Surgery [24 May 18] Hospitalization, Fear of Being Disappeared by the State

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Smutley powiedział(a):
lol so, a couple quick things:
  1. it's only a HIPAA violation if the person being asked about is a patient. If they're not a patient it doesn't matter if hospital staff "slips up" or not because you can't tell medical information on someone who's not your patient.
  2. Since Phil is going to find a reason to cancel his imaginary surgery, now's as good a time as ever to drop the fact I have a contact on Dr. Dugi's staff. I've known them for over a decade through a previous job, even before I knew about lolcows or kiwis or even Phil. Since it's not a HIPAA violation to give information on someone who isn't your patient, I was told emphatically, "This is a fictional scheduled surgery, there is nothing on the books for Friday."
So there you go. I hope Phil has fun playing pretend!
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A surgery like this, and it’s necessary inpatient recovery time and monitoring for at least 48 hours, would be never be scheduled on a Friday either.

He’s gonna ride this lie as far as he can though. Something as minor as reality has never stopped Phil’s fantasies before.
 
Cubanodun powiedział(a):
He is already preparing his excuses about how the surgery was cancelled because Kiwi operatives infiltrated the hospital staff to murder him?
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Why would we kill a cow? That would ruin the fun.

Smutley powiedział(a):
there is nothing on the books for Friday."
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Who the fuck schedules an elective non-life threatening surgery right before memorial day weekend? Did he want to spend the holiday convalescing in a hospital bed?

I'm sure the doctor doesn't want to deal with that shit either. Wrap it all up so you can have three glorious consecutive days where you know you won't be bothered by phone calls about sick troons.
 
MirnaMinkoff powiedział(a):
A surgery like this, and it’s necessary inpatient recovery time and monitoring for at least 48 hours, would be never be scheduled on a Friday either.
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ColtWalker1847 powiedział(a):
Who the fuck schedules an elective non-life threatening surgery right before memorial day weekend? Did he want to spend the holiday convalescing in a hospital bed?

I'm sure the doctor doesn't want to deal with that shit either. Wrap it all up so you can have three glorious consecutive days where you know you won't be bothered by phone calls about sick troons.
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Exactly. Dugi would have to come in every day over the weekend and Monday to check in on Phil. Major electives are almost never scheduled for Fridays, and especially not on a 3 day holiday weekend.
 
Smutley powiedział(a):
lol so, a couple quick things:
  1. it's only a HIPAA violation if the person being asked about is a patient. If they're not a patient it doesn't matter if hospital staff "slips up" or not because you can't tell medical information on someone who's not your patient.
  2. Since Phil is going to find a reason to cancel his imaginary surgery, now's as good a time as ever to drop the fact I have a contact on Dr. Dugi's staff. I've known them for over a decade through a previous job, even before I knew about lolcows or kiwis or even Phil. Since it's not a HIPAA violation to give information on someone who isn't your patient, I was told emphatically, "This is a fictional scheduled surgery, there is nothing on the books for Friday."
So there you go. I hope Phil has fun playing pretend!
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Basically confirms what we already know... that Phil took laxatives, from December, for fucking no reason. He made himself a shit-taco for nothing.

Also, if Phil was so worried about disappearing, why isn't Toren caring enough to go with? And who is going to pick him up from the hospital come Tuesday? (They will not release him on the weekend or Memorial Day) They won't let Phil take a taxi or bus home... so who is going to pick him up?

Said it once, and will say it 100 more times in the future... Phil needs to at least do 15 minute of research before making up his lies. They're never believable.
 
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If you're going to the OT in 20 minutes, you should be garbed already and they're not letting you keep your filthy phone.
 
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Phil Loses his dick - We all laugh as his life remains as shitty as ever.

Phil has made this up - We all laugh as his life remains as shitty as ever.

No matter what this day brings, we win.
 
Wrist bands are also given for any procedure you have to check in for, including routine blood work :)

You'd already be settled in to your recovery room 20 minutes before surgery. Like, an hour or two before surgery since it'll be an overnight stay. Unless you're outpatient you don't sit in a hospital waiting room for an invasive multi-day stay surgery.
 
I’m still waiting for the picture of him ‘recovering’ in a hotel room, crudely decorated with printed out hospital signs scotch taped to the walls.
 
Smutley powiedział(a):
lol so, a couple quick things:
  1. it's only a HIPAA violation if the person being asked about is a patient. If they're not a patient it doesn't matter if hospital staff "slips up" or not because you can't tell medical information on someone who's not your patient.
  2. Since Phil is going to find a reason to cancel his imaginary surgery, now's as good a time as ever to drop the fact I have a contact on Dr. Dugi's staff. I've known them for over a decade through a previous job, even before I knew about lolcows or kiwis or even Phil. Since it's not a HIPAA violation to give information on someone who isn't your patient, I was told emphatically, "This is a fictional scheduled surgery, there is nothing on the books for Friday."
So there you go. I hope Phil has fun playing pretend!
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Oh Phil. Even if you are managing to get your dick chopped off to spite your father, you'll still be the same spudders flailing about in life trying to glom onto any sense of identity that gets you attention.

The trans and anarchist community still despises you for your personality, not what's between your thighs.
 
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If you're going to the OT in 20 minutes, you should be garbed already and they're not going to let you keep your phone.
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I fucking love this I really do.

Smutley powiedział(a):
Wrist bands are also given for any procedure you have to check in for, including routine blood work :)

You'd already be settled in to your recovery room 20 minutes before surgery. Like, an hour or two before surgery since it'll be an overnight stay. Unless you're outpatient you don't sit in a hospital waiting room for an invasive multi-day stay surgery.
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Can you tap up your contact mate, I am intrested in some of those coding numbers as my limmited understanding of them isn't enough to decode them.

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Two things -
1) My good friend @Smutley is now the 2nd most quoted by Phil at now 12 instances, and @JSGOTI is 3rd at 11.
2) He seems to be confused with the word Feard with Mocked.
 
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