🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Bork Laser]

I don't even think the guy who made this thread is around anymore..

 

[José Mourinho]

Warning: May cause seizures

Spoiler

 

[Papa Nier]

I don't really have anything of value to add. I just think Cowlick writes like an ESL student who tried to learn English by reading Jaden Smith's twitter posts.

 

[Watermelon1337]

The Kiwi forums triumphs over TJ.

I said it so it's true.

 

[A Random]

I think we broke him
On the plus side, war of attrition won. CWCki forums: 1, TJ: 0.

He claimed he will be back until this thread goes down, so... let's give it another day.

 

[Watermelon1337]

TJ is persistent.

 

[KingofManga420]

Crashing this thread... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

 

[rocket]

Spoiler

 

[ADamnDjinn]

A quick MS Paint workup of what TJchurch thinks of himself as - a buff, intelligent, handsome man schooling a pack of unintelligent ASSholes.

 

[klystron]

So he says that if the thread goes down he'll leave, but I have a feeling he'd start a new thread to gloat about the old thread going down.

 

[Some JERK]

I don't really have anything of value to add. I just think Cowlick writes like an ESL student who tried to learn English by reading Jaden Smith's twitter posts.

Being intelligent is like being telekinetic. You'll never really know if someone who is is just pretending not to be, but it's fucking hilarious to watch someone who isn't pretend that they are.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Jesus Christ, I find this thread this morning at three pages, and when I come back it's grown to 16 pages of Smeagle attack. What the hell did I miss?

 

[Dr. Mario]

"Yee-haw! Giddyup, pardner! We've gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well this thread was an adventure. Haven't seen a thread move so fast since Chris's house fire.

 

[A Random]

Jesus Christ, I find this thread this morning at three pages, and when I come back it's grown to 16 pages of Smeagle attack. What the hell did I miss?

He proved himself to be smarter than us in his attempt at getting this thread deleted by refusing to ask politely and insist the outcome would be no different.

Quite a classy man with great teeth, this one.

 

[Picklechu]

Too bad he left. I managed to count up to seven, but I'm not sure what comes after that. It's giving me anxiety.

 

[LM 697]

A quick MS Paint workup of what TJchurch thinks of himself as - a buff, intelligent, handsome man schooling a pack of unintelligent ASSholes.

"oral cumshot?"

 

[A Random]

You didn't forget that Q doesn't come before 7, did you?

 

[Randall Fragg]

Am I the only one imagining TJ's posts being read in Gollums voice after seeing that picture?

 

[Silver]

sry guys if i missed anything i could only read the 1st page because i think the rest of the pages are all out of order