I don't care enough to read it. Someone explain it like you would on a post-it note.
SYNOPSIS OF JAY'S BITCHING - AN INFORMATIVE GUIDE:
1. Jay claims he got callbacks on his applications. One wonders what will happen when he actually talks to them about positions.
2. Jay is bummed that Preston is regarded as a laughingstock; likens it to being over-analyzed by a tabloid.
3. Jay feels he's being targetted for demolitions by the evil CWCki, and that this is a price of fame.
4. He appears to feel that people being openly criticized in line with Preston, such as Notch, are being such due to their presence, not due to siding with the complete wrong side in the ongoing shitstorm that is gamergate.
5. Jay worries that negativity overwhelming positive feedback is going to cause harm to things he likes and could bode ill for his streams. Once more, Jay ignores that this was caused for Preston's asshattery and Notch's supporting the exact wrong side of an argument.
6. Jay likens people calling him out on his psychopathic "animals serve no purpose" rant to having a political opine that's harmless, but unpopular and laments that he's been essentially crucified over it by the meanies, ignoring that what alienated his listeners was him being weird and creepy.
7. Jay claims he is being subjected to partisan political smearing by people that disagree with him.
8. Jay claims that people will always hate him for being him, so it's stupid to ever change, and he vows not to. The Golden Wiki's staff collectively tent their fingers - and pants.
9. Jay reiterates that his fame and success have made him a target.
10. Jay claims that the likes of the CWCki have hijacked his relationships and ruined his relationships with Heather and Neptune, gleefully ignoring that he fucked those up perfectly fine on his own. He calls those harassing him evil, and states that him blocking everyone who disagrees with him is entirely justified, and that those criticizing him have ruined the quality of his life.
11. Jay claims that his friends have been harassed. This is incorrect; Jay has no friends. Nor does he have self-awareness.
12. Jay demands that his attackers focus on him rather than his friends/family. Which they have. Did I mention the lack of self-awareness?
13. Jay realizes that perhaps stardom comes with its own risks. He attempts to encourage discussion and debate on the issue, in what may be one of the more interesting call-outs he's done, and immediately ruins it by warning that trolls will be blocked.
14. The Past is
not Over, it seems.
In conclusion, Standard Gay Jeis day.