Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[repentance]

On a related tangent: how often do you think Jake speaks out loud? Given that he's sitting in front of the computer almost every waking moment, his mom works, and he has an absurd sleeping schedule, he might go weeks without uttering a sound. Some days his mom probably just wakes up and finds a note reading "Out of TENDIES" taped to the fridge.

I'll bet he talks out loud to the computer, like Tommy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'll bet he talks out loud to the computer, like Tommy.

I bet he makes the computer talk to him. When no one's around he fires up "Dr. Sbaitso" on his SoundBlaster 16, sets the voice to "Female", and feeds it lines.
> SAY VIOLET YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

 

[wimzi]

The ironic thing about Jake harping on about the disinterested dad reddit is his complete failure to recognize he is that guy. He completely refuses to interact with people outside of his narrow bands of interest and endlessly harps at the people he ""knows"" to engage him on those terms (i.e. constantly "inviting/reminding" people to watch Kamen Rider, to play Pathfinder with him, be a troon/hatch an egg, etc.) He acts as if doing anything else would be pointless and a waste of time.

He's a fucking deadbeat at existence.

 

[Hellfire]

Jake looks to have woke up around 2 PM and has been sperging on Twitter for about 12 hours straight. There looks to be multiple Googleshngs.
Cow crossover.



Jake is somehow "too busy" to search for E3 news, but somehow has enough time to sperg for half the day.

Cow crossover. Jake spent a chunk of the day desperately orbiting RRREEEEbecca.

Well look who's claiming Jake as "ohana".

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Cow crossover. What a surprise, Hugless Jake Alley and Arthur Chu are outraged that parenting and men and women having relationships is (TW, CW) "normalized."

Jake typed this with one hand.


Here's our first little Googleshng where Jake tries to act like being Chelsea's slave labor for CON makes him an expert on anything and he furiously RRRREEEs in support of multiple cows. Jake, who has previously lied through his teeth about this in the past, lies some more and claims people objected to Alison Rapp because she was "too sexy" and it was "corrupting children."



Cow crossover with fellow liar Izzy Galvez.

Jake is triggered by "antifa."

Jake saw one of the people he's been sperging at for years has a "fancy in-ground pool" and told him it "significantly increases" Jake's "desire to visit" then claims "dysphoria" would "punt the likelihood way down the road," even though Jake has outright stated he does not believe GID is real.


He sperged out yet again about "blocklists" and Twitter, and included another one of those bizarre Googleshngs. "Seriously, it's a bit like offering to let someone store their stuff in your shed for a bit, finding out said stuff was a mix of rotting eggs and stolen property, then offering to put on a nose plug and fish out the belongings of anyone swinging by to make claims."



Someone replied to Jake's white knighting of Zachary from a few days ago and Jake finally replied to it today. Jake told the guy to "spend a month looking for books and movies by queer women and try to get a hndle on things."


Someone else jumped in and commented that troons generally attack Christians and white men, Jake tried to deny this was true, and they both started sperging about men getting organ transplants from females.




Jake is still desperately shilling his conspiracy theory Googleshng.

Cow crossover.

Jake briefly spergs about Hyperdimension Neptunia (If I recal he did a long "let's play" about this on Talking-Time) and whines that it has "overt anti-piracy propaganda" and "boob-size comparisons." @Jaimas


Cow crossover. Jake continues to be a creepy chaser.


Jake claims he has "2 articles to turn in."

 

[Slick Bridges]

Christ I love his analogies. If he ever compiles them into a book I know what I'm getting everyone for Christmas. Hell, anyone could, it's not like he could turn around and claim them as I'm pretty sure an "anonymous" Twitter handle can't sue.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Jake looks to have woke up around 2 PM and has been sperging on Twitter for about 12 hours straight. There looks to be multiple Googleshngs.
Cow crossover.
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Jake is somehow "too busy" to search for E3 news, but somehow has enough time to sperg for half the day.
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Cow crossover. Jake spent a chunk of the day desperately orbiting RRREEEEbecca.

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Cow crossover. What a surprise, Hugless Jake Alley and Arthur Chu are outraged that parenting and men and women having relationships is (TW, CW) "normalized."
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Jake typed this with one hand.
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Here's our first little Googleshng where Jake tries to act like being Chelsea's slave labor for CON makes him an expert on anything and he furiously RRRREEEs in support of multiple cows. Jake, who has previously lied through his teeth about this in the past, lies some more and claims people objected to Alison Rapp because she was "too sexy" and it was "corrupting children."
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Cow crossover with fellow liar Izzy Galvez.
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Jake is triggered by "antifa."
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Jake saw one of the people he's been sperging at for years has a "fancy in-ground pool" and told him it "significantly increases" Jake's "desire to visit" then claims "dysphoria" would "punt the likelihood way down the road," even though Jake has outright stated he does not believe GID is real.
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He sperged out yet again about "blocklists" and Twitter, and included another one of those bizarre Googleshngs. "Seriously, it's a bit like offering to let someone store their stuff in your shed for a bit, finding out said stuff was a mix of rotting eggs and stolen property, then offering to put on a nose plug and fish out the belongings of anyone swinging by to make claims."
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Someone replied to Jake's white knighting of Zachary from a few days ago and Jake finally replied to it today. Jake told the guy to "spend a month looking for books and movies by queer women and try to get a hndle on things."
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Someone else jumped in and commented that troons generally attack Christians and white men, Jake tried to deny this was true, and they both started sperging about men getting organ transplants from females.
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Jake is still desperately shilling his conspiracy theory Googleshng.
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Cow crossover.
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Jake briefly spergs about Hyperdimension Neptunia (If I recal he did a long "let's play" about this on Talking-Time) and whines that it has "overt anti-piracy propaganda" and "boob-size comparisons." @Jaimas
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Cow crossover. Jake continues to be a creepy chaser.
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Jake claims he has "2 articles to turn in."
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I rate you informative even as I gloss over and stop reading about halfway through the second twitter screed... just like pretty much everyone Jake wishes would listen to him.

 

[repentance]

Jackson acknowledging Jake's existence is interesting because it suggests that Banal Becky has mentioned Jake a lot.

Jake mentioning Riot in a negative light is also interesting. He's only done it since he began orbiting Becky and she's likely his only source for negative information about them.

 

[NQ 952]

Jake looks to have woke up around 2 PM and has been sperging on Twitter for about 12 hours straight. There looks to be multiple Googleshngs.
Cow crossover.
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Jake is somehow "too busy" to search for E3 news, but somehow has enough time to sperg for half the day.
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Cow crossover. Jake spent a chunk of the day desperately orbiting RRREEEEbecca.

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Cow crossover. What a surprise, Hugless Jake Alley and Arthur Chu are outraged that parenting and men and women having relationships is (TW, CW) "normalized."
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Jake typed this with one hand.
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Here's our first little Googleshng where Jake tries to act like being Chelsea's slave labor for CON makes him an expert on anything and he furiously RRRREEEs in support of multiple cows. Jake, who has previously lied through his teeth about this in the past, lies some more and claims people objected to Alison Rapp because she was "too sexy" and it was "corrupting children."
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Cow crossover with fellow liar Izzy Galvez.
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Jake is triggered by "antifa."
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Jake saw one of the people he's been sperging at for years has a "fancy in-ground pool" and told him it "significantly increases" Jake's "desire to visit" then claims "dysphoria" would "punt the likelihood way down the road," even though Jake has outright stated he does not believe GID is real.
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He sperged out yet again about "blocklists" and Twitter, and included another one of those bizarre Googleshngs. "Seriously, it's a bit like offering to let someone store their stuff in your shed for a bit, finding out said stuff was a mix of rotting eggs and stolen property, then offering to put on a nose plug and fish out the belongings of anyone swinging by to make claims."
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Someone replied to Jake's white knighting of Zachary from a few days ago and Jake finally replied to it today. Jake told the guy to "spend a month looking for books and movies by queer women and try to get a hndle on things."
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Someone else jumped in and commented that troons generally attack Christians and white men, Jake tried to deny this was true, and they both started sperging about men getting organ transplants from females.
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Jake is still desperately shilling his conspiracy theory Googleshng.
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Cow crossover.
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Jake briefly spergs about Hyperdimension Neptunia (If I recal he did a long "let's play" about this on Talking-Time) and whines that it has "overt anti-piracy propaganda" and "boob-size comparisons." @Jaimas
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Cow crossover. Jake continues to be a creepy chaser.
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Jake claims he has "2 articles to turn in."
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There is something desperately wrong with this person, and it's worse than the tism.

 

[Positron]

Jake saw one of the people he's been sperging at for years has a "fancy in-ground pool" and told him it "significantly increases" Jake's "desire to visit" then claims "dysphoria" would "punt the likelihood way down the road," even though Jake has outright stated he does not believe GID is real.

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So "dysphoria nymphs" live in pools? I'd sure like to meet one of these!

 

[CatParty]

he's whiteknighting coffin

https://archive.is/SauBp

 

[Jaimas]

Jake briefly spergs about Hyperdimension Neptunia (If I recal he did a long "let's play" about this on Talking-Time) and whines that it has "overt anti-piracy propaganda" and "boob-size comparisons." @Jaimas
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For fuck's sake. I don't even like this series and know it's a fucking reference to the console wars, as well as an open roast of itself and video games/anime in general. This is right up there with Brianna Wu claiming Final Fantasy 6 is about rape culture because of Setzer's attempt to kidnap Maria (and Wu's claims grow only more ridiculous from there).

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he's whiteknighting coffin

https://archive.is/SauBp

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Interesting. This suggests he's descended into a whole new realm of the Rat King, specifically the Laurelai zone. Can white knighting the Rapist be far behind?

 

[CatParty]

 

[Jerk Sauce]

There seems to be a lot of cows talking about how exhausted they are today, when to all appearances they do ~literally nothing~ other than sitting on their asses tweeting stuff out about how oppressed they are. Maybe there is something in the Soylent they are all drinking.

As with anything else, rewards like extra energy to burn require you to put in effort in the first place. Jake being the antithesis of anything useful wouldn't bother, therefore yon laziness compounds itself. In all likelihood he has some fairly severe depression to contend with on top of that, I mean hell I would, neckbearded basement dweller, living with mummy, no prospects for the future & no ability to get it in,even via monetary means (I'm sure she'd dress like Zoe if you asked Jakey).

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Violet and Zinnia, cool trans girls: "Listen to women/believe women!" "Legalize all drugs so people can experiment with them freely, self-medication isn't a crime, anyone who disapproves is a moralizing puritan!"

Jake and Zach, bros on the internet: "Rose McGowan says a powerful Hollywood megamillionaire framed her for cocaine use. LOL what a cokehead, no wonder she's such a bitch."

 

[Next Task]

Jake Alley - 'I try to give people the benefit of the doubt.'

Fuck off you do not. You are super-judgmental and are the first to turn on anyone, except if they're creepy hobgoblins like Chelsea and Becky that you pretend to be able to have girl-talk with while secretly fetishising.

For all that he occasionally acknowledges that his life has problems, his lack of self-awareness is stunning. But I suppose the fact that every single problem he has is someone else's fault in his mind would contribute to that.

 

[Test Business]

There is a stunning moment in that exchange about Christians. The random guy talks about his brother who is trans and drops something along the lines of: 'you all had him believing he could get pregnant'.

This is actually sad, this is a guy whose brother clearly got sucked into the online trans community who filled his head with bullshit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

No you're goddamn not, Jake.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"For clarification, I am a woman"
1) I'd love to see Jake say that in person with a straight face
2) Women don't need to clarify that they're women.
-They also don't use creepy photos of pre-pubescent girls as their icons.

 

[An Ghost]

Jake is somehow "too busy" to search for E3 news, but somehow has enough time to sperg for half the day.

This may be the only joke Jake has ever told. I bet he is such a humorless kill joy even while playing fantasy table top games.

Jake briefly spergs about Hyperdimension Neptunia (If I recal he did a long "let's play" about this on Talking-Time) and whines that it has "overt anti-piracy propaganda" and "boob-size comparisons." @Jaimas

He also has a 25 part let’s play on his YouTube. Hours of a game he doesn’t like.

 

[DrJonesHat]

There is a stunning moment in that exchange about Christians. The random guy talks about his brother who is trans and drops something along the lines of: 'you all had him believing he could get pregnant'.

This is actually sad, this is a guy whose brother clearly got sucked into the online trans community who filled his head with bullshit.

I may have missed something, but what are you referring to?