Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

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Tranny's got a gun
Tranny's got a gun
Phil thinks this is the one
The farms' fun just begun
What didn't his daddy do?
The fake rape you put yourself through?
 
Yeah, hi, sane gun owner here.
Unless a person is properly trained in the safe use, handling, storage, and maintenance of a firearm, the most likely person it will kill is you. Quality handguns will run you a bare minimum of $500. They also require regular cleaning and maintenance to function safely, and Phil has trouble cleaning his own body, much less anything else.

There are two ways this pans out:
-Phil will not buy a gun (This is what's going to actually happen)
-Phil gets some beat to hell Hi-Point street treat with the grips held on with duct tape. He blows his fucking knee off trying to carry it in his waistband because he's too broke to carry it properly.

He lives with a pretty severe alcoholic, and both have a substantial history of depression and suicidal behavior. Phil additionally has a history of aggressive and threatening behavior, and hangs around a lot of rough areas.
Yeah, buy a gun, man. I can see no way that this doesn't end hilariously.
 
Oh Phil you seem to have forgotten that you admitted that your father didn't rape you. And that "or I will get a firearm" bit, what's that supposed to do? Scare us? One could argue that Phil is making vague threats which is worse than mocking tards.

So did Phil cut his taint to free the vagina of his soul? Or is he just making this up like usual? Because there's no way any remotely ethical licensed doctor would perform sex reassignment surgery on him.
 
Coconut Gun powiedział(a):
So, why exactly would having a stinkditch make Phil think he has the upper hand?
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you know damned well,

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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. powiedział(a):
Yeah, hi, sane gun owner here.
Unless a person is properly trained in the safe use, handling, storage, and maintenance of a firearm, the most likely person it will kill is you. Quality handguns will run you a bare minimum of $500. They also require regular cleaning and maintenance to function safely, and Phil has trouble cleaning his own body, much less anything else.

There are two ways this pans out:
-Phil will not buy a gun (This is what's going to actually happen)
-Phil gets some beat to hell Hi-Point street treat with the grips held on with duct tape. He blows his fucking knee off trying to carry it in his waistband because he's too broke to carry it properly.

He lives with a pretty severe alcoholic, and both have a substantial history of depression and suicidal behavior. Phil additionally has a history of aggressive and threatening behavior, and hangs around a lot of rough areas.
Yeah, buy a gun, man. I can see no way that this doesn't end hilariously.
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Not to gun sperg too much, but can get a great new or used for a lot less, but this also requires a FFL use. Gun dealers can refuse for any reason. Phil would be a perfect reason to refuse with his behavior and lack of understanding.

There is no FTF sales in OR for pistols, so if Phil was to get one it would be a hot gun. Black market anything goes up in prices. So that POS beat shot at a cop hi point MSRP of 170? For black market may be 500+. Not that Phil could afford 170 let alone 500.

The getting a firearm story is one he's retelling. Maybe we will get another cap gun video to prove us wrong, hell if he used that trick before maybe he bought a flesh light and will show us that to prove he's got a cooter.
 
Heres my counter offer Phil

Disclaimer aside from gender Phil and Steven have nothing in common
 
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