🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[rocket]

Never done meth or another illegal drug... Similar as to how you've never done math to count up to your IQ.

I'm a lawyer. I don't need math, I just need to look good and argue well.

You, on the other hand, look like Jack McBrayer's coked-out mugshot.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Offline (as well as online), I have plenty of friends with plenty of intelligence. Here, it's about the same: No actual friends due to nobody (outside of me) having any actual intelligence.

Would you say that you feel enlightened by your intelligence?

 

[CatParty]

I have repeatedly said I am going off...The second this thread is removed.

Seems like you're just getting off on the attention

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

I agree... Repeatedly saying it doesn't make it true. However, if a hypothetical person were to meet one of you & myself simultaneously, it would be obvious to them. The fact that isn't obvious & self-evident to most of you (ironically) proves how true it is.

You speak an infinite deal of nothing. Would the fountain of your mind be clear again, that I might water an ass at it.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I have repeatedly said I am going off...The second this thread is removed.

I hope you have a good cellphone plan and no job.

 

[ASoulMan]

True, but when anyone but me writes it here, it does make me laugh.

Have fun staying up all night.

BTW do you even lift?

 

[KingofManga420]

I have repeatedly said I am going off...The second this thread is removed.

That's good, we can bond over all this and you can use your fancy smarts to potentially teach us to count to four.

 

[A Random]

He should take a chill pill and fix those teeth.

 

[Watermelon1337]

Admit it, Cowlicker, we're your only friends and you have nothing better to do.

The thread isn't going anywhere. It's as simple as that.

 

[Saney]

I have repeatedly said I am going off...The second this thread is removed.

War of attrition, huh? Well, that's fine, we can definitely outlast you. Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

I have repeatedly said I am going off...The second this thread is removed.

Hope you've got a shitbucket, you'll be here a long time.

 

[ASoulMan]

He should take a chill pill and fix those teeth.

Nick Bate would love those pearly whites!

 

[KingofManga420]

Admit it, Cowlicker, we're your only friends and you have nothing better to do.

The thread isn't going anywhere. It's as simple as that.

It is going somewhere, its parkouring into my heart.

 

[LM 697]

Seems like you're just getting off on the attention

"mmmmmm"

 

[Watermelon1337]

"mmmmmm"

The next Albert Einstein right here.

 

[KatsuKitty]

"mmmmmm"

ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess

 

[KingofManga420]

"mmmmmm"

Momma always said life is like an ounce of meth.

 

[DeagleBoipussy420]

That's good, we can bond over all this and you can use your fancy smarts to potentially teach us to count to four.

This would be for the best. I sometimes forget to count 6 along the way.

 

[John Furrman]

Momma always said life is like an ounce of meth.

You never know how the ball will crumble.

 

[Saney]

This would be for the best. I sometimes forget to count 6 along the way.

5 comes after 2, right?