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He's paying them in pot to visit McDonalds to look for terrorists.

... they call them "rations".

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Konstantinos powiedział(a):
Wait, so why does he think the missing soldiers are going to show up at a McDonalds? That one quote said they like going there but Jace thinks they're going to go attack the establishments. Wouldn't a hypothetical terrorist want to attack a place that's important, like a government building or something?
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Every security guard and hick cop across the country has been saying "They'll gitcha where you lease expect and that's why I need tanks now!"
 
I created a new Deagle Nation Terrorist Warning System for Jace to use during these sorts of situations.

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Konstantinos powiedział(a):
Wait, so why does he think the missing soldiers are going to show up at a McDonalds? That one quote said they like going there but Jace thinks they're going to go attack the establishments. Wouldn't a hypothetical terrorist want to attack a place that's important, like a government building or something?
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What's more American than McDonalds? Is this what happens when Jace can't play his vidya? For GodJesus sake Gail let him play his xbox before he hurts or gets someone hurt.
 
Burned Man powiedział(a):
What's more American than McDonalds? Is this what happens when Jace can't play his vidya?
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Yes pretty much, I suspect the reason we're seeing the re-emergence of STRYKER after such a long time of relative sanity is because his mom is clamping down on him too hard and he has no release valve for his insane fantasies. I.E. he can't play Postal 2 so he's trying to do this shit in real life instead.

Not a good thing. At least he's grounded, so him and Tyce aren't going to go Dylan and Klebold on any nearby mosques with airsoft in the near future.
 
I'm laughing so hard at McChickens. That's honestly the funniest thing Jace has ever said.
 
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More on them ebola mcchickens

Jace's weed money is apparently kept with Eli in some kind of shared pool. There's no way at all this will end poorly for Jace.

Wait. What the fuck does he mean "[his] stash at Eli's"!? And Eli "has a cottage" where they will be storing 100 or more chicken nuggets for ebola testing...

Or maybe they're just planning to crash in Eli's "cottage" and live off nuggers since Eli is still out of town. :roll:
 
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More on them ebola mcchickens

Jace's weed money is apparently kept with Eli in some kind of shared pool. There's no way at all this will end poorly for Jace.

Wait. What the fuck does he mean "[his] stash at Eli's"?!
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So he is basically using Eli's money to buy his lunch for the next few days in the most elaborate way possible. I assume that by testing he means eating them, although I would like to see what his idea of science is when it comes to testing McChickens.
 
Aw man, Smutley. I was about to post that!

Using simple Google Fu, 40 Mg Nuggets (and god damn, thats alotta chicken!) is 8.99. Exactly 100 mgnuggets (two sets of 40, one set of 20) is 22.98, according to fastfoodmenuprices.com

Tyce is both bad at math (who would have guessed?) and probably will skim off the top. More hot wheels for him.

Edit: Question now though. Why doesnt he squat at Elis place? I know its basicly promised that hes going to have a kickin' studio apartment at FANs apartment complex that he totally owns, but if he REALLY wants to get away from his STINKY FAT PUSSY CUNT mom, well...
 
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