🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Foulmouth]

I'm not attempting to be a comedian, nor anyone's "buddy".

Maybe not but you sure are giving me a fuckin' laugh little buddy.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I'm not attempting to be a comedian, nor anyone's "buddy".

You're making us laugh, though.

 

[KingofManga420]

Sir, what are your thoughts on the Mighty Ogrelord that we all call "Shrek"?

Personally I find him a deep and many layered character, do you have a guy like Shrek in any of your writings TJ?

 

[XYZpdq]

I'm not attempting to be a comedian, nor anyone's "buddy".

We're all buddies here.

 

[KingofManga420]

Also TJ do you like to smoke a fat one? Lately I'm more of the Jenkem type myself, I find it really helps my creativity.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Play us a song.

 

[Cowlick]

So, you understand that you posting here is just making content for the thread, but you somehow don't get that providing content makes us keep the thread open? That's some autistic reasoning.

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

 

[The Knife]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

He's got us, guys. Guess the thread's just going to have to stay up. Curse your unassailable logic, TJ!

 

[José Mourinho]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

Last time I checked you are the one who made this very active and that is a fact. :3

Calm down buddy. :3

And if anything, yes, you're right about the parts that I bolded in your post. However, you are actually digging your grave further considering your posts here rather than OP's post itself.

So therefore, you are affecting yourself. Have a good day.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

We care about you bb. We do this because we love you.

 

[KingofManga420]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

How long will you post here? Maybe If you keep marching around our Jericho the walls will come tumbling down.

 

[ASoulMan]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

So you're saying people will be affected by how this thread will change the face of the Kiwi Forums?

 

[Cowlick]

Play us a song.

That's not me or anyone I know... But I'll send you any "Goodbye" song you want the second you all say Goodbye to this thread & remove it.

 

[klystron]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

wat

 

[CatParty]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

 

[A Random]

We do care how anything we say, write, or do affects you.

But we do not see why we should stop. Perhaps you could give us better reasons than 'because I say so' and 'because it will ruin my future'? Have you changed any from what was said before?

 

[Saney]

No, I (unlike you) understand the thread could be active every second for the next hour or be inactive for the next month, & either way, will still remain here. That is a simple fact, & shall always remain so due to the simple fact none of you care how (if at all) anything you say/write/do affects anyone who is not a part of the Forums.

The people we talk about here are already so low, they can't sink any lower just because we talk about them. They've already pretty much destroyed their own reputations all by themselves

 

[Cowlick]

So you're saying people will be affected by how this thread will change the face of the Kiwi Forums?

Impossible; There will be no change at all... Most people have their ears & minds like Beetlejuice; Say their name enough, & they'll respond.

 

[DeagleBoipussy420]

That's not me or anyone I know... But I'll send you any "Goodbye" song you want the second you all say Goodbye to this thread & remove it.

For someone so smart you sure do lack common sense and tact.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

1] Irony of that is you were being sarcastic, but I am truly the most-intelligent poster yet in this thread

I'm seeing a lot of smart motherfuckers in this thread. A lot of smart motherfuckers using logic and critical thinking, articulating their points clearly and concisely.

And then there's disingenuous, obfuscating, "look how smart I am" Dunning-Kruger boy here. No self-awareness, no clue of his own limitations.

See, the thing about smart motherfuckers is they don't have to keep telling everyone they're smart motherfuckers. They demonstrate their intelligence in their words and actions. Only dumb motherfuckers have to try and convince other people they're not dumb motherfuckers, and just like here it goes about as well as you'd expect.

Somebody that pokes a hornet's nest and then claims to be the only smart one in the swarm is not demonstrating intelligence.