kiwi flavored kool-aid.